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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_basrahs_edge - 2024-04-21 01:33:02 Chatlog
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[2024-04-21 01:33:46] BlinkofanEye: rofl moob i just looked that up
[2024-04-21 01:33:47] BlinkofanEye: \
[2024-04-21 01:33:54] BlinkofanEye: hilarious it was in supreme court hearing hahaha
[2024-04-21 01:34:01] BlinkofanEye: "no its just farting i swear"
[2024-04-21 01:34:16] tohsdaehmoob: it's like girls and vodka before prom
[2024-04-21 01:34:27] Killer_KahnDavey: in what way was it in Supreme Ct hearing?
[2024-04-21 01:34:31] tohsdaehmoob: they drink it via butthole to not get caught
[2024-04-21 01:34:44] BlinkofanEye: kavanaugh had sth abot boofing as his senior yearbook quote
[2024-04-21 01:34:51] Peeper: one more
[2024-04-21 01:34:52] BlinkofanEye: they questione him abot it
[2024-04-21 01:34:58] Killer_KahnDavey: classy
[2024-04-21 01:35:03] BlinkofanEye: it was the 80s
[2024-04-21 01:35:12] BlinkofanEye: all boofs that ends well
[2024-04-21 01:35:13] Killer_KahnDavey: i have not taken any meds via butthole
[2024-04-21 01:35:19] tohsdaehmoob: Brett in college used it as code for taking the A-Train
[2024-04-21 01:35:25] BlinkofanEye: i only take bbo via butthole
[2024-04-21 01:35:29] Killer_KahnDavey: except maybe Preparations A through G
[2024-04-21 01:35:39] Killer_KahnDavey: bbo?
[2024-04-21 01:35:43] BlinkofanEye: bang bang ow
[2024-04-21 01:35:54] Killer_KahnDavey: black bean oil
[2024-04-21 01:36:17] BlinkofanEye: sup homie
[2024-04-21 01:36:38] Killer_KahnDavey: oh great
[2024-04-21 01:37:09] Killer_KahnDavey: tbagging your iron hull, Tohs
[2024-04-21 01:37:16] BlinkofanEye: sounds hawt
[2024-04-21 01:37:19] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-04-21 01:37:25] Killer_KahnDavey: you pre-verts
[2024-04-21 01:37:31] BlinkofanEye: fakcing jesty
[2024-04-21 01:37:37] BlinkofanEye: i boof sunny D
[2024-04-21 01:37:44] Capt_Jack: lol
[2024-04-21 01:37:45] BlinkofanEye: tastes more orangey that way
[2024-04-21 01:37:55] Peeper: lol
[2024-04-21 01:37:56] Killer_KahnDavey: gosh
[2024-04-21 01:37:56] BlinkofanEye: mines cleared
[2024-04-21 01:38:05] BlinkofanEye: this map is balls
[2024-04-21 01:38:07] Killer_KahnDavey: can you taste stuff when you boof it?
[2024-04-21 01:38:09] tohsdaehmoob: no peeping
[2024-04-21 01:38:12] BlinkofanEye: duno prob not
[2024-04-21 01:38:26] Killer_KahnDavey: they claim if you touch DMSO you can taste garlic
[2024-04-21 01:38:35] BlinkofanEye: DMSO?
[2024-04-21 01:38:50] Killer_KahnDavey: dimethylsulfoxide
[2024-04-21 01:38:52] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: from pot?
[2024-04-21 01:38:53] Killer_KahnDavey: duh
[2024-04-21 01:39:01] BlinkofanEye: ack sake
[2024-04-21 01:39:03] BlinkofanEye: this map
[2024-04-21 01:39:03] BlinkofanEye: ass
[2024-04-21 01:39:04] Killer_KahnDavey: no it's a medicine carrier used in vet work
[2024-04-21 01:39:10] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: nas vote got 5 only
[2024-04-21 01:39:11] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: lol
[2024-04-21 01:39:17] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: basrah better :D
[2024-04-21 01:39:18] BlinkofanEye: whatever vote something
[2024-04-21 01:39:23] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey bang
[2024-04-21 01:39:24] BlinkofanEye: anything but basrah anything
[2024-04-21 01:39:28] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: hey
[2024-04-21 01:39:41] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: so sea riggs? ;)
[2024-04-21 01:39:47] BlinkofanEye: ok or that
[2024-04-21 01:39:49] BlinkofanEye: or oil rigs
[2024-04-21 01:39:51] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: lmfao
[2024-04-21 01:39:52] tohsdaehmoob: dead meat
[2024-04-21 01:39:54] Killer_KahnDavey: C Rigs, C Rigs Run
[2024-04-21 01:40:13] BlinkofanEye: nub
[2024-04-21 01:40:16] Killer_KahnDavey: PIRATES
[2024-04-21 01:40:17] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: what was the taste question?
[2024-04-21 01:40:20] Killer_KahnDavey: mateys
[2024-04-21 01:40:38] BlinkofanEye: when you take drugs asswise can you taste your butt
[2024-04-21 01:40:40] Killer_KahnDavey: do schnozberries taste like schnozberries?
