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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_lostvillage - 2024-03-08 04:27:03 Chatlog
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[2024-03-08 04:28:21] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey fuchs
[2024-03-08 04:28:30] Mr. Fox: howdy maam
[2024-03-08 04:28:35] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-03-08 04:29:30] tohsdaehmoob: oyeahh jacked their buggy
[2024-03-08 04:29:42] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-08 04:29:42] CPAV: oops
[2024-03-08 04:29:44] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-03-08 04:29:47] -[HELL0]-Crash: classy
[2024-03-08 04:29:54] Mr. Fox: that last bounce did you in
[2024-03-08 04:29:55] -[HELL0]-Crash: like a drunk shopping trolley cpav
[2024-03-08 04:30:04] CPAV: i jumped out too early
[2024-03-08 04:30:28] CPAV: hair f*cks
[2024-03-08 04:30:31] tohsdaehmoob: i know i wore a bowtie and everything
[2024-03-08 04:30:43] -[HELLO]-JESTER: where has peeper been?
[2024-03-08 04:31:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: got arrested for peeping
[2024-03-08 04:31:06] -[HELL0]-Crash: but srsly, i dunno
[2024-03-08 04:31:07] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-03-08 04:31:16] Mr. Fox: hes still trying to join
[2024-03-08 04:31:20] _Brain Damage_: for ptting beer on the freezer
[2024-03-08 04:31:20] Goosey: c4
[2024-03-08 04:31:24] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-08 04:31:33] -[HELL0]-Crash: there u go CPAV i helped u score afterall!
[2024-03-08 04:31:59] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-08 04:32:01] CPAV: hahahhaha
[2024-03-08 04:32:03] B L I T Z K R I E G: HAHAHAHA
[2024-03-08 04:32:12] -[HELL0]-Crash: speaking of agile as a shopping cart
[2024-03-08 04:32:24] _Roadie : agile?
[2024-03-08 04:32:40] _Roadie : oh = movable....
[2024-03-08 04:32:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: is blink the one doing all the crap on here lately?
[2024-03-08 04:32:47] -[HELL0]-Crash: agile as in agility
[2024-03-08 04:32:49] Mr. Fox: probs
[2024-03-08 04:32:51] _Roadie : No
[2024-03-08 04:33:00] Mr. Fox: or 1 of the ATFs
[2024-03-08 04:33:02] -[HELLO]-JESTER: not blink
[2024-03-08 04:33:04] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-08 04:33:25] -[HELLO]-JESTER: some of the atfs play here
[2024-03-08 04:33:34] -[HELL0]-Crash: definitely not any ATF do that
[2024-03-08 04:33:36] _Roadie : They're fine
[2024-03-08 04:33:46] -[HELLO]-JESTER: PANZER AND FUNKY MONKEY
[2024-03-08 04:33:52] Mr. Fox: a few of them love to do stuff like that
[2024-03-08 04:34:06] B L I T Z K R I E G: tohs watch fire
[2024-03-08 04:34:08] -[HELL0]-Crash: like which
[2024-03-08 04:34:09] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-08 04:34:35] tohsdaehmoob: consider that base R*PED
[2024-03-08 04:34:47] _Roadie : negative Mooby
[2024-03-08 04:35:03] Goosey: plucker.. i was away!
[2024-03-08 04:35:12] -[HELL0]-Crash: rofl
[2024-03-08 04:35:13] CPAV: HAHAH
[2024-03-08 04:35:32] tohsdaehmoob: sorry i'm all amped from that State of the Union!
[2024-03-08 04:35:43] -[HELL0]-Crash: no politics
[2024-03-08 04:35:43] _Roadie : yep @ Moob
[2024-03-08 04:36:14] tohsdaehmoob: i just said i'm AMPED
[2024-03-08 04:36:21] tohsdaehmoob: full-o-beans!
[2024-03-08 04:36:23] CPAV: go tell skoal in the discord
[2024-03-08 04:36:23] _Roadie : I had to turn down two of my Scripts today, $3200.00 total....
