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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - el_alamein - 2023-09-28 03:23:02 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2023-09-28 03:23:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yay
[2023-09-28 03:23:56] KillerKahn_Davey: aw man i'm not on focks team
[2023-09-28 03:24:01] KillerKahn_Davey: whatever that means
[2023-09-28 03:24:14] _Roadie: Oh it's the Harrier WH0RES!!!!!!!
[2023-09-28 03:24:17] slick_z: k
[2023-09-28 03:24:18] _Roadie: xD
[2023-09-28 03:24:18] -[HELLO]-JESTER: he owns my ass on this map
[2023-09-28 03:24:20] Mr. Fox: hey Davey! i hear you have a new little one
[2023-09-28 03:24:23] Mr. Fox: congrats!
[2023-09-28 03:24:37] BlinkofanEye: ongrats davey
[2023-09-28 03:24:40] BlinkofanEye: how old r u man?
[2023-09-28 03:24:40] KillerKahn_Davey: yes, thanks Fox!
[2023-09-28 03:24:43] BlinkofanEye: haha who voted nas
[2023-09-28 03:24:45] KillerKahn_Davey: and u too Brink
[2023-09-28 03:24:52] KillerKahn_Davey: i'm a whopping 35
[2023-09-28 03:24:56] BlinkofanEye: nice
[2023-09-28 03:24:58] BlinkofanEye: youngin
[2023-09-28 03:24:59] BlinkofanEye: around here
[2023-09-28 03:25:03] BlinkofanEye: it your first?
[2023-09-28 03:25:06] KillerKahn_Davey: 4th
[2023-09-28 03:25:12] BlinkofanEye: hoply shit
[2023-09-28 03:25:16] KillerKahn_Davey: shouldn't really take ANY time for DC anymore lol
[2023-09-28 03:25:17] Mr. Fox: damn man
[2023-09-28 03:25:27] KillerKahn_Davey: my wife is too kind
[2023-09-28 03:25:31] Mr. Fox: i tink you need as much DC time as possible
[2023-09-28 03:25:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-09-28 03:25:42] Mr. Fox: and yes, she sounds lieka saint
[2023-09-28 03:25:55] KillerKahn_Davey: pretty much
[2023-09-28 03:26:03] KillerKahn_Davey: how old are you fellers?
[2023-09-28 03:26:23] BlinkofanEye: 40 i hink
[2023-09-28 03:26:28] KillerKahn_Davey: lol
[2023-09-28 03:26:28] _Roadie: too old
[2023-09-28 03:26:31] BlinkofanEye: or 41 cant eemember
[2023-09-28 03:26:34] -[HELLO]-JESTER: 62
[2023-09-28 03:26:42] KillerKahn_Davey: nice
[2023-09-28 03:26:46] KillerKahn_Davey: like fine wines
[2023-09-28 03:27:03] _Roadie: with a rotted cork
[2023-09-28 03:27:14] Mr. Fox: lmfaoi
[2023-09-28 03:27:14] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2023-09-28 03:27:15] BlinkofanEye: nice cap
[2023-09-28 03:27:19] Mr. Fox: get it
[2023-09-28 03:27:39] KillerKahn_Davey: i bailed to hit the earth
[2023-09-28 03:27:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: sorry fox
[2023-09-28 03:27:42] KillerKahn_Davey: it was more fun
[2023-09-28 03:27:45] Mr. Fox: lol np
[2023-09-28 03:27:49] KillerKahn_Davey: sry to steal your kill
[2023-09-28 03:27:54] KillerKahn_Davey: figured you'd still get it but not so
[2023-09-28 03:28:38] _Roadie: were you machine gunning him????
