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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_al_nas - 2023-12-22 04:05:01 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2023-12-22 04:06:32] Deadly Squirrel: Fireworks show complete
[2023-12-22 04:08:05] Crash: wow lol
[2023-12-22 04:08:19] Crash: roadie what speed is ur ram set at
[2023-12-22 04:08:41] _Roadie: default. It's a Dell 9020 - stock
[2023-12-22 04:10:24] Crash: we did el al 2 maps ago
[2023-12-22 04:10:47] Mr. Fox: and it had so many people on
[2023-12-22 04:10:57] zanshin: what did
[2023-12-22 04:11:02] Crash: his wang
[2023-12-22 04:11:03] Mr. Fox: El Al
[2023-12-22 04:11:07] Mr. Fox: that too
[2023-12-22 04:11:11] _Roadie: /Fox is having Harrier Withdrawel
[2023-12-22 04:11:18] Mr. Fox: now it hurts when i pee
[2023-12-22 04:11:19] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-12-22 04:11:27] Crash: ppl left cos they got tired of it
[2023-12-22 04:11:32] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-12-22 04:12:13] zanshin: bastrd
[2023-12-22 04:12:18] Mr. Fox: ; )
[2023-12-22 04:12:33] Crash: ill vote for el al if u set a vote at end of ths one
[2023-12-22 04:12:53] zanshin: ill play any map if u think more will show up
[2023-12-22 04:12:55] Mr. Fox: lol i dont actually have time for another
[2023-12-22 04:13:04] Mr. Fox: i just like to piss people off with he vote
[2023-12-22 04:13:11] Crash: ^ evil
[2023-12-22 04:13:14] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:13:34] Mr. Fox: so many panties, so many twists
[2023-12-22 04:13:45] zanshin: i hit the brakes
[2023-12-22 04:13:55] Crash: on top my mine yeah
[2023-12-22 04:14:01] zanshin: die
[2023-12-22 04:14:09] Crash: no
[2023-12-22 04:14:53] Crash: die
[2023-12-22 04:14:56] zanshin: lol
[2023-12-22 04:14:59] Crash: :P
[2023-12-22 04:15:09] Mr. Fox: noone defending our flag?
[2023-12-22 04:15:15] Crash: no
[2023-12-22 04:15:15] Mr. Fox: woops wrong chat
[2023-12-22 04:15:17] Deadly Squirrel: back had water waiting to boil
[2023-12-22 04:15:18] _Roadie: Jester is
[2023-12-22 04:15:26] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:15:28] BadAim: wildcard is pissing me off
[2023-12-22 04:15:31] _Roadie: Time for TEA
[2023-12-22 04:15:42] Mr. Fox: what kind of tea?
[2023-12-22 04:15:43] Crash: jester jester he's our main
[2023-12-22 04:15:44] Deadly Squirrel: bad when water puts out the flame on boil over
[2023-12-22 04:15:45] Crash: if he cant do it..
[2023-12-22 04:15:48] Crash: cant think of a rhyme
[2023-12-22 04:16:02] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol dumb ass
[2023-12-22 04:16:04] Crash: shot u 4 times, and u live
[2023-12-22 04:16:07] Crash: ^ lol
[2023-12-22 04:16:15] Mr. Fox: sum bitch
[2023-12-22 04:16:21] _Roadie: Yeah - SO?
[2023-12-22 04:16:22] Crash: wait i got one
[2023-12-22 04:16:22] Mr. Fox: rhymes with everything
[2023-12-22 04:16:23] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2023-12-22 04:16:35] Crash: jester, jester, he's our main
[2023-12-22 04:16:36] _Roadie: less than a bar
[2023-12-22 04:16:38] Crash: if he cant do it ...
[2023-12-22 04:16:41] Crash: no one .. impressed her?
[2023-12-22 04:16:50] Crash: ok that was awful
[2023-12-22 04:16:53] -[HELLO]-JESTER: idiot
[2023-12-22 04:16:55] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:17:04] Crash: ol
[2023-12-22 04:17:08] Mr. Fox: stick with your day job crash
[2023-12-22 04:17:10] Crash: u do better lol
[2023-12-22 04:17:16] Crash: i dont have 1
[2023-12-22 04:17:18] _Roadie: I think Jester might just be a little Grumpy this evening
[2023-12-22 04:17:21] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:17:22] Crash: i own my own biz lol
[2023-12-22 04:17:29] Mr. Fox: weed?
