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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_lostvillage - 2024-03-24 06:03:01 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2024-03-24 06:04:38] -[HELL0]-Crash: lolz
[2024-03-24 06:04:42] Melanin Blackson: nice
[2024-03-24 06:04:47] -[HELL0]-Crash: bit lucky
[2024-03-24 06:04:49] -[HELL0]-Crash: hit door frame
[2024-03-24 06:04:58] Melanin Blackson: tohdaesmoob tell us about urself
[2024-03-24 06:05:10] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-24 06:05:11] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH NO
[2024-03-24 06:05:16] tohsdaehmoob: I'M A CRASH KILLER
[2024-03-24 06:05:16] Melanin Blackson: lol
[2024-03-24 06:05:21] -[HELL0]-Crash: he's a talented creative pro in real life
[2024-03-24 06:05:22] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Hes autistic liberal that only copies others mindsets.
[2024-03-24 06:05:27] tohsdaehmoob: AND I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
[2024-03-24 06:05:49] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Its nice he grew some balls though. Talking back.
[2024-03-24 06:05:58] Melanin Blackson: lol
[2024-03-24 06:06:07] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Trying to act hard now
[2024-03-24 06:06:15] Melanin Blackson: long walks is cool. theraputic
[2024-03-24 06:06:19] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: His hollow mind got filled with aggression
[2024-03-24 06:06:27] tohsdaehmoob: YOUR WIFE WISHES THE SAME FOR YOU
[2024-03-24 06:06:36] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Im not married buddeh
[2024-03-24 06:06:43] Melanin Blackson: ur hard tohdaesmoob
[2024-03-24 06:06:43] -[HELL0]-Crash: i think youre jealous of Tohs
[2024-03-24 06:06:45] tohsdaehmoob: oh right. gay
[2024-03-24 06:07:02] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: See? He just copies everyone else
[2024-03-24 06:07:09] tohsdaehmoob: i know, this guy got a boner for me
[2024-03-24 06:07:10] Sgt. Schultz: you ran from me!
[2024-03-24 06:07:12] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: No original thoughts
[2024-03-24 06:07:20] tohsdaehmoob: i'm taken, handsome
[2024-03-24 06:07:21] CPAV: CRASH sounds like Dr. Chow from The Hangover
[2024-03-24 06:07:22] PurpleDinosaur: inf flag
[2024-03-24 06:07:40] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Probably your partner talking
[2024-03-24 06:07:45] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Not the acutal moob
[2024-03-24 06:08:10] tohsdaehmoob: howdy partner
[2024-03-24 06:08:29] -[HELL0]-Crash: n1 barney
[2024-03-24 06:08:32] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Dude, i would love to punch you directly in the jug
[2024-03-24 06:08:36] Melanin Blackson: tohdaesmoob goes for vacation in a barn
[2024-03-24 06:08:37] -[HELL0]-Crash: wait ill get it back
[2024-03-24 06:08:38] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Knock your ass on the ground so hard
[2024-03-24 06:09:02] tohsdaehmoob: and by punch he means suck and by jug he means peeenus
[2024-03-24 06:09:15] {BuDs} ZachAttack: skoal and ==== in here again adding fake people
[2024-03-24 06:09:27] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: No, i meant what i meant. but keep coping
[2024-03-24 06:09:38] tohsdaehmoob: ok
[2024-03-24 06:09:48] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Keep coping retard college boy
[2024-03-24 06:10:04] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: You're nothing.
[2024-03-24 06:10:11] CPAV: i have a degree!
[2024-03-24 06:10:16] CPAV: im so smrt
[2024-03-24 06:10:16] tohsdaehmoob: oooo he mad
[2024-03-24 06:10:19] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Yea right?