[2023-09-28 03:28:47] PurpleDinosaur: lol
[2023-09-28 03:28:48] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:29:08] KillerKahn_Davey: fack
[2023-09-28 03:29:35] KillerKahn_Davey: aw geez
[2023-09-28 03:29:41] KillerKahn_Davey: why did you... sorry cardo
[2023-09-28 03:29:42] wildcard: lol
[2023-09-28 03:29:52] KillerKahn_Davey: your behavior was super sus lol
[2023-09-28 03:30:03] BlinkofanEye: nice
[2023-09-28 03:30:09] KillerKahn_Davey: sa7 up
[2023-09-28 03:30:34] KillerKahn_Davey: your DPV took a direct howitzer hit and is fine
[2023-09-28 03:30:39] KillerKahn_Davey: seems realistic
[2023-09-28 03:31:03] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:31:48] BlinkofanEye: is their sa up
[2023-09-28 03:31:58] KillerKahn_Davey: shucks
[2023-09-28 03:32:05] KillerKahn_Davey: i gotta learn how to fly that rocket
[2023-09-28 03:32:10] KillerKahn_Davey: which is probably what he said
[2023-09-28 03:32:14] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:32:14] _Roadie: Why dont you fly over it and . . .
[2023-09-28 03:32:23] BlinkofanEye: what dee fack
[2023-09-28 03:32:24] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2023-09-28 03:32:26] Mr. Fox: sry blink
[2023-09-28 03:32:26] _Roadie: you and me both Davey.
[2023-09-28 03:32:30] KillerKahn_Davey: good job blue
[2023-09-28 03:32:39] BlinkofanEye: ack
[2023-09-28 03:32:40] _Roadie: me for twenty years now
[2023-09-28 03:33:06] KillerKahn_Davey: nice landing fox
[2023-09-28 03:33:10] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:33:11] Peeper: any body laggin bad
[2023-09-28 03:33:22] KillerKahn_Davey: not at the moment
[2023-09-28 03:33:57] BlinkofanEye: acker
[2023-09-28 03:34:00] PurpleDinosaur: sa up
[2023-09-28 03:34:02] KillerKahn_Davey: lolol
[2023-09-28 03:34:05] Mr. Fox: lmao
[2023-09-28 03:34:10] KillerKahn_Davey: did you have that typed up BEFOE i shot you?
[2023-09-28 03:34:12] KillerKahn_Davey: BEFORE*
[2023-09-28 03:35:07] Mr. Fox: hey steve
[2023-09-28 03:35:09] BlinkofanEye: booya
[2023-09-28 03:35:12] KillerKahn_Davey: ouch
[2023-09-28 03:35:17] KillerKahn_Davey: poop on your bomb
[2023-09-28 03:35:23] KillerKahn_Davey: lol cardo
[2023-09-28 03:35:33] PurpleDinosaur: hah
[2023-09-28 03:35:36] KillerKahn_Davey: nice spot
[2023-09-28 03:35:57] Mr. Fox: lol ns!
[2023-09-28 03:36:05] wildcard: ty
[2023-09-28 03:36:09] KillerKahn_Davey: bad guy in tank at base
[2023-09-28 03:36:14] _Roadie: there I go again, sry Purp
[2023-09-28 03:36:15] slick_z: lol
[2023-09-28 03:36:36] PurpleDinosaur: np
[2023-09-28 03:37:20] _Roadie: pick on Slick minute
[2023-09-28 03:37:36] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2023-09-28 03:37:38] BlinkofanEye: forgot alt
[2023-09-28 03:37:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: SORRY
[2023-09-28 03:38:19] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2023-09-28 03:38:21] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:38:28] Mr. Fox: ; )
[2023-09-28 03:38:31] KillerKahn_Davey: rats
[2023-09-28 03:38:34] KillerKahn_Davey: you dirty fox
[2023-09-28 03:38:43] Mr. Fox: i cant belive you didnt hit it before
[2023-09-28 03:38:49] Mr. Fox: you were inches away from it