[2024-03-08 04:36:45] _Roadie : Skaol can come buy my medicine
[2024-03-08 04:37:07] -[HELL0]-Crash: usa meds way too over priced
[2024-03-08 04:37:17] tohsdaehmoob: yup
[2024-03-08 04:37:18] _Roadie : highest in the world...
[2024-03-08 04:37:24] tohsdaehmoob: it was in the speech
[2024-03-08 04:37:29] Goosey: health fund pays right?
[2024-03-08 04:37:32] _Roadie : yes it was.
[2024-03-08 04:37:33] -[HELLO]-JESTER: 3200 DOLLARS
[2024-03-08 04:37:36] tohsdaehmoob: exactly what mah man said
[2024-03-08 04:37:45] _Roadie : $3200.00
[2024-03-08 04:38:13] -[HELL0]-Crash: i broke my hand, got an ambulance, private room,
[2024-03-08 04:38:19] _Roadie : two nebulizer medications so that I can breathe properly
[2024-03-08 04:38:21] -[HELL0]-Crash: occupatonal therapy, all free in oz.
[2024-03-08 04:38:22] CPAV: what kind of meds? fat ppl meds?
[2024-03-08 04:38:39] Goosey: you have another hand..
[2024-03-08 04:38:47] _Roadie : Nebulizer Respritory meds CPAV
[2024-03-08 04:38:48] -[HELL0]-Crash: i can now give myself a clap
[2024-03-08 04:38:49] -[HELLO]-JESTER: IS THAT AFTER YOUR INS PAYS?
[2024-03-08 04:38:59] Goosey: lol
[2024-03-08 04:38:59] CPAV: fat ppl have hard time breathing sry
[2024-03-08 04:39:00] -[HELL0]-Crash: uh its FREE
[2024-03-08 04:39:01] _Roadie : yep...
[2024-03-08 04:39:05] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-08 04:39:08] _Roadie : Express-Scripts
[2024-03-08 04:39:12] B L I T Z K R I E G: SAncho nice 100% accuracy
[2024-03-08 04:39:14] tohsdaehmoob: don't FUCHS wit ME!
[2024-03-08 04:39:14] -[HELL0]-Crash: women giving birth here .. free.
[2024-03-08 04:39:42] Goosey: its the next 18 years it costs;)
[2024-03-08 04:39:57] -[HELLO]-JESTER: what ins you have roadie?
[2024-03-08 04:40:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: how much is childbirth in usa? 1k 2k?
[2024-03-08 04:40:02] Rick Sanchez: if u stand still is easy
[2024-03-08 04:40:06] _Roadie : hell my eldest was $13K back in 1988
[2024-03-08 04:40:24] tohsdaehmoob: dunno i skip town before i find out
[2024-03-08 04:40:27] _Roadie : Express-Scripts Jester
[2024-03-08 04:40:31] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-03-08 04:40:38] -[HELL0]-Crash: its free here dude
[2024-03-08 04:40:57] Rick Sanchez: where do u live crash?
[2024-03-08 04:41:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: australia
[2024-03-08 04:41:05] Rick Sanchez: nice
[2024-03-08 04:41:08] CPAV: singaypore
[2024-03-08 04:41:09] -[HELLO]-JESTER: never heard of it roadie what about medicare?
[2024-03-08 04:41:11] CPAV: hes lying
[2024-03-08 04:41:14] Goosey: he wont tell us where
[2024-03-08 04:41:22] -[HELL0]-Crash: born in SG, live in Australia
[2024-03-08 04:41:24] _Roadie : 3 months Jester, (3) months
[2024-03-08 04:41:38] Goosey: SG
[2024-03-08 04:41:53] tohsdaehmoob: GOOOOOSEY!
[2024-03-08 04:41:56] CPAV: crash is a liar ive known im for years
[2024-03-08 04:41:58] Goosey: :D
[2024-03-08 04:42:05] -[HELLO]-JESTER: oh thats right are you
[2024-03-08 04:42:12] Rick Sanchez: do women get a year off work after having a baby?
