Battlefield 1942 Stats
	Welcome to the stats page for HelloClan's Battlefield 1942 servers! Click here to visit our website. Click here to join us on Discord! Need some help? Get in touch! World Clock

Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_cornered - 2024-04-13 05:42:02 Chatlog
Players	Clans	Character-Types	Weapons	Vehicles	Maps

Chatlog
[2024-04-13 05:43:28] {BuDs} ZachAttack: blitzkrieg= dogshit nazi simp
[2024-04-13 05:43:31] tohsdaehmoob: time to bone the lone State
[2024-04-13 05:43:49] -[HELL0]-Crash: can confirm
[2024-04-13 05:44:00] -[HELL0]-Crash: blitz is a simp
[2024-04-13 05:44:23] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: damn ns
[2024-04-13 05:45:09] B L I T Z K R I E G: BUDS = Busting Under Dwenty Seconds
[2024-04-13 05:46:08] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: ligma blitzfig
[2024-04-13 05:46:39] B L I T Z K R I E G: BUDS = Bisexual Uniform Drag Slut
[2024-04-13 05:46:53] -[HELL0]-Crash: YAY
[2024-04-13 05:47:30] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-13 05:47:36] tohsdaehmoob: Lone State BOned
[2024-04-13 05:47:38] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: big salty blitz
[2024-04-13 05:48:03] -[HELL0]-Crash: aw
[2024-04-13 05:48:37] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-13 05:48:46] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz+ balls licking intentionally touches zebras
[2024-04-13 05:49:21] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH no
[2024-04-13 05:49:58] B L I T Z K R I E G: BuDS = Blisters on Urinary Duct Syndrome
[2024-04-13 05:50:08] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz=owen
[2024-04-13 05:50:08] Costa: y'all are still going?
[2024-04-13 05:50:29] {BuDs} Daringnut: they are haha
[2024-04-13 05:50:36] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-13 05:50:40] -[HELL0]-Crash: blitz is 56% OCD
[2024-04-13 05:51:15] {BuDs} ZachAttack: hes 100% bad
[2024-04-13 05:51:34] -[HELL0]-Crash: theres an amount of good in everyone
[2024-04-13 05:51:38] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz=100% dog water
[2024-04-13 05:51:43] -[HELL0]-Crash: but yeah 0% is also an amount
[2024-04-13 05:51:44] {BuDs} ZachAttack: someone as as slow as him shouldnt refer to lightning
[2024-04-13 05:51:47] -[HELL0]-Crash: :P jks
[2024-04-13 05:52:15] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-13 05:52:35] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: ns
[2024-04-13 05:52:55] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-13 05:53:08] B L I T Z K R I E G: Zachattacks Tex's assh0le
[2024-04-13 05:53:45] {BuDs} Daringnut: why didnt peoples parents love them?
[2024-04-13 05:53:59] tohsdaehmoob: nite nite
[2024-04-13 05:54:08] -[HELL0]-Crash: let me guess a fake name
[2024-04-13 05:54:27] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: shocking
[2024-04-13 05:54:37] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-13 05:54:59] tohsdaehmoob: when u guys gonna learn? NO HELOS
[2024-04-13 05:55:01] tohsdaehmoob: FOR YOU
[2024-04-13 05:55:07] {BuDs} Daringnut: never
[2024-04-13 05:55:16] tohsdaehmoob: give it up
[2024-04-13 05:55:29] {BuDs} Daringnut: your not my supervisor haha
[2024-04-13 05:55:47] tohsdaehmoob: NO.
[2024-04-13 05:55:49] tohsdaehmoob: HELOS.
[2024-04-13 05:55:54] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: nice flying turd
[2024-04-13 05:56:13] B L I T Z K R I E G: BuDs = dudes who tried out for BUDS and failed screening
[2024-04-13 05:56:23] B L I T Z K R I E G: cause of morbid obesity and severe autism
[2024-04-13 05:56:31] Costa: why are you shooting the tex tho?
[2024-04-13 05:56:37] Costa: just wondering
[2024-04-13 05:56:47] Maconha: kwww
[2024-04-13 05:56:47] -[HELL0]-Crash: reference to ghostbusters maybe
[2024-04-13 05:56:50] -[HELL0]-Crash: "nice shootin tex"
[2024-04-13 05:56:57] -[HELL0]-Crash: or hes a texan that shoots
[2024-04-13 05:57:01] Costa: ah
[2024-04-13 05:57:43] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: ive been tex since this game came out named from my uncle and
[2024-04-13 05:57:43] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: dad
[2024-04-13 05:57:59] B L I T Z K R I E G: the same uncle that used to touh you
[2024-04-13 05:58:02] B L I T Z K R I E G: touch
[2024-04-13 05:58:02] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: for not sucking at life like blitz
[2024-04-13 05:58:27] B L I T Z K R I E G: Shootin Tex sucked off his uncle at age 7 for a lego set
[2024-04-13 05:58:35] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: dont project your uncle problems onto me blitz, mine was great
[2024-04-13 05:58:43] -[HELL0]-Crash: but lego is great
[2024-04-13 05:58:53] B L I T Z K R I E G: "projecting" is a leftist-tier insult
[2024-04-13 05:59:01] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz has some real daddy/uncle issues but cant afford therapy
[2024-04-13 05:59:12] B L I T Z K R I E G: therapy is for cucks
[2024-04-13 05:59:14] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: thats why he plays 1942 on a lenova
[2024-04-13 05:59:14] -[HELL0]-Crash: nice work tohs
[2024-04-13 05:59:23] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH
[2024-04-13 05:59:27] B L I T Z K R I E G: Shootin Tex sits down when peeing
[2024-04-13 05:59:32] B L I T Z K R I E G: with his knees together
[2024-04-13 05:59:43] {BuDs} Daringnut: its a more comfy way to pee
[2024-04-13 05:59:44] tohsdaehmoob: this guy gotta piss fetish
[2024-04-13 05:59:50] -[HELL0]-Crash: he does
[2024-04-13 05:59:50] {BuDs} Daringnut: i love it haha
[2024-04-13 06:00:10] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: my knees to gether makes my dong dip in the water though
[2024-04-13 06:00:25] tohsdaehmoob: hell, i even sit down in a urinal
[2024-04-13 06:00:28] {BuDs} ZachAttack: poor guys got parkinsons and blue balls cant be too mean to him
[2024-04-13 06:00:38] B L I T Z K R I E G: the same gonorrhea ridden dong that finds it ways into Zachs as
[2024-04-13 06:00:39] B L I T Z K R I E G: ass
[2024-04-13 06:00:39] -[HELL0]-Crash: ^
[2024-04-13 06:01:06] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: good for you tohs
[2024-04-13 06:01:15] -[HELL0]-Crash: :P
[2024-04-13 06:01:15] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-13 06:01:18] Costa: gah dam
[2024-04-13 06:01:45] {BuDs} Daringnut: sorry
[2024-04-13 06:01:53] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz sits to pee because he has an innee
[2024-04-13 06:02:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: a^
[2024-04-13 06:02:05] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol good one
[2024-04-13 06:02:08] B L I T Z K R I E G: Shootin Tex jacks off to pics of his own ass
[2024-04-13 06:02:15] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: his pecker looks like a belly button
[2024-04-13 06:02:23] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: at least thats what his moms tells me
[2024-04-13 06:02:27] tohsdaehmoob: hey, you said that's MY thing!
[2024-04-13 06:02:54] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-04-13 06:02:58] tohsdaehmoob: i said NO HELOS
[2024-04-13 06:03:04] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: no tohs that was my mom
[2024-04-13 06:03:07] B L I T Z K R I E G: Shootin Tex has 2 dads
[2024-04-13 06:03:24] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH
[2024-04-13 06:03:24] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-04-13 06:03:30] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz has 2011 redditt come backs
[2024-04-13 06:03:36] {BuDs} Daringnut: more people to play catch with
[2024-04-13 06:03:44] tohsdaehmoob: and all of them are PEE
[2024-04-13 06:03:46] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: sorry
[2024-04-13 06:03:48] B L I T Z K R I E G: says the guy that dropped a mom joke
[2024-04-13 06:03:50] {BuDs} ZachAttack: blitz has 2011 reaction times
[2024-04-13 06:04:09] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz lif peaked when breakfast club came out
[2024-04-13 06:04:15] {BuDs} ZachAttack: -2 just like everyone who ever loved him
[2024-04-13 06:04:16] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH BABY
[2024-04-13 06:04:23] B L I T Z K R I E G: Shootin tex's life has yet to peak
[2024-04-13 06:04:35] B L I T Z K R I E G: highlight of your life is catching zacks cock in your ass
[2024-04-13 06:04:52] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz mad hes in a mid life crisis
[2024-04-13 06:05:00] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH
[2024-04-13 06:05:05] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: but he cant even buy the computer he wants
[2024-04-13 06:05:09] {BuDs} ZachAttack: and cant afford a corvette on tip
[2024-04-13 06:05:11] tohsdaehmoob: you take that back
[2024-04-13 06:05:20] chuk evil sandwich guy: LOL
[2024-04-13 06:05:30] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: little lone the camaro he wants
[2024-04-13 06:05:32] B L I T Z K R I E G: Shootin Tex lives in section 8 in an apartment with his 5 bf's
[2024-04-13 06:05:39] Costa: dammmmmm
[2024-04-13 06:05:40] -[HELL0]-Crash: :D
[2024-04-13 06:06:07] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz is still in his moms basement picking the cottom out of
[2024-04-13 06:06:11] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: belly button
[2024-04-13 06:06:21] {BuDs} ZachAttack: *weiner
[2024-04-13 06:06:41] tohsdaehmoob: oh that's IT
[2024-04-13 06:06:42] {BuDs} Shootin' Tex: blitz doesnt even know who dave chapelle is
[2024-04-13 06:06:43] B L I T Z K R I E G: shootin tex jacks off to Nickolodeon
[2024-04-13 06:06:56] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: ffs...where ARE you? sorry
[2024-04-13 06:07:10] B L I T Z K R I E G: Shootin tex dumped Zachattack when he turned 14
[2024-04-13 06:07:11] B L I T Z K R I E G: too old for him