[2024-03-24 06:10:22] -[HELL0]-Crash: u drink warm milk
[2024-03-24 06:10:26] tohsdaehmoob: your tears are so yummy :D
[2024-03-24 06:10:30] B L I T Z K R I E G: tohsdaemoob has a degree in Homosexual Studies
[2024-03-24 06:10:36] Melanin Blackson: LOL
[2024-03-24 06:10:43] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Fcking moron
[2024-03-24 06:10:50] CPAV: crash sleeps in my desk drawer
[2024-03-24 06:10:53] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: All of a sudden, hes a hardass.
[2024-03-24 06:10:56] {BuDs} ZachAttack: fuckk
[2024-03-24 06:11:32] tohsdaehmoob: i'm just tryin' to be ridin' wit Biden
[2024-03-24 06:12:22] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH
[2024-03-24 06:12:22] tohsdaehmoob: N1
[2024-03-24 06:12:58] tohsdaehmoob: i feel like there's a who35 ragequit coming soon
[2024-03-24 06:13:15] tohsdaehmoob: just before his forehead vein pops
[2024-03-24 06:13:26] tohsdaehmoob: i can feel the desperation
[2024-03-24 06:13:30] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Mr. Tough guy now!
[2024-03-24 06:13:39] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Standing up for himself!
[2024-03-24 06:13:55] -[HELL0]-Crash: ur really jealous of tohs arent u
[2024-03-24 06:14:02] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-24 06:14:04] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: No, hes annoying asf dude!
[2024-03-24 06:14:19] -[HELL0]-Crash: its both maybe?
[2024-03-24 06:14:25] tohsdaehmoob: i'm an aquired taste
[2024-03-24 06:14:31] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Like, ask any seasoned bf player what they think of moob
[2024-03-24 06:14:31] tohsdaehmoob: ask your mom
[2024-03-24 06:14:34] -[HELL0]-Crash: u seem a little obsessed with tohs
[2024-03-24 06:14:41] Sgt. Schultz: lol
[2024-03-24 06:14:50] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: WHen im in a bad mood, i like taking it out on him
[2024-03-24 06:15:04] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Cuz hes such a timid little b1tch, its easy
[2024-03-24 06:15:07] Sgt. Schultz: "taking it out?"
[2024-03-24 06:15:09] -[HELL0]-Crash: thats every game
[2024-03-24 06:15:09] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: But now hes biting back
[2024-03-24 06:15:43] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: No mostly i mute him, but today i felt like talking to him
[2024-03-24 06:15:48] tohsdaehmoob: did you donate too much to an orange defense fund?
[2024-03-24 06:15:56] tohsdaehmoob: i'd be in a bad mood too
[2024-03-24 06:15:57] -[HELL0]-Crash: ^
[2024-03-24 06:16:12] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: YOU TWO are the ones who love eachother
[2024-03-24 06:16:19] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Always supporting eachothers comments
[2024-03-24 06:16:20] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: so cute
[2024-03-24 06:16:32] -[HELL0]-Crash: nah
[2024-03-24 06:16:36] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: yaaa
[2024-03-24 06:16:39] -[HELL0]-Crash: nuhuh
[2024-03-24 06:16:40] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-24 06:16:45] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: yahuh!
[2024-03-24 06:16:59] tohsdaehmoob: I do lov you Crash
[2024-03-24 06:17:02] {BuDs} ZachAttack: giant english cigarettes
[2024-03-24 06:17:03] tohsdaehmoob: he's not wrong
[2024-03-24 06:17:09] -[HELL0]-Crash: my PK now BD
[2024-03-24 06:17:32] _Brain Damage_: u have to buy it
[2024-03-24 06:17:41] -[HELL0]-Crash: it was free
[2024-03-24 06:17:44] -[HELL0]-Crash: found it on the ground
[2024-03-24 06:18:57] -[HELL0]-Crash: found a PK!
