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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - berlin - 2023-09-05 00:05:02 Chatlog
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[2023-09-05 00:06:26] _Brain Damage_: it's faster for me to quit then reconnect than wait for cycle
[2023-09-05 00:06:41] _Roadie: thank goodness someone came along to votemap
[2023-09-05 00:06:43] _Brain Damage_: are u the salad mad guy?
[2023-09-05 00:06:49] _Roadie: really?
[2023-09-05 00:06:57] _Brain Damage_: yeah u can call me Super map
[2023-09-05 00:07:12] _Brain Damage_: yes I gotta very fast m.2 SSd
[2023-09-05 00:07:21] _Roadie: I had some poor avacdos from peru the other day. tasteless.
[2023-09-05 00:07:25] _Brain Damage_: it was top speced in 2020
[2023-09-05 00:07:36] _Brain Damage_: why tasteless?
[2023-09-05 00:07:49] _Brain Damage_: chemical sh!t init?
[2023-09-05 00:07:53] _Roadie: I've got an m2 in the new box I'm building, we'll have to see
[2023-09-05 00:08:00] _Roadie: just bland.
[2023-09-05 00:08:06] _Brain Damage_: or geneticallly downgraded?
[2023-09-05 00:08:27] _Roadie: I have all SSDs in this box but it seems slower that the old
[2023-09-05 00:08:34] _Roadie: days with spinners.
[2023-09-05 00:08:39] _Brain Damage_: wiat avocado or m.2... pls make your choice
[2023-09-05 00:08:52] _Roadie: both.
[2023-09-05 00:09:13] _Roadie: avacodos from Peru was bland
[2023-09-05 00:09:18] _Roadie: were*
[2023-09-05 00:09:22] _Brain Damage_: u created a mental conflict in my brain dude
[2023-09-05 00:09:33] _Brain Damage_: balnd? means? translate pls
[2023-09-05 00:09:35] _Roadie: multi task
[2023-09-05 00:09:43] _Roadie: without flavor
[2023-09-05 00:09:48] _Brain Damage_: thanks
[2023-09-05 00:09:56] _Roadie: tasteless.
[2023-09-05 00:10:04] _Brain Damage_:
[2023-09-05 00:10:06] _Roadie: blank
[2023-09-05 00:10:12] _Brain Damage_: not a bug surface but still
[2023-09-05 00:10:29] _Brain Damage_: she's been doind it for the last 20 y at least
[2023-09-05 00:10:32] _Roadie: you keep 'bragging' about that. she brought you something the
[2023-09-05 00:10:33] _Roadie: other night.
[2023-09-05 00:10:42] _Brain Damage_: avocado is suspposer to be tastefull
[2023-09-05 00:10:47] _Roadie: you had better have given her a BIG hug.
[2023-09-05 00:11:06] _Roadie: now is this on the east side of the atlantic?
[2023-09-05 00:11:10] _Brain Damage_: dude I'm supposed to own 1/5 million right no in real estate
[2023-09-05 00:11:21] _Brain Damage_: not greeding, I own stuff
[2023-09-05 00:11:34] _Roadie: Cool - better off than me
[2023-09-05 00:11:36] _Brain Damage_: yep 1/5 m $
[2023-09-05 00:11:43] _Roadie: where is the avacodo farm?
[2023-09-05 00:11:50] _Brain Damage_: supposed to. I cant have access
[2023-09-05 00:12:01] Mr. Fox: hey yall
[2023-09-05 00:12:02] _Brain Damage_: no not the farm that's mom's own stuff
[2023-09-05 00:12:12] _Brain Damage_: only in parts of our houses
[2023-09-05 00:12:29] _Roadie: Where is the farm where your mom makes you all the treats?
[2023-09-05 00:12:34] _Roadie: HeyO Fox
[2023-09-05 00:12:52] _Brain Damage_: morocco
[2023-09-05 00:12:59] _Roadie: wow.....
[2023-09-05 00:13:17] _Brain Damage_: it also supposed to worth +3 mill $
[2023-09-05 00:13:18] Mr. Fox: how old is your mom BD?
[2023-09-05 00:13:27] _Brain Damage_: cause it's now a city zone
[2023-09-05 00:13:43] _Brain Damage_: dunno 77 maybe born in 46-47 not sure
[2023-09-05 00:13:49] _Brain Damage_: 46 let's say
[2023-09-05 00:14:01] _Brain Damage_: I'm 47 soon 48
[2023-09-05 00:14:02] Mr. Fox: oh ok
[2023-09-05 00:14:23] _Brain Damage_: not strong in substration ROFL
[2023-09-05 00:14:28] Mr. Fox: shes must be in pretty good shape to be runnng the farm!
