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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - berlin - 2024-03-04 03:04:02 Chatlog
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[2024-03-04 03:04:48] Killer_KahnDavey: anybody on Voice Chat tonight?
[2024-03-04 03:05:00] tohsdaehmoob: someone's horny
[2024-03-04 03:05:09] Killer_KahnDavey: beep beep
[2024-03-04 03:05:12] Killer_KahnDavey: me so horny
[2024-03-04 03:05:18] _Brain Damage_: u wanna HOMO SEX CHAT? or WHAT
[2024-03-04 03:05:27] Petik: ?
[2024-03-04 03:05:32] Killer_KahnDavey: ....not.... really, no
[2024-03-04 03:05:34] tohsdaehmoob: my d**k was out at
[2024-03-04 03:05:38] tohsdaehmoob: you wanna
[2024-03-04 03:05:41] _Brain Damage_: this is HUMUSEXALITATY
[2024-03-04 03:05:49] _Brain Damage_: HUMUSEXUALITY
[2024-03-04 03:06:03] Killer_KahnDavey: is that where you eat hummus and talk about girls?
[2024-03-04 03:06:10] Killer_KahnDavey: cuz i'd do that
[2024-03-04 03:06:18] tohsdaehmoob: unless you're greek
[2024-03-04 03:06:20] Killer_KahnDavey: I'd even let the pitas touch
[2024-03-04 03:06:23] Sgt. Schultz: i think you're close
[2024-03-04 03:06:32] _Brain Damage_: ist's a EUPHEMISM from GAYLORD
[2024-03-04 03:06:33] Sgt. Schultz: but i think they talk boys
[2024-03-04 03:07:03] _Brain Damage_: this is TALIBAN REULED server remember lolol
[2024-03-04 03:07:15] _Brain Damage_: taliban ruled SERVER dude sorry
[2024-03-04 03:07:15] tohsdaehmoob: sorry, but that looked AWESOME
[2024-03-04 03:07:18] Rick Sanchez: whats a gaylord
[2024-03-04 03:07:20] _Brain Damage_: we are talibans
[2024-03-04 03:07:34] _Brain Damage_: it's humusexuality
[2024-03-04 03:07:35] Rick Sanchez: is it a cardboard crate?
[2024-03-04 03:07:47] _Brain Damage_: type hums in vtican search engine
[2024-03-04 03:07:57] _Brain Damage_: vatican.italy
[2024-03-04 03:08:00] tohsdaehmoob: oh mannn
[2024-03-04 03:08:18] _Brain Damage_: it's a bad thing u shouldnt knwo abojut sancho boy
[2024-03-04 03:08:55] _Brain Damage_: I want u to be be a perfect sancho ok? when u grow up be a gooo
[2024-03-04 03:09:07] _Brain Damage_: goo boy lova ya sancho <3
[2024-03-04 03:09:12] _Brain Damage_: like a a mom
[2024-03-04 03:09:20] Killer_KahnDavey: no my flag
[2024-03-04 03:09:40] _Brain Damage_: give him a good cookie with chocolate he capped
[2024-03-04 03:09:44] Sgt. Schultz: all these mofos hidin in da crib
[2024-03-04 03:09:51] T-Bar: sryw
[2024-03-04 03:10:03] _Brain Damage_: treat him like a VIP sancho
[2024-03-04 03:10:15] _Brain Damage_: u get a lim champagne and bitches
[2024-03-04 03:10:39] _Brain Damage_: limousine full of b*tches and camapgnes
[2024-03-04 03:10:43] Killer_KahnDavey: how about a chandelier and britches?
[2024-03-04 03:10:46] _Brain Damage_: for sancho
[2024-03-04 03:11:06] Rick Sanchez: switched to red, I should bring that flag with me
[2024-03-04 03:11:08] _Brain Damage_: CIA congratulates him
[2024-03-04 03:11:34] Killer_KahnDavey: know what I say every morning when I put on my pants?
[2024-03-04 03:11:44] Killer_KahnDavey: "WHAT UP, BRITCHES?!"
[2024-03-04 03:11:55] tohsdaehmoob: i'm glad i wore a rubber?
