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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Bfv | Allmaps V.21 - Ho Chi Minh trail - 2024-04-06 23:36:02 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2024-04-06 23:37:08] dtk: why cant i play as aussie special forces and commit war crimes?
[2024-04-06 23:37:23] Fragga: it takes practise
[2024-04-06 23:37:50] Fragga: hey the kid was holding a rifle :)
[2024-04-06 23:37:53] DiscoMagpie: guys, did you know?
[2024-04-06 23:38:05] Fragga: disguised as a Quran
[2024-04-06 23:38:10] DiscoMagpie: you can take saigon with this one little trick nixon doesn't
[2024-04-06 23:38:13] DiscoMagpie: want you to know about!
[2024-04-06 23:38:55] DiscoMagpie: I feel sorry for all the other players who had to read our chat
[2024-04-06 23:39:06] Fragga: lol
[2024-04-06 23:39:20] DiscoMagpie: I apologize on the behalf of the admins
[2024-04-06 23:39:22] Fragga: we didnt get a chat spam warning :)
[2024-04-06 23:39:28] DiscoMagpie: I thought it was harmless
[2024-04-06 23:39:39] Fragga: armless?
[2024-04-06 23:39:41] dtk: fragga says "aint no war crime if ur a winner"
[2024-04-06 23:39:53] DiscoMagpie: that's actually true
[2024-04-06 23:40:01] Fragga: thats right the winners write the rules
[2024-04-06 23:40:25] DiscoMagpie: but that's only true if you have legitimacy to the english thro
[2024-04-06 23:40:31] DiscoMagpie: ne
[2024-04-06 23:40:36] Fragga: Took the Krauts 2 big lessons on that one lol
[2024-04-06 23:40:55] dtk: but in this day and age, with everyone having a camera, war
[2024-04-06 23:41:03] dtk: crimes are well documented even if u win
[2024-04-06 23:41:19] General Skoal: how do I use the nade launcher on the rifle
[2024-04-06 23:41:21] DiscoMagpie: and who is gonna punish you?
[2024-04-06 23:41:24] DiscoMagpie: daddy?
[2024-04-06 23:41:30] Fragga: only a war crime if you get caught
[2024-04-06 23:41:33] dtk: yes, but thats besides the question
[2024-04-06 23:41:47] -RageVsMachine: ugys think putin cares?
[2024-04-06 23:41:49] DiscoMagpie: daddy doesn't think so
[2024-04-06 23:42:02] -RageVsMachine: how many cameras are there
[2024-04-06 23:42:17] dtk: netanyahu has everyone beat right now
[2024-04-06 23:42:22] dtk: in terms of war crimes
[2024-04-06 23:42:23] DiscoMagpie: my camera's in my onlyfans account
[2024-04-06 23:42:36] DiscoMagpie: okay I really need to stop this
[2024-04-06 23:42:44] dtk: ok sorry
[2024-04-06 23:42:46] DiscoMagpie: let's stop guys :D
[2024-04-06 23:42:50] -RageVsMachine: he will never see any punishment for chechnya, ukraine, school
[2024-04-06 23:43:06] DiscoMagpie: if I wasn't an admin it would've continued
[2024-04-06 23:43:10] DiscoMagpie: rage you too
[2024-04-06 23:43:22] -RageVsMachine: ?
[2024-04-06 23:43:28] DiscoMagpie: let's stop :(
[2024-04-06 23:43:32] -RageVsMachine: politics talk?
[2024-04-06 23:43:33] Fragga: no there's only one of him
[2024-04-06 23:43:37] DiscoMagpie: yeah
[2024-04-06 23:43:47] DiscoMagpie: I'll drop after this map
[2024-04-06 23:43:56] -RageVsMachine: ( . Y .)
[2024-04-06 23:43:59] DiscoMagpie: so you can continue afterwards if no one's watching :D
[2024-04-06 23:44:26] Fragga: lol
[2024-04-06 23:44:35] dtk: you mean the war crimes disco?
[2024-04-06 23:44:39] DiscoMagpie: you said it yourself :)
[2024-04-06 23:44:51] DiscoMagpie: this chat has been nothing but a war crime
[2024-04-06 23:44:56] DiscoMagpie: for two maps straight
[2024-04-06 23:45:01] DiscoMagpie: so yeah :D
[2024-04-06 23:45:10] Fragga: means WE ARE BORED
[2024-04-06 23:45:20] Fragga: get on with Saigon 68
[2024-04-06 23:45:21] DiscoMagpie: you're always bored fragga
[2024-04-06 23:45:22] dtk: alderaan shot first, just saying
[2024-04-06 23:45:46] DiscoMagpie: whoops sorry
[2024-04-06 23:45:50] DiscoMagpie: saw you too late
[2024-04-06 23:46:06] dtk: the empire HAD the legal right to defend itself
[2024-04-06 23:46:28] -RageVsMachine: evil empire
[2024-04-06 23:46:28] DiscoMagpie: banana want me to empire you into a break?
[2024-04-06 23:46:41] dtk: sorry
[2024-04-06 23:46:44] DiscoMagpie: :D
[2024-04-06 23:46:50] DiscoMagpie: see you made polpot leave
[2024-04-06 23:46:51] dtk: i was making a star wars joke
[2024-04-06 23:46:58] DiscoMagpie: oh
[2024-04-06 23:47:02] dtk: no real lose there i guess lol
[2024-04-06 23:47:05] dtk: *loss
[2024-04-06 23:47:15] DiscoMagpie: I've seen it very long time ago
[2024-04-06 23:47:23] dtk: in a galaxy?