[2023-12-22 04:17:31] -[HELLO]-JESTER: dont feel welll
[2023-12-22 04:17:34] zanshin: he has a night job...
[2023-12-22 04:17:40] Mr. Fox: oo!
[2023-12-22 04:17:42] zanshin: giving handies out
[2023-12-22 04:17:49] Mr. Fox: $5 per?
[2023-12-22 04:17:58] zanshin: hes good...20
[2023-12-22 04:18:05] -[HELLO]-JESTER: but no happy endings
[2023-12-22 04:18:10] Mr. Fox: he better provide the lotion then
[2023-12-22 04:18:19] -[HELLO]-JESTER: xtra
[2023-12-22 04:18:20] Crash: can a happy ending
[2023-12-22 04:18:27] Crash: ask for samantha at a certain bar i know
[2023-12-22 04:18:53] Mr. Fox: my hometown just had 6 parlors shut down for happy endings
[2023-12-22 04:18:54] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:19:03] zanshin: y?
[2023-12-22 04:19:07] Crash: how much did u charge
[2023-12-22 04:19:16] _Roadie: and everyone in town is Grouchy...
[2023-12-22 04:19:20] Mr. Fox: i took a 50% cut
[2023-12-22 04:19:21] zanshin: im very good so its 50
[2023-12-22 04:19:45] -[HELLO]-JESTER: your wife is better fox
[2023-12-22 04:19:56] Mr. Fox: dont have a wife...
[2023-12-22 04:19:57] zanshin: shes ok
[2023-12-22 04:20:00] Mr. Fox: bang wants to be though
[2023-12-22 04:20:25] -[HELLO]-JESTER: you got girlfriend fox?
[2023-12-22 04:20:29] Mr. Fox: a few
[2023-12-22 04:20:33] Mr. Fox: tinder is fun
[2023-12-22 04:20:34] -[HELLO]-JESTER: or boyfriend?
[2023-12-22 04:20:49] zanshin: oh cmon u love grinder
[2023-12-22 04:20:55] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:20:59] BadAim: DIE BITCH
[2023-12-22 04:21:20] _Roadie: mines at rear.
[2023-12-22 04:21:23] -[HELLO]-JESTER: so you have boy friend fox?
[2023-12-22 04:21:36] -[HELLO]-JESTER: i dont care either way
[2023-12-22 04:21:43] Mr. Fox: nope, dont have 1 of those either
[2023-12-22 04:22:01] Mr. Fox: i am close to SF though... lol
[2023-12-22 04:22:05] Crash: mr fox, is a fluffer for illegal pron
[2023-12-22 04:22:11] -[HELLO]-JESTER: oohh lala
[2023-12-22 04:22:19] Crash: 3 times lol
[2023-12-22 04:22:31] Mr. Fox: hey, $20 is $20
[2023-12-22 04:22:33] Crash: Thats why he uses animal names, hes abig time furry
[2023-12-22 04:22:34] -[HELLO]-JESTER: most peopke dont know what a fluffer is
[2023-12-22 04:22:52] JagdTurkey: kitten?
[2023-12-22 04:22:58] Mr. Fox: crash has "first hand" experience
[2023-12-22 04:22:59] _Roadie: It's abeer, saw it in the cooler yesterday.
[2023-12-22 04:23:02] Crash: neither do i, cos im innocent
[2023-12-22 04:23:18] JagdTurkey: what even server is this
[2023-12-22 04:23:22] JagdTurkey: what year is it
[2023-12-22 04:23:33] Mr. Fox: lol hey turkey
[2023-12-22 04:23:36] JagdTurkey: hi
[2023-12-22 04:23:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: no afluffer keeps the porn guys dicks hard in between takesl
[2023-12-22 04:24:09] Deadly Squirrel: feels odd without roadie shootin at me
[2023-12-22 04:24:13] Crash: im shocked i had no idea
[2023-12-22 04:24:19] _Roadie: I don't think we want to know how you know that....