[2024-03-08 04:42:14] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-08 04:42:19] tohsdaehmoob: BAD GPPSe
[2024-03-08 04:42:23] -[HELLO]-JESTER: on disability?
[2024-03-08 04:42:40] -[HELL0]-Crash: um i think they get 3 or 6 months
[2024-03-08 04:42:46] _Brain Damage_: FK
[2024-03-08 04:42:48] Rick Sanchez: in canada women get a year off afetr delivering a baby
[2024-03-08 04:42:53] -[HELL0]-Crash: also u get a baby bonus of 2k
[2024-03-08 04:42:54] _Roadie : waiting on that since the cancer surgery, by the time it comes
[2024-03-08 04:42:59] _Roadie : thru I'll be 65
[2024-03-08 04:43:02] -[HELL0]-Crash: so not only is it free to give birth, govt pays woman 2k
[2024-03-08 04:43:04] B L I T Z K R I E G: Crash isnt from australia
[2024-03-08 04:43:05] Goosey: in my company they get a come back to work bonus
[2024-03-08 04:43:06] Rick Sanchez: thay can split it with husband
[2024-03-08 04:43:55] _Roadie : did you get him Fox?
[2024-03-08 04:44:00] Mr. Fox: smoking
[2024-03-08 04:44:05] Mr. Fox: and running
[2024-03-08 04:45:24] Goosey: fox = Herr
[2024-03-08 04:45:28] _Roadie : oh man I did it but he wasn't in the helo
[2024-03-08 04:45:54] Deadly Squirrel: i think the man in that buggy was lost
[2024-03-08 04:46:06] Deadly Squirrel: he just kept on driving
[2024-03-08 04:46:06] Goosey: brutal
[2024-03-08 04:46:19] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-08 04:46:20] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey squirell
[2024-03-08 04:46:23] B L I T Z K R I E G: srry
[2024-03-08 04:46:43] _Roadie : I got two?
[2024-03-08 04:47:00] _Roadie : OK I got two
[2024-03-08 04:47:04] tohsdaehmoob: i found a nebulizer in this buggy
[2024-03-08 04:47:08] CPAV: hair f*ks
[2024-03-08 04:47:09] Rick Sanchez: crash how do you get your ping so low being in australia?
[2024-03-08 04:47:10] tohsdaehmoob: anybody missing one
[2024-03-08 04:47:15] _Brain Damage_: duuuude
[2024-03-08 04:47:20] _Brain Damage_: lemmme cap
[2024-03-08 04:47:21] _Roadie : Not Funny Moob... not at all
[2024-03-08 04:47:32] tohsdaehmoob: i sorry Roadie, i love you
[2024-03-08 04:47:35] -[HELL0]-Crash: my ping is usually 220-260
[2024-03-08 04:47:48] -[HELL0]-Crash: goosey is aroud 230
[2024-03-08 04:47:49] Rick Sanchez: lol
[2024-03-08 04:47:55] Kilgore: lol
[2024-03-08 04:48:05] Rick Sanchez: t shows 23
[2024-03-08 04:48:08] Goosey: im pingaliscious
[2024-03-08 04:48:10] -[HELL0]-Crash: i kow, but its 230
[2024-03-08 04:48:17] _Roadie : only shows two places in game
[2024-03-08 04:48:23] Mr. Fox: ping only shows forst 2
[2024-03-08 04:48:24] B L I T Z K R I E G: anyone else laging
[2024-03-08 04:48:33] _Roadie : nope
[2024-03-08 04:48:41] tohsdaehmoob: member Martin Skreli?
[2024-03-08 04:48:53] tohsdaehmoob: when Epi pens were $800
[2024-03-08 04:48:54] _Brain Damage_: !ptk
[2024-03-08 04:49:09] _Roadie : yeah, didn't he take them to $1600.00?