[2023-09-05 00:14:36] _Brain Damage_: gotta back to 1sy school XD
[2023-09-05 00:14:37] _Brain Damage_: gotta back to 1sy school XD
[2023-09-05 00:15:05] _Brain Damage_: she's quite modern, takes care of herself, both appearence and
[2023-09-05 00:15:17] Mr. Fox: thats good!
[2023-09-05 00:15:29] _Brain Damage_: health, she's quite sporty, does a lot of walking in forest
[2023-09-05 00:15:47] _Brain Damage_: she ruuns a school too at the same time
[2023-09-05 00:15:49] Mr. Fox: sounds like shes in excellent shape!
[2023-09-05 00:15:52] Mr. Fox: wow
[2023-09-05 00:15:56] Mr. Fox: busy lady
[2023-09-05 00:16:03] _Brain Damage_: yeah
[2023-09-05 00:16:03] _Brain Damage_: yeah
[2023-09-05 00:16:08] _Brain Damage_: wealthy
[2023-09-05 00:16:11] Mr. Fox: lool
[2023-09-05 00:16:19] Mr. Fox: e?
[2023-09-05 00:16:21] Mr. Fox: single?
[2023-09-05 00:16:23] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:16:24] _Brain Damage_: while I play DC and drink beers xD
[2023-09-05 00:16:31] _Brain Damage_: how old are you FOX?
[2023-09-05 00:16:40] Mr. Fox: 32
[2023-09-05 00:16:49] _Brain Damage_: and u wanna fk my mom?
[2023-09-05 00:16:53] _Brain Damage_: lolol
[2023-09-05 00:16:55] _Roadie: you young pups
[2023-09-05 00:17:05] Mr. Fox: it sounds like she is in shape enough for it
[2023-09-05 00:17:07] _Brain Damage_: im 48 nearly
[2023-09-05 00:17:09] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:18:16] Mr. Fox: sry mate
[2023-09-05 00:18:19] Mr. Fox: 2 fer!
[2023-09-05 00:18:22] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:18:26] Mjr D Zaster: np
[2023-09-05 00:18:33] _Brain Damage_: I agree, if we could exchange moms photos b4 indeed
[2023-09-05 00:18:39] _Roadie: and I got a humvee
[2023-09-05 00:18:41] _Brain Damage_: how old is your mom?
[2023-09-05 00:18:53] Mr. Fox: my mom is almost 60
[2023-09-05 00:19:03] _Brain Damage_: BS
[2023-09-05 00:19:07] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:19:07] _Brain Damage_: LIAR
[2023-09-05 00:19:22] Mr. Fox: what part of that isnt believable?
[2023-09-05 00:19:47] _Brain Damage_: is she fat mexican 50% mcdo victim?
[2023-09-05 00:19:57] _Brain Damage_: or tiny like ballet dancer?
[2023-09-05 00:20:05] Mr. Fox: lol neither?
[2023-09-05 00:20:06] _Brain Damage_: I like them sexy
[2023-09-05 00:20:14] _Brain Damage_: how does she look?
[2023-09-05 00:20:17] Mr. Fox: who doesnt?
[2023-09-05 00:20:25] Mr. Fox: like a 60 yo mom?
[2023-09-05 00:20:44] _Brain Damage_: some arabs like girls to sh!t in their mouth... so
[2023-09-05 00:20:46] Mr. Fox: 60 to mom, whose had 5 kids
[2023-09-05 00:20:46] _Brain Damage_: some arabs like girls to sh!t in their mouth... so
[2023-09-05 00:20:52] _Brain Damage_: everyfkin shit exists
[2023-09-05 00:21:03] Mr. Fox: i dont kink shame
[2023-09-05 00:21:05] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:21:09] _Brain Damage_: they fkin drink pee and think it's healthy
[2023-09-05 00:21:25] Mr. Fox: the romans used urine for mouthwash...
[2023-09-05 00:21:25] _Brain Damage_: what? eating sh!:t? not a SHAME?