[2023-09-28 03:38:49] KillerKahn_Davey: me neither
[2023-09-28 03:38:49] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:38:51] KillerKahn_Davey: was expecting mines
[2023-09-28 03:39:00] Mr. Fox: they were in all the bushes
[2023-09-28 03:39:05] PurpleDinosaur: i love this map
[2023-09-28 03:39:15] KillerKahn_Davey: i hate bushes with mines
[2023-09-28 03:39:20] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:39:37] _Roadie: Jet
[2023-09-28 03:39:40] KillerKahn_Davey: GEEZ
[2023-09-28 03:39:41] BlinkofanEye: gogoggo
[2023-09-28 03:39:44] KillerKahn_Davey: angry much blink
[2023-09-28 03:39:51] BlinkofanEye: ackckkk
[2023-09-28 03:39:54] BlinkofanEye: lolol
[2023-09-28 03:39:57] BlinkofanEye: im zesty
[2023-09-28 03:40:04] KillerKahn_Davey: like a lemon
[2023-09-28 03:40:13] BlinkofanEye: like my wifi
[2023-09-28 03:41:28] KillerKahn_Davey: wow
[2023-09-28 03:41:29] -[HELLO]-JESTER: banzai
[2023-09-28 03:41:32] KillerKahn_Davey: that was a crazy crash
[2023-09-28 03:41:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-09-28 03:42:08] BlinkofanEye: lol nice
[2023-09-28 03:42:10] BlinkofanEye: haha
[2023-09-28 03:42:13] KillerKahn_Davey: lol
[2023-09-28 03:42:15] KillerKahn_Davey: hi
[2023-09-28 03:42:19] KillerKahn_Davey: i'm zesty too
[2023-09-28 03:42:21] BlinkofanEye: i shoulda ducked
[2023-09-28 03:42:26] KillerKahn_Davey: but now i'm dooooomed
[2023-09-28 03:42:31] BlinkofanEye: ind33d
[2023-09-28 03:42:37] BlinkofanEye: waddle away
[2023-09-28 03:42:47] BlinkofanEye: shiz
[2023-09-28 03:42:53] BlinkofanEye: helocarcass
[2023-09-28 03:43:25] KillerKahn_Davey: bull....
[2023-09-28 03:43:28] KillerKahn_Davey: tail
[2023-09-28 03:43:35] _Roadie: how much did amber weigh?
[2023-09-28 03:43:37] KillerKahn_Davey: i saw that last minute yaw
[2023-09-28 03:43:40] Mr. Fox: sry mate
[2023-09-28 03:43:44] KillerKahn_Davey: no way did that bomb turn
[2023-09-28 03:43:55] KillerKahn_Davey: she was much lighter than previous 3 kids
[2023-09-28 03:44:02] BlinkofanEye: ooo
[2023-09-28 03:44:07] BlinkofanEye: lolol
[2023-09-28 03:44:09] BlinkofanEye: luckyu m203
[2023-09-28 03:44:10] KillerKahn_Davey: 5 lb 11 oz
[2023-09-28 03:44:17] KillerKahn_Davey: others were 7.5-8.5lbs
[2023-09-28 03:44:17] _Roadie: all that walking :-)
[2023-09-28 03:44:22] KillerKahn_Davey: hahah yeah i guess so
[2023-09-28 03:44:23] BlinkofanEye: mine was small too
[2023-09-28 03:44:26] KillerKahn_Davey: i'll tell my wife
[2023-09-28 03:44:31] KillerKahn_Davey: that
[2023-09-28 03:44:35] _Roadie: easier on mama
[2023-09-28 03:44:43] KillerKahn_Davey: i guess
[2023-09-28 03:44:49] KillerKahn_Davey: the 5 weeks of prelabor wasn't fun
[2023-09-28 03:44:57] KillerKahn_Davey: kept EVERYONE around her on edge wondering if today
[2023-09-28 03:44:58] KillerKahn_Davey: was the day
[2023-09-28 03:45:07] _Roadie: but worth it
[2023-09-28 03:45:17] KillerKahn_Davey: oh yeah for sure
[2023-09-28 03:45:21] KillerKahn_Davey: )
[2023-09-28 03:45:23] PurpleDinosaur: harrier main
[2023-09-28 03:45:36] PurpleDinosaur: m1 top main
[2023-09-28 03:45:41] PurpleDinosaur: our main
[2023-09-28 03:45:42] KillerKahn_Davey: how old is your kid now roadie?