[2024-03-08 04:49:09] -[HELLO]-JESTER: roadie these young g
[2024-03-08 04:49:11] tohsdaehmoob: i had to avoid bees for like 3 years with no backup
[2024-03-08 04:49:17] Goosey: jesters dead baby
[2024-03-08 04:49:19] _Roadie : jesus
[2024-03-08 04:49:28] tohsdaehmoob: yes, they usually come in 2-packs
[2024-03-08 04:49:30] Rick Sanchez: I have a problem with my network card, it is good for gaming
[2024-03-08 04:49:40] Rick Sanchez: but cant acces several websites
[2024-03-08 04:49:57] Goosey: take off the child filter
[2024-03-08 04:50:05] Goosey: and porn sites will work fine;)
[2024-03-08 04:50:07] tohsdaehmoob: i could've died at any moment for 3 years
[2024-03-08 04:50:10] Rick Sanchez: so I have to disable it and turn on wifi
[2024-03-08 04:50:11] _Roadie : I had two twin-paks, I gave them to some friends whose Kid need
[2024-03-08 04:50:13] _Roadie : needed them
[2024-03-08 04:50:14] Mr. Fox: lol DS
[2024-03-08 04:50:20] tohsdaehmoob: for one honey bee
[2024-03-08 04:50:25] Deadly Squirrel: always with the blueberries
[2024-03-08 04:50:39] CPAV: AZIZ LIGHT!!!!
[2024-03-08 04:50:50] _Roadie : I got Sqarmed by bumble bees, landed in the hospital.
[2024-03-08 04:50:54] -[HELL0]-Crash: random 5th elemetn
[2024-03-08 04:51:00] -[HELL0]-Crash: reference
[2024-03-08 04:51:00] _Roadie : 8+ bites
[2024-03-08 04:51:18] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-08 04:51:22] tohsdaehmoob: Fuched UP
[2024-03-08 04:51:43] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-03-08 04:51:45] Deadly Squirrel: lol
[2024-03-08 04:51:57] Deadly Squirrel: lol
[2024-03-08 04:52:06] tohsdaehmoob: i love you too Sancho
[2024-03-08 04:52:10] -[HELLO]-JESTER: sorry
[2024-03-08 04:52:15] Rick Sanchez: ok thanks
[2024-03-08 04:52:19] tohsdaehmoob: i was just doing Don Rickles bits last night
[2024-03-08 04:52:21] _Brain Damage_: I FKIN H8 u SANCHO
[2024-03-08 04:52:28] Rick Sanchez: me too
[2024-03-08 04:52:40] _Brain Damage_: cause you're ass hole
[2024-03-08 04:52:44] Deadly Squirrel: who was allied helo?
[2024-03-08 04:52:49] Mr. Fox: me
[2024-03-08 04:52:56] Mr. Fox: we were dancing
[2024-03-08 04:52:57] Deadly Squirrel: i was cracking up
[2024-03-08 04:52:58] Rick Sanchez: thaks brain
[2024-03-08 04:53:13] Deadly Squirrel: hard to fly grinning ear to ear
[2024-03-08 04:53:33] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-03-08 04:53:43] tohsdaehmoob: wow
[2024-03-08 04:53:44] Rick Sanchez: oh yeah
[2024-03-08 04:53:52] BadAim: yo yo
[2024-03-08 04:53:54] tohsdaehmoob: well done
[2024-03-08 04:54:00] CPAV: hahaha nub
[2024-03-08 04:54:00] _Brain Damage_: hi BA
[2024-03-08 04:54:01] _Roadie : Who, WHO let BA in yet Again???
[2024-03-08 04:54:10] BadAim: RAOOOAOAOOADIEUIEUEUE
[2024-03-08 04:54:14] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey ba
[2024-03-08 04:54:15] BadAim: MY VERY BEST FRIEND!!!!!
[2024-03-08 04:54:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: u
[2024-03-08 04:54:16] _Roadie : HeyO
[2024-03-08 04:54:23] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey ba
[2024-03-08 04:54:30] _Brain Damage_: bachelor lol
[2024-03-08 04:54:30] _Roadie : Bless your heart you poor thing....