[2024-03-04 03:11:56] Sgt. Schultz: sry
[2024-03-04 03:12:06] Killer_KahnDavey: naw man i have four kids
[2024-03-04 03:12:10] Killer_KahnDavey: the way God intended it
[2024-03-04 03:12:14] Petik: +
[2024-03-04 03:12:25] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-04 03:12:28] Killer_KahnDavey: what
[2024-03-04 03:12:35] -[HELL0]-Crash: i killed u
[2024-03-04 03:12:42] Killer_KahnDavey: that doesn't make any sense
[2024-03-04 03:12:49] -[HELL0]-Crash: im alive u dead
[2024-03-04 03:12:58] Killer_KahnDavey: it's sad
[2024-03-04 03:13:05] Killer_KahnDavey: i will haunt you from heaven wooooooo
[2024-03-04 03:13:13] Killer_KahnDavey: twice
[2024-03-04 03:13:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: ok but can i have ur car
[2024-03-04 03:13:25] Killer_KahnDavey: only if I pre-haunt it first
[2024-03-04 03:14:20] Sgt. Schultz: stop wonding me azow
[2024-03-04 03:14:41] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-04 03:14:41] T-Bar: azow is tker
[2024-03-04 03:14:58] -[HELL0]-Crash: make that make sense
[2024-03-04 03:15:09] -[HELL0]-Crash: i want a 3000 word essay by tomoz
[2024-03-04 03:15:19] Petik: )
[2024-03-04 03:15:21] _Brain Damage_: dont let sanch grab the gold
[2024-03-04 03:15:28] _Brain Damage_: let me instead
[2024-03-04 03:15:34] Killer_KahnDavey: that's what she said
[2024-03-04 03:15:40] _Brain Damage_: cause I'm good h''s bad
[2024-03-04 03:15:44] -[HELL0]-Crash: thats not what she grabbed
[2024-03-04 03:15:44] Sgt. Schultz: bet she did
[2024-03-04 03:15:51] _Brain Damage_: he wont
[2024-03-04 03:15:58] _Brain Damage_: I wont let it happen
[2024-03-04 03:15:59] -[HELL0]-Crash: she grabbed ...
[2024-03-04 03:16:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: my attention.
[2024-03-04 03:16:08] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-04 03:16:09] _Brain Damage_: forbifdddden sancho
[2024-03-04 03:16:40] _Brain Damage_: sancho
[2024-03-04 03:16:43] _Brain Damage_: I wont let u
[2024-03-04 03:16:49] _Brain Damage_: no godl for ya
[2024-03-04 03:16:56] Killer_KahnDavey: geez
[2024-03-04 03:16:57] _Brain Damage_: cause
[2024-03-04 03:17:01] Killer_KahnDavey: i can't get any kills now
[2024-03-04 03:17:06] Petik: 4
[2024-03-04 03:17:06] tohsdaehmoob: OYEh
[2024-03-04 03:17:07] _Brain Damage_: ideologies
[2024-03-04 03:17:40] -[HELL0]-Crash: oh
[2024-03-04 03:17:48] _Brain Damage_: ))))
[2024-03-04 03:17:56] -[HELL0]-Crash: born in rhiyad or ziyad
[2024-03-04 03:18:04] Petik:
[2024-03-04 03:18:12] _Brain Damage_: I will grab the gold medal SANCO
[2024-03-04 03:18:15] _Brain Damage_: SANCHO
[2024-03-04 03:18:23] _Brain Damage_: from your hands
[2024-03-04 03:18:41] _Brain Damage_: I will GRAB your GOLD MDEAL
[2024-03-04 03:19:03] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-04 03:19:17] _Brain Damage_: no crash it was a NN made for ticlking feix in his deppest comp
[2024-03-04 03:19:22] _Brain Damage_: cplxes lol
[2024-03-04 03:19:51] _Brain Damage_: check Tarik ibn zyad and the spanish new-complex of invasion
[2024-03-04 03:20:01] Killer_KahnDavey: my interwebz are laggy as crabs tonight
[2024-03-04 03:20:08] -[HELL0]-Crash: oh is that why u hate sancho
[2024-03-04 03:20:13] _Brain Damage_: they sometimes think we will invade them tomorrow xD
[2024-03-04 03:20:15] tohsdaehmoob: rear pickup mined
[2024-03-04 03:20:24] _Brain Damage_: I dont hate sancho
[2024-03-04 03:20:37] _Brain Damage_: I love him but he dont dserves my love
[2024-03-04 03:20:41] _Brain Damage_: it's complaicated
[2024-03-04 03:20:43] T-Bar: oyeah
[2024-03-04 03:21:10] -[HELL0]-Crash: u guys sound like u need marriage counselling
[2024-03-04 03:21:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: for friends
[2024-03-04 03:21:23] Killer_KahnDavey: i killed u crash
[2024-03-04 03:21:25] Killer_KahnDavey: it makes sense
[2024-03-04 03:21:26] -[HELL0]-Crash: see i died, dave
[2024-03-04 03:21:27] Killer_KahnDavey: totally normal
[2024-03-04 03:21:30] _Brain Damage_: I'm not even a religious person all that is comedy to me lol
[2024-03-04 03:21:32] Killer_KahnDavey: THIS TIME
[2024-03-04 03:21:47] -[HELL0]-Crash: im afraid I cant do that dave - Hal, 2001.