[2024-04-06 23:47:25] DiscoMagpie: so I don't remember much, if any
[2024-04-06 23:47:31] DiscoMagpie: far, far away
[2024-04-06 23:47:54] dtk: new discussion topic: the original star wars films are the only
[2024-04-06 23:47:55] dtk: good ones
[2024-04-06 23:47:55] -RageVsMachine: good catch banana
[2024-04-06 23:48:29] dtk: the prequels are bad, the sequels were mediocre, but the OT is
[2024-04-06 23:48:29] dtk: the best
[2024-04-06 23:48:52] DiscoMagpie: new discussion topic: what does fragga think of when he plants
[2024-04-06 23:48:53] DiscoMagpie: betties
[2024-04-06 23:48:56] DiscoMagpie: betties
[2024-04-06 23:49:00] Fragga: NOOBED
[2024-04-06 23:49:04] Fragga: lol
[2024-04-06 23:49:31] General Skoal: woke bouncing bettys
[2024-04-06 23:49:33] General Skoal: damn gooks
[2024-04-06 23:49:37] dtk: fragga grows bamboo for his wife
[2024-04-06 23:49:40] dtk: who is indeed a panda
[2024-04-06 23:49:45] General Skoal: time for a shot of whiskey
[2024-04-06 23:49:51] dtk: i read that on the internet
[2024-04-06 23:49:57] DiscoMagpie: I'd consider that an insult
[2024-04-06 23:50:01] dtk: so its true
[2024-04-06 23:50:04] DiscoMagpie: because pandas are fat
[2024-04-06 23:50:12] dtk: that wasnt my intention!
[2024-04-06 23:50:14] General Skoal: and mean
[2024-04-06 23:50:17] DiscoMagpie: but since fragga doesn't have a wife it passes
[2024-04-06 23:50:29] dtk: i was gonna saw shrooms, but thats drugs
[2024-04-06 23:50:32] dtk: *say
[2024-04-06 23:50:35] Fragga: i have one she is in the back yard
[2024-04-06 23:50:47] dtk: then bamboo came to mind because jungle
[2024-04-06 23:50:47] DiscoMagpie: a garden gnome is your wife?
[2024-04-06 23:50:51] Fragga: under the lemon tree
[2024-04-06 23:50:58] DiscoMagpie: or do yu mean you married the eastern brown?
[2024-04-06 23:51:34] DiscoMagpie: lemme guess, you sing to her "YOUR LIPS ARE VENOMOUS POISON"
[2024-04-06 23:51:51] dtk: are you saying his wife lays eggs?
[2024-04-06 23:51:55] Fragga: she is still listed as missing but I know where she is
[2024-04-06 23:52:02] dtk: i thought only mine did that...
[2024-04-06 23:52:09] DiscoMagpie: okay I'm telling the police
[2024-04-06 23:52:27] dtk: dont touch my platypus wife!
[2024-04-06 23:52:29] Gra$$HoPPer: noobed
[2024-04-06 23:53:05] General Skoal: TONIGHT...YOU! @hand banana
[2024-04-06 23:53:17] dtk: you basking that turkey?
[2024-04-06 23:53:52] DiscoMagpie: hey grass, guess what the next map is
[2024-04-06 23:54:08] dtk: i would type out hand banana's other quotes, but they're edgy
[2024-04-06 23:54:17] General Skoal: lmao
[2024-04-06 23:54:40] General Skoal: probably been ten years or more since I seen it
[2024-04-06 23:54:50] dtk: it sticks w/ ya!
[2024-04-06 23:55:04] dtk: for me, hand banan and love mummy are the best episodes
[2024-04-06 23:55:07] General Skoal: not really, yer name brought it back lol
[2024-04-06 23:55:18] dtk: lol gotcha
[2024-04-06 23:55:19] General Skoal: I like the D-ckesode
[2024-04-06 23:55:41] dtk: "i finally have enough d!cks to get back to d!ck planet!"
[2024-04-06 23:55:50] General Skoal: "someone threw away perfectly good hot dog..
[2024-04-06 23:55:59] dtk: "a bit chewy"
[2024-04-06 23:56:17] General Skoal: "...next to two soggy walnuts...seems blood flavored..."
[2024-04-06 23:56:26] dtk: most of athf is ingrained in my mind lol
[2024-04-06 23:56:39] DiscoMagpie: under normal circumstances, those would warrant a kick
[2024-04-06 23:56:40] General Skoal: "...yep definately blood flavored"
[2024-04-06 23:56:54] General Skoal: who said we were normal?
[2024-04-06 23:57:01] Fragga: rage quit
[2024-04-06 23:57:26] DiscoMagpie: the rules state you should at least act like
[2024-04-06 23:57:29] DiscoMagpie: :D
[2024-04-06 23:57:39] General Skoal: yeah I know
[2024-04-06 23:57:53] General Skoal: I play Hello DC a lot too
[2024-04-06 23:58:56] DiscoMagpie: stabbing son
[2024-04-06 23:59:12] General Skoal: damn this is close
[2024-04-06 23:59:17] DiscoMagpie: gg :D
[2024-04-06 23:59:24] DiscoMagpie: it was close indeed
[2024-04-06 23:59:33] DiscoMagpie: but fragga's boredom prevailed
[2024-04-06 23:59:38] Fragga: lol
[2024-04-06 23:59:44] Fragga: gg
[2024-04-06 23:59:46] General Skoal: USA