[2024-03-08 04:54:34] CPAV: does it hurt when hes inside you crash?
[2024-03-08 04:54:36] BadAim: DIE BEST FRIEND
[2024-03-08 04:54:42] tohsdaehmoob: NICE KILLGORE
[2024-03-08 04:54:45] _Brain Damage_: BA in DC sciences
[2024-03-08 04:54:52] -[HELL0]-Crash: climb out of the closet n find out
[2024-03-08 04:55:28] Deadly Squirrel: i may have lost a helo
[2024-03-08 04:55:34] -[HELLO]-JESTER: need medic over here
[2024-03-08 04:55:56] -[HELLO]-JESTER: since red main has no med kit
[2024-03-08 04:56:08] _Roadie : geesh FOX
[2024-03-08 04:56:16] Mr. Fox: lol moob
[2024-03-08 04:56:16] tohsdaehmoob: LAME
[2024-03-08 04:56:40] CPAV: we lost our best guy
[2024-03-08 04:56:41] BadAim: :(
[2024-03-08 04:56:54] tohsdaehmoob: nope, i'm still here
[2024-03-08 04:57:00] -[HELLO]-JESTER: who?
[2024-03-08 04:57:04] tohsdaehmoob: thanks for checking though
[2024-03-08 04:57:06] BadAim: tohs will save us
[2024-03-08 04:57:17] tohsdaehmoob: dam right i will
[2024-03-08 04:57:24] CPAV: totalboob
[2024-03-08 04:57:24] B L I T Z K R I E G: intrnet cut out
[2024-03-08 04:57:38] tohsdaehmoob: oooo CRASH TRICKED ME
[2024-03-08 04:57:42] BadAim: im gonna get that flag
[2024-03-08 04:57:49] -[HELL0]-Crash: go go go
[2024-03-08 04:57:52] -[HELL0]-Crash: theyre dead
[2024-03-08 04:57:52] Mr. Fox: aww i was having fin humtin moobs
[2024-03-08 04:57:59] _Roadie : Maybe, Maybe NOT
[2024-03-08 04:58:02] -[HELL0]-Crash: oh yeah
[2024-03-08 04:58:02] CPAV: nice one badaim!
[2024-03-08 04:58:11] tohsdaehmoob: now i'm the enemy
[2024-03-08 04:58:18] B L I T Z K R I E G: Crash sits on his coworkers lap in the cubicle as he pees
[2024-03-08 04:58:30] -[HELL0]-Crash: into blitz' mouth
[2024-03-08 04:58:34] CPAV: its called a number 11
[2024-03-08 04:58:35] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-08 04:59:00] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-08 04:59:15] Goosey: lol
[2024-03-08 04:59:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-08 04:59:18] B L I T Z K R I E G: hahaa
[2024-03-08 04:59:28] tohsdaehmoob: that's for my BUGGY
[2024-03-08 04:59:37] CPAV: crash has a toilet that accommodates "tandem pooping"
[2024-03-08 04:59:50] Mr. Fox: you dont?
[2024-03-08 04:59:59] -[HELL0]-Crash: its the C suite perks
[2024-03-08 05:00:09] _Roadie : hehe haha
[2024-03-08 05:00:09] tohsdaehmoob: i miss the days of just sitting on someones lap
[2024-03-08 05:00:13] BadAim: grrrrr
[2024-03-08 05:00:17] Mr. Fox: pooping with friends
[2024-03-08 05:00:24] BadAim: you can sit on my lap
[2024-03-08 05:00:33] tohsdaehmoob: sweet
[2024-03-08 05:00:39] CPAV: its like "words with friends" but much smellier
[2024-03-08 05:00:50] _Roadie : geeshus
[2024-03-08 05:00:59] B L I T Z K R I E G: was trying to give u an angle
[2024-03-08 05:01:10] tohsdaehmoob: Buggy Jack!