[2024-03-24 06:19:02] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-03-24 06:19:38] -[HELL0]-Crash: bs
[2024-03-24 06:19:43] -[HELL0]-Crash: BD haaax
[2024-03-24 06:19:46] _Brain Damage_: MY PK
[2024-03-24 06:19:51] -[HELL0]-Crash: shot through earth, building
[2024-03-24 06:20:13] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-24 06:20:44] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-24 06:20:46] tohsdaehmoob: gah
[2024-03-24 06:20:48] tohsdaehmoob: sorry
[2024-03-24 06:20:51] _Brain Damage_: np
[2024-03-24 06:21:01] B L I T Z K R I E G: LMAOO
[2024-03-24 06:22:06] _Brain Damage_: CAP
[2024-03-24 06:22:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: damn
[2024-03-24 06:22:39] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-03-24 06:23:43] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-24 06:24:34] PurpleDinosaur: inf main
[2024-03-24 06:26:27] -[HELL0]-Crash: oH YEAH
[2024-03-24 06:27:26] tohsdaehmoob: OYAH
[2024-03-24 06:27:44] PurpleDinosaur: argh slow reload
[2024-03-24 06:28:18] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-24 06:28:21] -[HELL0]-Crash: HAHAAHAAH
[2024-03-24 06:28:45] Kilgore: gave crash a nose job
[2024-03-24 06:28:56] tohsdaehmoob: heh
[2024-03-24 06:29:01] Sgt. Schultz: a what job?
[2024-03-24 06:29:06] _Brain Damage_: what is a nose job?
[2024-03-24 06:29:07] Melanin Blackson: blow?
[2024-03-24 06:29:11] Kilgore: rhinoplasty with my kbar knife
[2024-03-24 06:29:22] CPAV: Dilgore
[2024-03-24 06:29:31] PurpleDinosaur: knew that was coking
[2024-03-24 06:29:31] tohsdaehmoob: OYAH
[2024-03-24 06:29:32] PurpleDinosaur: coming
[2024-03-24 06:29:33] Kilgore: hey
[2024-03-24 06:29:51] -[HELL0]-Crash: aw no pk
[2024-03-24 06:30:12] -[HELL0]-Crash: wow
[2024-03-24 06:30:12] Sgt. Schultz: sry
[2024-03-24 06:30:14] Kilgore: i was ready to go to bed, but u guys r still at it
[2024-03-24 06:30:41] Kilgore: keep the home fires burning
[2024-03-24 06:31:05] Melanin Blackson: no
[2024-03-24 06:31:08] Melanin Blackson: np
[2024-03-24 06:31:11] PurpleDinosaur: hahah
[2024-03-24 06:31:15] Sgt. Schultz: OYEAH
[2024-03-24 06:31:24] tohsdaehmoob: dirty pool crash
[2024-03-24 06:32:16] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-24 06:32:49] Melanin Blackson: nice one kumgore... i mean kilgor
[2024-03-24 06:32:55] General Skoal: TRUMP 2024!!!