[2023-09-28 03:46:03] KillerKahn_Davey: how heavy was your child?
[2023-09-28 03:46:04] _Roadie: 35 & 31
[2023-09-28 03:46:09] KillerKahn_Davey: noice!
[2023-09-28 03:46:18] _Roadie: 10.0
[2023-09-28 03:46:20] KillerKahn_Davey: success... kept them alive until adulthood
[2023-09-28 03:46:29] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:46:32] KillerKahn_Davey: wow yeah that's hefty
[2023-09-28 03:46:34] Mr. Fox: low bar
[2023-09-28 03:46:42] BlinkofanEye: very
[2023-09-28 03:46:51] BlinkofanEye: mostparents traumatize the shit outta their kids
[2023-09-28 03:46:54] Mr. Fox: ns!
[2023-09-28 03:46:54] KillerKahn_Davey: lol
[2023-09-28 03:46:59] KillerKahn_Davey: lucky shot
[2023-09-28 03:47:02] KillerKahn_Davey: but i'll take it
[2023-09-28 03:47:06] _Roadie: you think 5 weeks was tough.
[2023-09-28 03:47:07] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:47:09] KillerKahn_Davey: isn't that our job?
[2023-09-28 03:47:12] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2023-09-28 03:47:25] _Roadie: we had over 6 months of no good
[2023-09-28 03:47:27] KillerKahn_Davey: trauma is like the core essense of childhood
[2023-09-28 03:47:32] BlinkofanEye: no its to protect the from that hit
[2023-09-28 03:47:39] _Roadie: she was allergic to the hormones the body puts off
[2023-09-28 03:47:46] Mr. Fox: aww
[2023-09-28 03:47:47] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:47:50] _Roadie: body wanted to abort the little suckers.
[2023-09-28 03:47:56] KillerKahn_Davey: yikes!
[2023-09-28 03:48:02] KillerKahn_Davey: howd she keep them to term?
[2023-09-28 03:48:09] PurpleDinosaur: lol
[2023-09-28 03:48:16] BlinkofanEye: cya
[2023-09-28 03:48:26] _Roadie: a lot of hospital trips and IV's at home
[2023-09-28 03:48:35] KillerKahn_Davey: that blows... both kids?
[2023-09-28 03:48:40] _Roadie: yeah
[2023-09-28 03:48:50] KillerKahn_Davey: pregnancy is super hard on girls
[2023-09-28 03:48:58] KillerKahn_Davey: yet they still outlive us 80% of the time
[2023-09-28 03:49:01] _Roadie: eldest was a 14 hour labor... youngest less than 4
[2023-09-28 03:49:17] _Roadie: we men wouldn't hold up to it.