[2023-12-22 04:24:24] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol its true
[2023-12-22 04:24:25] Mr. Fox: lol crash, suuuure
[2023-12-22 04:24:29] Crash: lol
[2023-12-22 04:25:21] Mr. Fox: lol zan
[2023-12-22 04:25:24] zanshin: ]
[2023-12-22 04:25:26] Mr. Fox: across river
[2023-12-22 04:25:42] JagdTurkey: wat
[2023-12-22 04:25:44] _Roadie: 'nuf that shit
[2023-12-22 04:25:45] BadAim: dangit missed my crucial shot
[2023-12-22 04:25:50] BadAim: lmao
[2023-12-22 04:25:56] Crash: n1 ns jester
[2023-12-22 04:26:01] _Roadie: not by much
[2023-12-22 04:26:02] -[HELLO]-JESTER: thanx
[2023-12-22 04:26:06] JagdTurkey: sooo
[2023-12-22 04:26:09] BadAim: how much health
[2023-12-22 04:26:14] _Roadie: 50
[2023-12-22 04:26:16] JagdTurkey: does ea117 play anymore?
[2023-12-22 04:26:23] BadAim: missed by 50% then
[2023-12-22 04:26:25] _Roadie: haha BB
[2023-12-22 04:26:29] BadAim: kinda a lot
[2023-12-22 04:26:34] Crash: everyone plays DCF here now
[2023-12-22 04:26:41] Crash: we had 30 players 2 nites ago
[2023-12-22 04:26:45] JagdTurkey: lol what
[2023-12-22 04:26:58] Crash: we had 30 playrs
[2023-12-22 04:27:13] JagdTurkey: let me boot up DC for the second time in a year
[2023-12-22 04:27:20] JagdTurkey: and that
[2023-12-22 04:27:21] JagdTurkey: lol
[2023-12-22 04:28:09] zanshin: i have no help
[2023-12-22 04:28:17] JagdTurkey: oh shit
[2023-12-22 04:28:19] JagdTurkey: sry
[2023-12-22 04:28:20] Crash: lol theyre all in our main
[2023-12-22 04:28:47] Crash: oh great thanks to roadie
[2023-12-22 04:28:53] Crash: i have a peckish for milk n cookies
[2023-12-22 04:28:54] BadAim: OUT OF AMMO REEEE
[2023-12-22 04:29:01] _Roadie: hehe
[2023-12-22 04:29:02] BadAim: why shotgun have no pistol
[2023-12-22 04:29:07] _Roadie: yummy
[2023-12-22 04:29:18] _Roadie: health kit
[2023-12-22 04:29:26] Mr. Fox: kinky
[2023-12-22 04:29:29] BadAim: so is the thompson
[2023-12-22 04:29:30] zanshin: kick abu
[2023-12-22 04:29:32] JagdTurkey: so this is what's left?
[2023-12-22 04:29:32] BadAim: it has pistol
[2023-12-22 04:29:36] Crash: ol
[2023-12-22 04:29:43] Crash: WTf i landed on light pole
[2023-12-22 04:29:44] Crash: did u see that
[2023-12-22 04:29:52] _Roadie: heyO Boom
[2023-12-22 04:30:29] JagdTurkey: is that
[2023-12-22 04:30:33] JagdTurkey: THE boom?
[2023-12-22 04:30:37] Deadly Squirrel: bah bye flag
[2023-12-22 04:30:48] Crash: teams
[2023-12-22 04:30:56] Crash: ill swap next death
[2023-12-22 04:31:20] zanshin: brb
[2023-12-22 04:31:36] Deadly Squirrel: practice round shlould be over by now
[2023-12-22 04:31:55] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:32:16] _Roadie: OK how many Sorrys do I owe?
[2023-12-22 04:32:36] Deadly Squirrel: hooray
[2023-12-22 04:32:41] Crash: hehe
[2023-12-22 04:32:49] Deadly Squirrel: jag thank u for autobalance
[2023-12-22 04:33:10] zanshin: jag u play here at all?
[2023-12-22 04:33:12] JagdTurkey: who is what?
[2023-12-22 04:33:28] JagdTurkey: this is the second time playing DC in a year
[2023-12-22 04:33:31] _Roadie: "Time for WHAT's my Line"
[2023-12-22 04:33:33] -*boom*-: wtf
[2023-12-22 04:33:37] zanshin: cuz ea is always empty
[2023-12-22 04:33:37] Deadly Squirrel: you killed me on axis i was switched you did not tk
[2023-12-22 04:33:41] JagdTurkey: i'm not kidding
[2023-12-22 04:33:44] Deadly Squirrel: autobalance
[2023-12-22 04:33:55] JagdTurkey: ok
[2023-12-22 04:34:02] JagdTurkey: lol
[2023-12-22 04:34:18] Deadly Squirrel: u beaned me w/50
[2023-12-22 04:34:28] Crash: lol almost
[2023-12-22 04:34:28] Mr. Fox: aww
[2023-12-22 04:34:32] Mr. Fox: i was so far from it
[2023-12-22 04:34:34] JagdTurkey: i slapped you with a ballbag?
[2023-12-22 04:34:34] Crash: man ur stubborn lol
[2023-12-22 04:34:37] Mr. Fox: ptked
[2023-12-22 04:34:39] Crash: nope lol
[2023-12-22 04:34:49] zanshin: is everyone from bop dead?
[2023-12-22 04:34:57] Crash: BOP?
[2023-12-22 04:35:00] JagdTurkey: yeah
[2023-12-22 04:35:02] JagdTurkey: BOP
[2023-12-22 04:35:06] BadAim: who is bop and why they dead
[2023-12-22 04:35:08] Crash: wtf is bop
[2023-12-22 04:35:12] JagdTurkey: damn
[2023-12-22 04:35:18] -*boom*-: who zorro
[2023-12-22 04:35:20] JagdTurkey: they don'teven know
[2023-12-22 04:35:21] Mr. Fox: bop it?
[2023-12-22 04:35:29] JagdTurkey: the apache wizards
[2023-12-22 04:35:29] BadAim: twist ir
[2023-12-22 04:35:43] zanshin: i thought everyone was a long time player like us
[2023-12-22 04:35:46] JagdTurkey: the guys that could snipe you with an apache from way out
[2023-12-22 04:35:50] JagdTurkey: rye
[2023-12-22 04:35:55] JagdTurkey: rye on the rocks
[2023-12-22 04:36:06] JagdTurkey: among others
[2023-12-22 04:36:30] _Roadie: tired - forgot to reload
[2023-12-22 04:36:40] zanshin: yea but we palyed as ground pounders to
[2023-12-22 04:36:43] Deadly Squirrel: no one will see me here...blam
[2023-12-22 04:37:01] _Roadie: lol @ Squirrel
[2023-12-22 04:37:07] zanshin: rpg helo is the best
[2023-12-22 04:37:15] Deadly Squirrel: right when i got rested
[2023-12-22 04:37:38] _Roadie: Face that!
[2023-12-22 04:37:40] BadAim: dang i got greedy
[2023-12-22 04:37:40] -*boom*-: fuck offf no way kill me behind truck cheap shit
[2023-12-22 04:37:50] Crash: ^
[2023-12-22 04:37:57] _Roadie: under truck
[2023-12-22 04:37:57] zanshin: ill pay that...vote 7?
[2023-12-22 04:38:28] Mr. Fox: was boom talking to me?
[2023-12-22 04:39:21] Lord Humphrey: oil truck
[2023-12-22 04:39:23] Crash: FLAG
[2023-12-22 04:39:25] zanshin: now im on winning team!
[2023-12-22 04:40:09] zanshin: wahts the baot for on this map?
[2023-12-22 04:40:36] Crash: just pilot
[2023-12-22 04:40:40] Deadly Squirrel: no fish if thats what u are asking
[2023-12-22 04:40:57] zanshin: i need some walleyee
[2023-12-22 04:41:03] Crash: we just did twin rivers and b4 that el al
[2023-12-22 04:41:24] _Roadie: take that - oh wait
[2023-12-22 04:41:25] JagdTurkey: i dont even think i have a joystick calibrated for this pc
[2023-12-22 04:41:32] zanshin: yea lets mix it up abit
[2023-12-22 04:41:49] Crash: ive never used one in the 8 yrs ive playe this game
[2023-12-22 04:42:02] zanshin: one what
[2023-12-22 04:42:08] Crash: Jstick
[2023-12-22 04:42:19] JagdTurkey: how do you dogfight?
[2023-12-22 04:42:21] JagdTurkey: with keys?
[2023-12-22 04:42:34] -[HELLO]-JESTER: poorly
[2023-12-22 04:42:46] zanshin: alot of people are kb n mouse pilots
[2023-12-22 04:42:51] BadAim: bruh i never use joysticj either
[2023-12-22 04:42:58] JagdTurkey: i used to do that until i found out going full deflection on th
[2023-12-22 04:43:04] JagdTurkey: e control surfaces mattered in this game
[2023-12-22 04:43:04] Mr. Fox: i use my joystick ll the time
[2023-12-22 04:43:12] Mr. Fox: sometimes to play bf42 with too
[2023-12-22 04:43:12] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:43:18] JagdTurkey: joystick speeds your plane up
[2023-12-22 04:43:19] zanshin: yea but what about in game
[2023-12-22 04:43:31] JagdTurkey: and increases turn rate
[2023-12-22 04:43:52] Deadly Squirrel: this might end being the greatest come back since the boomerang
[2023-12-22 04:43:53] zanshin: kb and mouse gives u better control
[2023-12-22 04:43:53] JagdTurkey: ow
[2023-12-22 04:44:04] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:44:26] JagdTurkey: I can confidently say that it doesn't
[2023-12-22 04:44:50] zanshin: do u remeber srs genius?
[2023-12-22 04:45:01] Mr. Fox: lol
[2023-12-22 04:45:04] Crash: lol
[2023-12-22 04:45:06] Crash: wow 6-8
[2023-12-22 04:45:07] _Roadie: Genius tablets? Mice?
[2023-12-22 04:45:12] Crash: who do we appreciate
[2023-12-22 04:45:15] JagdTurkey: i would dogfight the best
[2023-12-22 04:45:24] JagdTurkey: southern cross
[2023-12-22 04:45:29] JagdTurkey: he was a best
[2023-12-22 04:45:30] Lord Humphrey: sorry
[2023-12-22 04:45:31] JagdTurkey: beast
[2023-12-22 04:45:38] zanshin: at planes
[2023-12-22 04:45:44] Mr. Fox: lol ba
[2023-12-22 04:45:59] BadAim: missed the camel
[2023-12-22 04:46:20] Crash: 7-9!!!
[2023-12-22 04:46:36] JagdTurkey: shit i gotta go to bed
[2023-12-22 04:46:40] JagdTurkey: good to catch up
[2023-12-22 04:46:41] zanshin: y?
[2023-12-22 04:46:43] Mr. Fox: lmao
[2023-12-22 04:46:47] zanshin: its chrostmas
[2023-12-22 04:46:48] JagdTurkey: you know
[2023-12-22 04:46:50] JagdTurkey: work
[2023-12-22 04:46:56] JagdTurkey: gotta fix those planes man
[2023-12-22 04:46:58] Crash: no its CRASHmas
[2023-12-22 04:46:59] zanshin: fuk werk drink beer
[2023-12-22 04:47:04] Deadly Squirrel: no...they will win... stay here with "Team Uh-Oh
[2023-12-22 04:47:13] Mr. Fox: fuk work? like a hooker?
[2023-12-22 04:47:26] zanshin: bang a hooker
[2023-12-22 04:47:28] JagdTurkey: i've got 5 annual inspections on aircraft going right now
[2023-12-22 04:47:36] zanshin: never like them
[2023-12-22 04:47:43] BadAim: ive got an inspection for you\
[2023-12-22 04:47:48] -[HELLO]-JESTER: your planes?
[2023-12-22 04:47:48] JagdTurkey: deez nutz
[2023-12-22 04:48:01] Crash: 2 more lol
[2023-12-22 04:48:12] _Roadie: go rear Lord
[2023-12-22 04:48:13] JagdTurkey: i manage a general aviation repair station department
[2023-12-22 04:48:26] JagdTurkey: we have 4 departments
[2023-12-22 04:48:41] JagdTurkey: choppers avionics helicopters and fixed wing
[2023-12-22 04:49:11] Lord Humphrey: TY
[2023-12-22 04:49:28] Mr. Fox: what a comeback for red
[2023-12-22 04:49:28] JagdTurkey: choppers twice
[2023-12-22 04:49:30] JagdTurkey: lol
[2023-12-22 04:49:31] Crash: ouch
[2023-12-22 04:49:36] JagdTurkey: jets too
[2023-12-22 04:49:46] BadAim: had no ammo
[2023-12-22 04:49:50] JagdTurkey: anyways cya