[2024-03-24 06:32:56] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: TRUMP 2024
[2024-03-24 06:33:02] PurpleDinosaur: lol
[2024-03-24 06:33:03] Melanin Blackson: TRUMPY 2024
[2024-03-24 06:33:10] Melanin Blackson: trumpy 2024
[2024-03-24 06:33:15] tohsdaehmoob: lol, he won't make it to Monday
[2024-03-24 06:33:38] General Skoal: Truth social is worth 3 billion, He will
[2024-03-24 06:33:51] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAHwd
[2024-03-24 06:33:52] General Skoal: fani willis will have to hide up toh's ass
[2024-03-24 06:33:59] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: LOL
[2024-03-24 06:33:59] {BuDs} ZachAttack: fuck sory
[2024-03-24 06:34:07] General Skoal: hope ya got preparation H tohs, shes fat
[2024-03-24 06:34:12] General Skoal: gonna be a tifht fit
[2024-03-24 06:34:18] tohsdaehmoob: i'm afraid your boy owes half a billion by Monday
[2024-03-24 06:34:37] tohsdaehmoob: trump tower YOINK
[2024-03-24 06:35:25] {BuDs} ZachAttack: below
[2024-03-24 06:35:51] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-24 06:35:56] -[HELL0]-Crash: oh yeah
[2024-03-24 06:36:01] {BuDs} ZachAttack: coming below agian
[2024-03-24 06:36:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-24 06:36:20] -[HELL0]-Crash: n1 barn
[2024-03-24 06:36:27] {BuDs} ZachAttack: nooooo
[2024-03-24 06:36:28] PurpleDinosaur: muahahahah
[2024-03-24 06:36:30] -[HELL0]-Crash: helluva walk tho
[2024-03-24 06:36:32] -[HELL0]-Crash: :P
[2024-03-24 06:36:42] PurpleDinosaur: but now im stranded in middle of noweeere
[2024-03-24 06:36:57] -[HELL0]-Crash: pick some flowers onthe way back
[2024-03-24 06:37:08] PurpleDinosaur: i got an uber
[2024-03-24 06:37:23] Melanin Blackson: crash plays with his rubber ducky when he's feeling lonely
[2024-03-24 06:37:36] -[HELL0]-Crash: yeah but i finish on ur face
[2024-03-24 06:37:59] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-24 06:38:06] PurpleDinosaur: doh i suck, no aim
[2024-03-24 06:38:19] PurpleDinosaur: that's why i tk so much
[2024-03-24 06:38:26] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Anything you put near my mouth youd lose buddy....
[2024-03-24 06:38:43] -[HELL0]-Crash: down ur throat yeah
[2024-03-24 06:38:49] PurpleDinosaur: ugh
[2024-03-24 06:39:02] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Well, you certainly aint getting it back!
[2024-03-24 06:39:23] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-03-24 06:39:33] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Say goodbye to your sex life. (If you even have one)
[2024-03-24 06:39:36] tohsdaehmoob: my powers of distraction win again
[2024-03-24 06:39:48] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-03-24 06:39:50] -[HELL0]-Crash: haha
[2024-03-24 06:39:55] _Brain Damage_: LOL
[2024-03-24 06:39:55] -[HELL0]-Crash: n1 schultz
[2024-03-24 06:39:56] PurpleDinosaur: aw
[2024-03-24 06:40:01] tohsdaehmoob: what's this guy going on about now?
[2024-03-24 06:40:07] B L I T Z K R I E G: Tohs wears his sisters underwear to work
[2024-03-24 06:40:21] Melanin Blackson: and sniffs it as well
[2024-03-24 06:40:47] tohsdaehmoob: why would i work when there's welfare?
[2024-03-24 06:40:53] PurpleDinosaur: barney go boom
[2024-03-24 06:41:02] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Slurps up her pussy blister juice
[2024-03-24 06:41:12] Melanin Blackson: lol
[2024-03-24 06:41:24] -[HELL0]-Crash: booyah
[2024-03-24 06:42:37] tohsdaehmoob: wait, you guys went back to work after covid?
[2024-03-24 06:43:11] -[HELL0]-Crash: someone gotta be a rentboy tohs
[2024-03-24 06:43:31] tohsdaehmoob: i got long covid or something like that
[2024-03-24 06:43:41] tohsdaehmoob: it's all free healthcare and pay checks now
[2024-03-24 06:43:43] -[HELL0]-Crash: ran out of bullets lol
[2024-03-24 06:43:45] B L I T Z K R I E G: long covid doesnt exist, you got that from the Jab
[2024-03-24 06:43:58] tohsdaehmoob: what job?
[2024-03-24 06:43:59] Kilgore: gg
[2024-03-24 06:44:03] _Brain Damage_: gg
[2024-03-24 06:44:15] -[HELL0]-Crash: g
[2024-03-24 06:44:22] -[HELL0]-Crash: gg
[2024-03-24 06:44:28] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2024-03-24 06:44:32] tohsdaehmoob: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH