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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_basrahs_edge - 2024-02-21 04:50:01 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2024-02-21 04:54:24] tohsdaehmoob: what we got here?
[2024-02-21 04:55:11] tohsdaehmoob: looks like we got us a bunch of kitty cats
[2024-02-21 04:55:49] tohsdaehmoob: you want some milk, kittcats?
[2024-02-21 04:57:33] BadAim: boys
[2024-02-21 04:57:36] tohsdaehmoob: hi
[2024-02-21 04:57:39] BadAim: i got a story for you
[2024-02-21 04:57:50] BadAim: that was the most chaotic shit I have ever taken
[2024-02-21 04:57:51] tohsdaehmoob: cool i take ur flag and listen
[2024-02-21 04:58:20] BadAim: so im wiping my ass right, and I see my cat by the litter box
[2024-02-21 04:58:37] BadAim: i think she is shitting too, but then a mouse runs out from beh
[2024-02-21 04:58:39] BadAim: behind it
[2024-02-21 04:59:01] BadAim: I dont want there to be mouse guts everywhere
[2024-02-21 04:59:19] BadAim: so I get up and grab the cat and waddle with my half
[2024-02-21 04:59:26] BadAim: wiped ass out and lock her in the other room
[2024-02-21 04:59:35] BadAim: then i grab a cup to try to get the mouse in
[2024-02-21 04:59:49] BadAim: so im running naked around the bathroom
[2024-02-21 04:59:56] BadAim: tryna catch this mouse
[2024-02-21 05:00:03] BadAim: cuz I dont want it in the house
[2024-02-21 05:00:23] BadAim: finally I get it in the cup and use my pants to cover the
[2024-02-21 05:00:24] BadAim: top of it
[2024-02-21 05:00:44] BadAim: then I put my speedo style undies on and realize I have no pant
[2024-02-21 05:00:44] BadAim: to use
[2024-02-21 05:00:50] BadAim: cuz theyre covering the cup
[2024-02-21 05:00:58] BadAim: so I go outside in my underwear
[2024-02-21 05:01:15] BadAim: but I dont want the mouse to come righ tback inside
[2024-02-21 05:01:38] BadAim: so im running down the street in my suburban neighborhood in 40
[2024-02-21 05:01:40] BadAim: degree weather
[2024-02-21 05:01:46] BadAim: in my underpants
[2024-02-21 05:01:51] BadAim: with my poorly wiped ass
[2024-02-21 05:01:57] BadAim: finally release the mouse
[2024-02-21 05:02:04] BadAim: and go back inside to finish my shit
[2024-02-21 05:02:07] BadAim: the end
[2024-02-21 05:02:12] tohsdaehmoob: OMG
[2024-02-21 05:03:15] BadAim: LMFAO AND I GOT KICKED
[2024-02-21 05:03:23] BadAim: anyway what was your reaction?
[2024-02-21 05:03:28] tohsdaehmoob: That was the most unsettling story i've ever heard
[2024-02-21 05:03:36] tohsdaehmoob: and i've read Anne Frank's diary
[2024-02-21 05:03:47] BadAim: lmao bro it was chaotic
[2024-02-21 05:03:58] BadAim: kept getting worse and worse
[2024-02-21 05:04:46] BadAim: and the whole time i just wanna play bf1942
[2024-02-21 05:05:14] tohsdaehmoob: what color cat?
[2024-02-21 05:05:25] BadAim: grey tabby
[2024-02-21 05:05:30] tohsdaehmoob: noice
[2024-02-21 05:05:32] BadAim: 2-3 years old
[2024-02-21 05:05:36] tohsdaehmoob: i love cats
[2024-02-21 05:05:37] BadAim: very sassy
[2024-02-21 05:05:43] BadAim: same bro they so good
[2024-02-21 05:05:59] BadAim: shes really mad at me now cuz i took her "toy" mouse away
[2024-02-21 05:06:21] tohsdaehmoob: no doubt, she's doing her job
[2024-02-21 05:06:30] BadAim: shes very good at it
[2024-02-21 05:06:31] tohsdaehmoob: and having a bad work day
[2024-02-21 05:06:40] BadAim: shes gotten like 6 mice the past month
[2024-02-21 05:06:50] BadAim: apparently my oven is full of them
[2024-02-21 05:07:30] tohsdaehmoob: about that dinner party, i'm afraid something came up
[2024-02-21 05:07:31] BadAim: aight well imma go on a bot massecre and then go to bed
[2024-02-21 05:07:39] tohsdaehmoob: won't be able to make it
[2024-02-21 05:07:44] BadAim: what party?
[2024-02-21 05:07:56] tohsdaehmoob: the one you invited me to
[2024-02-21 05:08:01] tohsdaehmoob: can't make it
[2024-02-21 05:08:13] BadAim: aww but i wanna kill bots together
[2024-02-21 05:08:32] tohsdaehmoob: the one where you cook things in the oven
[2024-02-21 05:08:39] tohsdaehmoob: busy that day
[2024-02-21 05:08:44] BadAim: ah i see
[2024-02-21 05:08:47] BadAim: lmfao
[2024-02-21 05:08:51] tohsdaehmoob: sorry bout that
[2024-02-21 05:08:56] BadAim: idk why they dont all die
[2024-02-21 05:08:59] tohsdaehmoob: funera.. wedding
[2024-02-21 05:09:12] BadAim: thing only has 1 temperature and its 450 degress
[2024-02-21 05:09:14] tohsdaehmoob: yeah, wedding that day
[2024-02-21 05:09:21] BadAim: pain in the ass to try and make anythuing
[2024-02-21 05:09:30] BadAim: whos getting married?
[2024-02-21 05:09:34] tohsdaehmoob: i had a tuxedo ragamuffin, Trixie
[2024-02-21 05:10:09] tohsdaehmoob: if she spotted a mouse, she would camp for 14hrs straight
[2024-02-21 05:10:11] tohsdaehmoob: in the dark
[2024-02-21 05:10:13] tohsdaehmoob: waiting
[2024-02-21 05:10:28] tohsdaehmoob: the wedding was an excuse
[2024-02-21 05:10:32] BadAim: lmao my cat did that for 2 years before she finally cought one
[2024-02-21 05:10:35] tohsdaehmoob: sorry
[2024-02-21 05:10:40] BadAim: you LIED TO ME?!?!?
[2024-02-21 05:10:59] tohsdaehmoob: i just didn't want to eat your rat-infested oven food.
[2024-02-21 05:11:15] BadAim: they just add seasoning tho
[2024-02-21 05:11:24] tohsdaehmoob: but i'd like to meet the cat though
[2024-02-21 05:11:27] BadAim: tastes even better
[2024-02-21 05:11:39] tohsdaehmoob: do me a favor later
[2024-02-21 05:11:40] BadAim: you on discord?
[2024-02-21 05:11:51] tohsdaehmoob: tell her I said "ps ps ps"
[2024-02-21 05:12:04] tohsdaehmoob: yes, I just got on the Discord server
[2024-02-21 05:12:05] BadAim: can do o7
[2024-02-21 05:12:18] BadAim: sweet ill add you and send cat picas
[2024-02-21 05:12:26] tohsdaehmoob: YAY! :D
[2024-02-21 05:12:41] tohsdaehmoob: where's your bot assault
[2024-02-21 05:12:48] BadAim: d5 rn
[2024-02-21 05:12:52] tohsdaehmoob: ah
[2024-02-21 05:13:10] BadAim: i hate them so much
[2024-02-21 05:13:18] BadAim: we need a holocaust just for bots