[2024-03-04 03:21:50] Killer_KahnDavey: last time you somehow bailed and survived my mine
[2024-03-04 03:22:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: cos im CRAAAAASH
[2024-03-04 03:22:02] Killer_KahnDavey: I'll BLOW U UP JUST LIKE I BLEW UP HAL9000
[2024-03-04 03:22:04] _Brain Damage_: I'm a fkin rationalisnist spinozist thinker
[2024-03-04 03:22:08] -[HELL0]-Crash: savior of the known universe
[2024-03-04 03:22:10] Killer_KahnDavey: I HOPE YOU LIKE SINGING DAISY DO
[2024-03-04 03:22:30] T-Bar: lol
[2024-03-04 03:22:35] _Brain Damage_: so dont ask me about religions I mostly hate them :/
[2024-03-04 03:22:40] _Brain Damage_: you are warned
[2024-03-04 03:22:42] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-03-04 03:23:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: arent u a zionist bD
[2024-03-04 03:23:02] Killer_KahnDavey: do you dislike the fact they are usu run by Greedy people?
[2024-03-04 03:23:17] Killer_KahnDavey: or the fact that people belive in a god?
[2024-03-04 03:23:17] _Brain Damage_: I'm nothing dude, just nothing.
[2024-03-04 03:23:31] tohsdaehmoob: Religion are symbols
[2024-03-04 03:23:40] tohsdaehmoob: i leave that to the symbol-minded
[2024-03-04 03:23:41] _Brain Damage_: I dont care, I like good music and food
[2024-03-04 03:23:50] Killer_KahnDavey: i get it
[2024-03-04 03:23:52] -[HELL0]-Crash: the women tell me I have the body of a god.
[2024-03-04 03:23:59] -[HELL0]-Crash: unfortunately its the happy buddha
[2024-03-04 03:23:59] Killer_KahnDavey: i play good music
[2024-03-04 03:24:05] tohsdaehmoob: yeah, Gilgamesh
[2024-03-04 03:24:09] -[HELLO]-JESTER: YEA BUDDAH
[2024-03-04 03:24:09] tohsdaehmoob: or Buddah
[2024-03-04 03:24:16] _Brain Damage_: I respect good religious because who Am I to judge? after all
[2024-03-04 03:24:18] Killer_KahnDavey: for my friends at church sometimes even
[2024-03-04 03:24:27] _Brain Damage_: I might be wrong
[2024-03-04 03:24:34] Killer_KahnDavey: good attitude
[2024-03-04 03:24:56] _Brain Damage_: I was a good beleiver too, I wish I could still believe, it was
[2024-03-04 03:24:59] _Brain Damage_: more confortable
[2024-03-04 03:25:06] Killer_KahnDavey: BD believes in the church of Casio F91W
[2024-03-04 03:25:06] tohsdaehmoob: Heaven's Gate was right
[2024-03-04 03:25:16] _Brain Damage_: I still respect all believers, I understand them
[2024-03-04 03:25:28] -[HELL0]-Crash: the dept of home security has bd on their WATCH list
[2024-03-04 03:25:29] -[HELL0]-Crash: see what i did there
[2024-03-04 03:25:35] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-04 03:25:38] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-03-04 03:25:38] Petik:
[2024-03-04 03:25:44] _Brain Damage_: yeah join us HARE HARE CASIO
[2024-03-04 03:25:47] tohsdaehmoob: i got yo pickup
[2024-03-04 03:25:59] tohsdaehmoob: cum get it
[2024-03-04 03:26:25] CPAV: hahahaaha
[2024-03-04 03:26:38] _Brain Damage_: now I believe in CASIO ALIEN theory,that's personal respect
[2024-03-04 03:26:38] _Brain Damage_: that
[2024-03-04 03:26:47] _Brain Damage_: sancho too he joined us xDDDD
[2024-03-04 03:26:55] -[HELL0]-Crash: hey as the spanish wud say
[2024-03-04 03:27:02] -[HELL0]-Crash: Su Casio, mio casio
[2024-03-04 03:27:13] Killer_KahnDavey: then they'd steal your casio
[2024-03-04 03:27:15] _Brain Damage_: estoy casio del cabessa
[2024-03-04 03:27:34] T-Bar: oy
[2024-03-04 03:27:35] Killer_KahnDavey: you have a casio for your head?