[2024-03-08 05:01:14] B L I T Z K R I E G: Crash holds hands with his boss under the cubicle as he poops
[2024-03-08 05:01:22] -[HELL0]-Crash: into his mouth^
[2024-03-08 05:01:27] Storm_vrn: hi all
[2024-03-08 05:01:27] _Roadie : STOP pls.
[2024-03-08 05:01:27] CPAV: its called a "Number 4"
[2024-03-08 05:01:29] Mr. Fox: kinky
[2024-03-08 05:01:30] tohsdaehmoob: Larry Craig style
[2024-03-08 05:01:31] _Brain Damage_: yo_r aim is bad
[2024-03-08 05:01:48] _Roadie : Pretend your Dad is here and he has a KICK button
[2024-03-08 05:02:01] CPAV: crash updates his mother via phone about each of his BMs
[2024-03-08 05:02:18] _Roadie : 5 mins BA 5 minutes
[2024-03-08 05:02:28] Deadly Squirrel: find Sancho and......
[2024-03-08 05:03:01] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-08 05:03:10] -[HELL0]-Crash: boom boom
[2024-03-08 05:03:14] -[HELL0]-Crash: headshot x 2
[2024-03-08 05:03:27] _Roadie : (4) mins BA, (4) minutes. . .
[2024-03-08 05:03:33] BadAim: OYEAH
[2024-03-08 05:03:33] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-08 05:03:38] Goosey: lol
[2024-03-08 05:03:55] _Brain Damage_: AHHH freak
[2024-03-08 05:03:56] Goosey: close!
[2024-03-08 05:04:02] _Brain Damage_: I deserved it
[2024-03-08 05:04:09] BadAim: must.... shoot.... roadie...
[2024-03-08 05:04:09] -[HELLO]-JESTER: wow
[2024-03-08 05:04:10] _Roadie : most def
[2024-03-08 05:04:19] Goosey: 2 fa!
[2024-03-08 05:04:24] _Roadie : to BD no BA
[2024-03-08 05:05:00] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-08 05:05:01] _Brain Damage_: MA
[2024-03-08 05:05:04] _Roadie : two minutes BA two minutes
[2024-03-08 05:05:15] CPAV: lol boob glad ur on enemy team
[2024-03-08 05:05:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: till what?
[2024-03-08 05:05:28] _Roadie : he wants to kill me
[2024-03-08 05:05:31] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-08 05:05:32] _Brain Damage_: PhD
[2024-03-08 05:05:34] -[HELL0]-Crash: n1 tohs
[2024-03-08 05:05:39] Rick Sanchez: gg all
[2024-03-08 05:05:44] Goosey: your belly sore jester?
[2024-03-08 05:05:45] CPAV: (not much help/waste of resources)
[2024-03-08 05:05:50] B L I T Z K R I E G: Tohs isnt allowed within 1000 yards of any elementary school
[2024-03-08 05:05:55] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-03-08 05:05:58] Goosey: :D
[2024-03-08 05:06:18] CPAV: well he isnt denying it
[2024-03-08 05:06:21] tohsdaehmoob: that's my private business
[2024-03-08 05:06:28] CPAV: haha
[2024-03-08 05:06:44] tohsdaehmoob: oh man
[2024-03-08 05:06:51] tohsdaehmoob: we should coordinate
[2024-03-08 05:06:52] BadAim: tohs teamsmapping over here
[2024-03-08 05:07:09] Goosey: gg
[2024-03-08 05:07:10] _Roadie : 30 seconds BA
[2024-03-08 05:07:10] -[HELL0]-Crash: the blue arrow doesnt do enuf for ya?
[2024-03-08 05:07:21] -[HELLO]-JESTER: till what?
[2024-03-08 05:07:26] -[HELL0]-Crash: gg
[2024-03-08 05:07:28] BadAim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2024-03-08 05:07:31] _Roadie : 5
[2024-03-08 05:07:34] tohsdaehmoob: mmm.. kindergartners