[2023-09-28 03:49:23] KillerKahn_Davey: def not
[2023-09-28 03:49:28] Mr. Fox: ijm glad its them and not us
[2023-09-28 03:49:29] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:49:39] Mr. Fox: it sounds awful
[2023-09-28 03:49:39] KillerKahn_Davey: yeah but they get to play with boobs all day
[2023-09-28 03:49:47] KillerKahn_Davey: that's gotta make up for part of it
[2023-09-28 03:49:49] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-09-28 03:49:53] Mr. Fox: 50%
[2023-09-28 03:50:10] KillerKahn_Davey: i just hope my wife's boobs stay huge after nursing lol
[2023-09-28 03:50:31] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:50:33] Mr. Fox: they wont
[2023-09-28 03:50:37] KillerKahn_Davey: i know :*
[2023-09-28 03:50:42] KillerKahn_Davey: :*(
[2023-09-28 03:50:46] Mr. Fox: enjoy it while it lasts
[2023-09-28 03:51:01] KillerKahn_Davey: i would, but she can barely let me touch them lol they're so
[2023-09-28 03:51:02] KillerKahn_Davey: tender
[2023-09-28 03:51:07] KillerKahn_Davey: but they're like shelves
[2023-09-28 03:51:10] KillerKahn_Davey: at the moment
[2023-09-28 03:51:34] Peeper: gg all...gotta hit the sack work day tomorrow
[2023-09-28 03:51:35] KillerKahn_Davey: babies are nuts
[2023-09-28 03:51:38] KillerKahn_Davey: gg gn
[2023-09-28 03:51:47] Mr. Fox: gg mate
[2023-09-28 03:51:51] KillerKahn_Davey: don't peep anything i wouldn't peep
[2023-09-28 03:53:45] _Roadie: let me land
[2023-09-28 03:53:48] _Roadie: pls
[2023-09-28 03:53:54] KillerKahn_Davey: farkbuckets
[2023-09-28 03:53:59] KillerKahn_Davey: ns
[2023-09-28 03:54:02] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-09-28 03:54:24] Mr. Fox: davey, press the 2nd button to turbo in that heli
[2023-09-28 03:54:30] KillerKahn_Davey: oh
[2023-09-28 03:54:37] Mr. Fox: much faster
[2023-09-28 03:54:39] KillerKahn_Davey: i forgot
[2023-09-28 03:54:42] _Roadie: wwww ff
[2023-09-28 03:54:51] KillerKahn_Davey: i didn't know it was on this server
[2023-09-28 03:54:52] KillerKahn_Davey: was wondering
[2023-09-28 03:54:57] KillerKahn_Davey: ow you guys were so fast
[2023-09-28 03:55:05] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:55:08] Mr. Fox: to much turbo
[2023-09-28 03:55:09] KillerKahn_Davey: faster at crashing into towers
[2023-09-28 03:55:11] KillerKahn_Davey: lol
[2023-09-28 03:55:12] _Roadie: GROUND!
[2023-09-28 03:55:19] KillerKahn_Davey: was trying t9 figure it out on joystick
[2023-09-28 03:55:22] KillerKahn_Davey: to*
[2023-09-28 03:55:33] KillerKahn_Davey: hory shirt
[2023-09-28 03:55:33] PurpleDinosaur: it's the secondary fire button
[2023-09-28 03:55:48] PurpleDinosaur: lol
[2023-09-28 03:55:48] Mr. Fox: sry mate
[2023-09-28 03:55:51] KillerKahn_Davey: somhow i've never tried turbo with a joystick until now
[2023-09-28 03:55:56] PurpleDinosaur: wrong plcewrong time
[2023-09-28 03:55:59] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-09-28 03:56:04] Mr. Fox: its life changing
[2023-09-28 03:56:10] KillerKahn_Davey: it's tough lol
[2023-09-28 03:56:13] KillerKahn_Davey: it's hard lol
[2023-09-28 03:56:16] Mr. Fox: ll
[2023-09-28 03:56:23] Mr. Fox: takes a bit to get used to
[2023-09-28 03:56:24] KillerKahn_Davey: i've done it with mouse but not joystick
[2023-09-28 03:56:29] KillerKahn_Davey: totally different
[2023-09-28 03:57:38] KillerKahn_Davey: lol
[2023-09-28 03:57:42] KillerKahn_Davey: i just wanted to beat you there
[2023-09-28 03:57:48] KillerKahn_Davey: gg
[2023-09-28 03:57:49] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-09-28 03:57:49] _Roadie: almost
[2023-09-28 03:58:07] KillerKahn_Davey: everybody getting off now?
[2023-09-28 03:58:19] Mr. Fox: no harrier
[2023-09-28 03:58:27] -[HELLO]-JESTER: nah