[2024-03-04 03:27:38] tohsdaehmoob: i'mma get that T-Girl
[2024-03-04 03:27:39] _Brain Damage_: espanol pot todos uno !
[2024-03-04 03:27:45] _Brain Damage_: por todos
[2024-03-04 03:27:55] Rick Sanchez: brain Cabeza de Verga
[2024-03-04 03:28:09] _Brain Damage_: how much u may me for WC visa sancho?
[2024-03-04 03:28:18] _Brain Damage_: I wanna 3 trillions
[2024-03-04 03:28:35] _Brain Damage_: or no WC mrococco visa for ya
[2024-03-04 03:28:43] _Brain Damage_: 3 trillion pesos
[2024-03-04 03:28:48] _Brain Damage_: NOw
[2024-03-04 03:28:55] _Brain Damage_: for allah
[2024-03-04 03:28:59] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-04 03:29:00] Killer_KahnDavey: can i buy 3 trillion tacos with 3 trillion pesos?
[2024-03-04 03:29:04] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2024-03-04 03:29:09] _Brain Damage_: he don like businness
[2024-03-04 03:29:12] -[HELL0]-Crash: scared ya?
[2024-03-04 03:29:14] Rick Sanchez: I dont need visa, canadians are loved by the world
[2024-03-04 03:29:15] slick_z: sry tb
[2024-03-04 03:29:17] -[HELLO]-JESTER: YEP
[2024-03-04 03:29:49] Killer_KahnDavey: Canadians, eh? Except EVERYONE hates Trudeau
[2024-03-04 03:29:52] CPAV: rat farts
[2024-03-04 03:29:52] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-04 03:29:58] _Brain Damage_: ok I hoeu got netflix HD + good VPN sancho enjoy from methalyin
[2024-03-04 03:29:59] CPAV: Justine Dildeau
[2024-03-04 03:30:00] _Brain Damage_: city BA
[2024-03-04 03:30:03] _Brain Damage_: xanada
[2024-03-04 03:30:14] Rick Sanchez: thats waht the media says
[2024-03-04 03:30:20] _Brain Damage_: menthalyn city
[2024-03-04 03:30:27] _Brain Damage_: vancouver BA
[2024-03-04 03:30:35] Rick Sanchez: trudeau will kick the conservatives asses anytime
[2024-03-04 03:30:48] CPAV: he will do something to their asses...
[2024-03-04 03:30:55] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-03-04 03:30:56] -[HELL0]-Crash: who is trudo
[2024-03-04 03:31:05] _Brain Damage_: I quit canada when conservatives came in
[2024-03-04 03:31:06] Killer_KahnDavey: +1 CPAV
[2024-03-04 03:31:10] CPAV: gay canada pres
[2024-03-04 03:31:21] _Brain Damage_: they banned tobbacco I said that's enugh
[2024-03-04 03:31:22] CPAV: fidel castros illegitimate son
[2024-03-04 03:31:24] Killer_KahnDavey: gay transexual pres
[2024-03-04 03:31:33] Killer_KahnDavey: oh yeah
[2024-03-04 03:31:40] Rick Sanchez: then he is even cooler
[2024-03-04 03:31:45] _Brain Damage_: yeah sancho changed sex too due to enviremment
[2024-03-04 03:31:49] Killer_KahnDavey: banning tobacco would be a NON-conservative thing to do
[2024-03-04 03:31:54] _Brain Damage_: RIP sancho man no girl
[2024-03-04 03:32:12] _Brain Damage_: for peasing canada laws
[2024-03-04 03:32:16] _Brain Damage_: pleasing
[2024-03-04 03:32:45] Rick Sanchez: even the most conservatives in Canada are diet compared to USA
[2024-03-04 03:32:47] _Brain Damage_: E. Jung calls it sociability desire !