[2023-09-05 00:21:40] _Brain Damage_: It'z fkin BS medically
[2023-09-05 00:21:42] _Brain Damage_: come on
[2023-09-05 00:21:59] _Brain Damage_: chinese eat boiled eggs in children pee
[2023-09-05 00:22:01] Mr. Fox: haha im not arguing against that
[2023-09-05 00:22:13] _Brain Damage_: they eat cats during winter cause they think it
[2023-09-05 00:22:27] _Brain Damage_: avoids illnesses related What sh!it ib their heds
[2023-09-05 00:22:56] _Brain Damage_: that's just miserable manners, in the historical sense
[2023-09-05 00:22:58] _Brain Damage_: that's just miserable manners, in the historical sense
[2023-09-05 00:23:07] Mr. Fox: those eggs could be good... im not willing to test it though
[2023-09-05 00:23:33] Mr. Fox: chinese are kinda gross
[2023-09-05 00:23:35] _Brain Damage_: children pee it recovered from school then reused for that...
[2023-09-05 00:23:39] Mr. Fox: but they are fun to fuck...
[2023-09-05 00:23:45] _Brain Damage_: how barbaric, retard BS
[2023-09-05 00:23:46] _Brain Damage_: how barbaric, retard BS
[2023-09-05 00:24:13] _Brain Damage_: there is a thing called science
[2023-09-05 00:24:17] _Brain Damage_: come on
[2023-09-05 00:24:30] Mr. Fox: lol i meant good tasting, nnot good for you
[2023-09-05 00:24:36] _Brain Damage_: saudis think Camel pee heals lots of BS
[2023-09-05 00:24:48] _Brain Damage_: ok try to drink CAMEL PEE pls
[2023-09-05 00:24:54] _Brain Damage_: it's delicious OMG
[2023-09-05 00:24:55] _Brain Damage_: it's delicious OMG
[2023-09-05 00:24:59] _Brain Damage_: roflMAO
[2023-09-05 00:25:04] Mr. Fox: again, im not willing to test it
[2023-09-05 00:25:06] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:25:28] _Brain Damage_: even under harsh torture I'd refuse it
[2023-09-05 00:25:50] _Brain Damage_: fkin camel must be so smelly horends sh!t
[2023-09-05 00:25:59] _Brain Damage_: imagine the smell
[2023-09-05 00:26:00] Mr. Fox: lol yrea
[2023-09-05 00:26:01] Mjr D Zaster: Vanilla is Beaver butt goo right?
[2023-09-05 00:26:02] _Roadie: back
[2023-09-05 00:26:04] Mr. Fox: terrible
[2023-09-05 00:26:10] Mr. Fox: fake vanilla is
[2023-09-05 00:26:23] Mr. Fox: only buy the expensive stuff
[2023-09-05 00:26:31] _Brain Damage_: soon Camel Pee Beer made in Saudi Arabia %
[2023-09-05 00:26:59] _Roadie: Not neccesaryily fox, I'll have to find the article I read a wh
[2023-09-05 00:27:01] _Roadie: while back
[2023-09-05 00:27:12] Mr. Fox: on which part?
[2023-09-05 00:27:34] _Roadie: real vs imitation Vanilla
[2023-09-05 00:27:44] Mr. Fox: price? or beaver?
[2023-09-05 00:28:07] _Brain Damage_: camel pee sauce ROFLAMO
[2023-09-05 00:28:12] Mr. Fox: lmao
[2023-09-05 00:28:22] _Brain Damage_: cant stop kaguhin
[2023-09-05 00:28:29] Mjr D Zaster: dang
[2023-09-05 00:28:39] _Roadie: how did beavers get in the converstion?
[2023-09-05 00:28:47] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:29:03] Mjr D Zaster: someone was talking about someones mom? what
[2023-09-05 00:29:06] Mr. Fox: they use beaver gland excreesion to make fake vanilla
[2023-09-05 00:29:17] _Roadie: oh, yeah.....
[2023-09-05 00:29:22] _Roadie: OK
[2023-09-05 00:29:31] Mr. Fox: im not sure which part you disagreed with lol
[2023-09-05 00:29:43] Mr. Fox: the whole convo was pretty bizare\
[2023-09-05 00:29:45] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:30:00] _Brain Damage_: rofl
[2023-09-05 00:30:03] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:30:41] _Brain Damage_: so we had a conversation about salads
[2023-09-05 00:30:43] _Brain Damage_: so we had a conversation about salads
[2023-09-05 00:31:20] _Brain Damage_: roadie gonna post my last salads in forums
[2023-09-05 00:31:35] _Brain Damage_: it will be called SALAD post or such
[2023-09-05 00:31:41] Mr. Fox: i like salad without the veggies
[2023-09-05 00:31:51] _Brain Damage_: ROFL
[2023-09-05 00:31:54] Mr. Fox: ; )
[2023-09-05 00:32:13] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hello ladies
[2023-09-05 00:32:16] _Brain Damage_: I gott secrets I wanna share for simple good food
[2023-09-05 00:32:22] _Brain Damage_: HEY J
[2023-09-05 00:32:45] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey
[2023-09-05 00:32:55] _Brain Damage_: do u drink?