[2024-03-04 03:32:48] Rick Sanchez: wackos
[2024-03-04 03:32:52] dork2: correct the most conservative cities ar the ones that legalize
[2024-03-04 03:32:56] tohsdaehmoob: careful, i mined our shizz
[2024-03-04 03:33:00] _Brain Damage_: poor ssancho why cut uyou'r dick
[2024-03-04 03:33:26] _Brain Damage_: kfor better canadian intergration
[2024-03-04 03:33:27] CPAV: noooo lol
[2024-03-04 03:33:34] _Brain Damage_: you're a martyr dude
[2024-03-04 03:33:57] _Brain Damage_: democratic socialist gay rights maryr
[2024-03-04 03:34:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: nubs
[2024-03-04 03:34:04] CPAV: totally
[2024-03-04 03:34:13] _Brain Damage_: you're the new TROISTKY SANCHO
[2024-03-04 03:34:14] CPAV: 1st time playing
[2024-03-04 03:34:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: muwah
[2024-03-04 03:34:23] CPAV: are all players as gayas you?
[2024-03-04 03:34:25] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-04 03:34:28] _Brain Damage_: SANC!ho TROSTKY of 2024
[2024-03-04 03:34:28] CPAV: rofl
[2024-03-04 03:34:38] _Brain Damage_: I fkin love u
[2024-03-04 03:34:40] _Brain Damage_: saNCHO
[2024-03-04 03:34:52] Killer_KahnDavey: who it Trotsky?
[2024-03-04 03:35:00] _Brain Damage_: u re here
[2024-03-04 03:35:05] _Brain Damage_: hero
[2024-03-04 03:35:18] Rick Sanchez: this country is good, It adopted me
[2024-03-04 03:35:19] CPAV: ahahaha
[2024-03-04 03:35:20] CPAV: n1
[2024-03-04 03:35:25] -[HELL0]-Crash: owned
[2024-03-04 03:35:27] _Brain Damage_: fkon capitalist u gooottta lots of points
[2024-03-04 03:35:30] -[HELL0]-Crash: like real estate
[2024-03-04 03:35:40] Mr. Fox: sht
[2024-03-04 03:35:41] Mr. Fox: sry
[2024-03-04 03:35:41] CPAV: most non-fags say "thank you" when compliments
[2024-03-04 03:35:48] slick_z: wow ba
[2024-03-04 03:36:04] -[HELL0]-Crash: CPAV we'll support when u leave the closet
[2024-03-04 03:36:12] _Brain Damage_: I won let u get the GOLD MEDAL SANCHO
[2024-03-04 03:36:16] _Brain Damage_: I WONT LET UUU
[2024-03-04 03:36:22] CPAV: ahahaha ns
[2024-03-04 03:36:26] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: ty
[2024-03-04 03:36:30] Sgt. Schultz: thought he already left closet
[2024-03-04 03:36:37] Sgt. Schultz: isn't it obvious?
[2024-03-04 03:36:48] Killer_KahnDavey: i AM the closet
[2024-03-04 03:36:49] _Brain Damage_: faaadddd time and let us win
[2024-03-04 03:36:53] _Brain Damage_: we are beettter
[2024-03-04 03:36:58] _Brain Damage_: they dont DESREVES
[2024-03-04 03:37:06] _Brain Damage_: NOOO
[2024-03-04 03:37:09] _Brain Damage_: no sancho
[2024-03-04 03:37:23] _Brain Damage_: more time
[2024-03-04 03:37:23] Sgt. Schultz: well, at least we got a nice lecture tonight
[2024-03-04 03:37:28] Sgt. Schultz: on whatever it was
[2024-03-04 03:37:29] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NO
[2024-03-04 03:37:30] -[HELL0]-Crash: by who
[2024-03-04 03:37:55] Sgt. Schultz: check chat logs, see who had most entires
[2024-03-04 03:37:56] -[HELL0]-Crash: type +1 if u want more time
[2024-03-04 03:37:57] Sgt. Schultz: entries
[2024-03-04 03:38:02] -[HELL0]-Crash: 5mins
[2024-03-04 03:38:11] -[HELL0]-Crash: ur lucky night
[2024-03-04 03:38:18] CPAV: fffin fall physics
[2024-03-04 03:38:20] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: no im good
[2024-03-04 03:38:22] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: jk
[2024-03-04 03:38:23] Killer_KahnDavey: i'm good
[2024-03-04 03:38:27] -[HELL0]-Crash: i saved ur asssss lol
[2024-03-04 03:38:29] Petik: ...
[2024-03-04 03:38:31] -[HELLO]-JESTER: no more tiome
[2024-03-04 03:38:57] _Brain Damage_: my score is too low compared to sancho I need therapy NOW
[2024-03-04 03:38:57] Killer_KahnDavey: i wish I had more Thyme
[2024-03-04 03:39:22] Killer_KahnDavey: gg gn
[2024-03-04 03:39:27] Killer_KahnDavey: gotta run after this I THINK