[2023-09-05 00:32:56] Mr. Fox: roady came back for like 10 secs
[2023-09-05 00:33:05] _Brain Damage_: or too young for that?
[2023-09-05 00:33:09] Mr. Fox: me?
[2023-09-05 00:33:13] _Brain Damage_: J
[2023-09-05 00:33:16] _Brain Damage_: lolol
[2023-09-05 00:33:16] _Brain Damage_: lolol
[2023-09-05 00:33:20] Mr. Fox: o lol
[2023-09-05 00:33:27] _Roadie: I was checking on the beaver belief.
[2023-09-05 00:33:34] Mr. Fox: how old is Jest?
[2023-09-05 00:33:37] Mr. Fox: lol Raod
[2023-09-05 00:33:41] _Brain Damage_: MEEEPO
[2023-09-05 00:33:44] _Brain Damage_: GOt it
[2023-09-05 00:33:50] -[HELLO]-JESTER: 62
[2023-09-05 00:33:55] Mr. Fox: oh lol
[2023-09-05 00:33:57] -[HELLO]-JESTER: why
[2023-09-05 00:34:02] _Brain Damage_: 62 young boy
[2023-09-05 00:34:09] Mr. Fox: BD asked if you were old enough to drink
[2023-09-05 00:34:09] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:34:17] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-09-05 00:34:22] Mr. Fox: imma say yes
[2023-09-05 00:34:22] _Brain Damage_: cause I work for NSa just gotta fill in your file?
[2023-09-05 00:34:48] _Brain Damage_: lolol
[2023-09-05 00:34:59] Mr. Fox: so road, did you google beaver anal glands?
[2023-09-05 00:35:09] Mr. Fox: or uses for...?
[2023-09-05 00:35:12] _Roadie: I bought a new mouse on eBay last night - LETS HOPE
[2023-09-05 00:35:13] _Brain Damage_: I was going to kill team mates and bring u to fblue flg
[2023-09-05 00:35:13] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:35:16] _Roadie: IT works
[2023-09-05 00:35:25] _Brain Damage_: ROADIE how old?
[2023-09-05 00:35:28] _Brain Damage_: 32?
[2023-09-05 00:35:28] Mr. Fox: what did you buy?
[2023-09-05 00:35:37] _Roadie: older than all of you!
[2023-09-05 00:35:46] _Roadie: G502X
[2023-09-05 00:35:50] _Brain Damage_: 62? young boy?
[2023-09-05 00:36:10] _Brain Damage_: 500 years? are you satan?
[2023-09-05 00:36:22] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yep thats me
[2023-09-05 00:36:24] _Brain Damage_: dude
[2023-09-05 00:36:27] _Roadie: nah , he's a distant relative
[2023-09-05 00:36:30] _Brain Damage_: I play FOR BLUE
[2023-09-05 00:36:35] _Brain Damage_: I'm doible agent
[2023-09-05 00:36:38] _Brain Damage_: they paid me
[2023-09-05 00:36:48] Mjr D Zaster: ah
[2023-09-05 00:36:49] _Brain Damage_: 1 million $ for flag
[2023-09-05 00:36:50] _Roadie: so wrong to shoot RP in the back....
[2023-09-05 00:36:59] _Brain Damage_: I work for blue dont kill me
[2023-09-05 00:37:31] _Brain Damage_: RGR
[2023-09-05 00:37:40] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:37:42] -[HELLO]-JESTER: oh sorry
[2023-09-05 00:37:44] marsius: moron
[2023-09-05 00:38:01] _Brain Damage_: ROFL I work FOR BLUE XD
[2023-09-05 00:38:02] _Roadie: 1 vs 5.....
[2023-09-05 00:38:07] -[HELLO]-JESTER: i said sorry dont make me get squirrel
[2023-09-05 00:38:10] _Brain Damage_: YEOP
[2023-09-05 00:38:25] marsius: u are an idiot like ur friend
[2023-09-05 00:38:25] _Brain Damage_: ROFL ok sorry back to normal
[2023-09-05 00:38:26] _Brain Damage_: ROFL ok sorry back to normal
[2023-09-05 00:39:17] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-05 00:39:41] _Brain Damage_: I feel guilty, team :5
[2023-09-05 00:40:15] _Roadie: hehe
[2023-09-05 00:40:25] Mr. Fox: gg