[2024-04-21 01:40:54] BlinkofanEye: taste the rainbow
[2024-04-21 01:41:04] Killer_KahnDavey: no when Major takes Sunny Delight by butthole, does he taste
[2024-04-21 01:41:08] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: after they been in ur ass
[2024-04-21 01:41:08] Killer_KahnDavey: Sunny Delight in his mouth hol
[2024-04-21 01:41:11] Killer_KahnDavey: hole
[2024-04-21 01:41:16] BlinkofanEye: FACKING JESTY
[2024-04-21 01:41:28] tohsdaehmoob: Sunny D can taste worse?
[2024-04-21 01:41:35] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-04-21 01:41:38] BlinkofanEye: i hate peeper
[2024-04-21 01:41:40] BlinkofanEye: hate this map
[2024-04-21 01:41:40] Killer_KahnDavey: i store all my food in my butt before eating it
[2024-04-21 01:41:42] BlinkofanEye: hate all yall
[2024-04-21 01:41:46] Killer_KahnDavey: it gets it up to a nice tepid temp
[2024-04-21 01:41:53] Peeper: lol
[2024-04-21 01:41:56] BlinkofanEye: i smuggle sunny D to jail in my butt
[2024-04-21 01:41:59] BlinkofanEye: im the fav inmate
[2024-04-21 01:42:10] Killer_KahnDavey: do they have to drink it "fresh squeezed"?
[2024-04-21 01:42:11] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: u like dingleberrys?
[2024-04-21 01:42:17] BlinkofanEye: YES
[2024-04-21 01:42:28] BlinkofanEye: pressure canned
[2024-04-21 01:42:30] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: haha
[2024-04-21 01:42:32] tohsdaehmoob: SOB
[2024-04-21 01:42:49] Killer_KahnDavey: Farmer Dave, i like to imagine you as one
[2024-04-21 01:42:51] BlinkofanEye: peeper come fight like the man you arent
[2024-04-21 01:42:52] Killer_KahnDavey: of the original signers
[2024-04-21 01:43:01] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-04-21 01:43:04] Peeper: gonna let yall have the bots....w
[2024-04-21 01:43:07] Killer_KahnDavey: 'Framer Dave"
[2024-04-21 01:43:19] Peeper: not into playin bots all night
[2024-04-21 01:43:30] Killer_KahnDavey: i'd play with boobs all night
[2024-04-21 01:43:33] Killer_KahnDavey: wy not bots
[2024-04-21 01:43:38] -[HELLO]-JESTER: change after this map
[2024-04-21 01:43:43] BlinkofanEye: cause you suck kkd
[2024-04-21 01:43:45] Farmer Dave: greetings!
[2024-04-21 01:43:51] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: what u want to do peeps?
[2024-04-21 01:43:53] Killer_KahnDavey: :*(w
[2024-04-21 01:43:56] BlinkofanEye: w
[2024-04-21 01:43:57] BlinkofanEye: jk jk
[2024-04-21 01:44:06] Killer_KahnDavey: thx lol
[2024-04-21 01:44:09] Peeper: anything but bots
[2024-04-21 01:44:11] tohsdaehmoob: i'm gonna Boof peeper
[2024-04-21 01:44:18] Killer_KahnDavey: sry just had to go on records about boobs
[2024-04-21 01:44:23] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: el al/
[2024-04-21 01:44:24] Killer_KahnDavey: keep dying while typing lool
[2024-04-21 01:44:27] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: ?
[2024-04-21 01:44:28] BlinkofanEye: el al good with me
[2024-04-21 01:44:36] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: hell no
[2024-04-21 01:44:39] Killer_KahnDavey: any alamein
[2024-04-21 01:44:43] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: bragggg
[2024-04-21 01:44:47] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-21 01:44:56] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: ohyeah
[2024-04-21 01:45:11] Killer_KahnDavey: mebbe i'll go play FHSW if anybody left on that server
[2024-04-21 01:45:18] Killer_KahnDavey: i'm suffering on here tonight
[2024-04-21 01:45:31] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: enjoy coop
[2024-04-21 01:45:33] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: with 0 ;)
[2024-04-21 01:45:51] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: too late for FH
[2024-04-21 01:45:52] Killer_KahnDavey: MAYBE I WILL
[2024-04-21 01:45:54] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: lol
[2024-04-21 01:45:55] Killer_KahnDavey: yeah
[2024-04-21 01:45:59] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: they all asleeep
[2024-04-21 01:46:03] Killer_KahnDavey: all those guys are Euro-pean on my shoes
[2024-04-21 01:46:18] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2024-04-21 01:46:22] Peeper: nite all...maybe tomorrow night
[2024-04-21 01:46:24] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: !nextmap
[2024-04-21 01:46:26] BlinkofanEye: i europeed in my shoes once
[2024-04-21 01:46:32] Killer_KahnDavey: night peepz
[2024-04-21 01:46:37] BlinkofanEye: 17 minute of boofing
[2024-04-21 01:46:42] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: lol peeper will be back in 20
[2024-04-21 01:46:46] -[HELLO]-BangBangOw: he does this every night
[2024-04-21 01:46:46] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: ut oh
[2024-04-21 01:46:58] Killer_KahnDavey: i bet classic Batman Boofed some bad guys once
[2024-04-21 01:47:01] Killer_KahnDavey: BIFF BOFF POW BOOF
[2024-04-21 01:47:16] BlinkofanEye: your jokes are like my dad's dad jokes kkd
[2024-04-21 01:47:19] Killer_KahnDavey: i got no beef with that boof
[2024-04-21 01:47:26] BlinkofanEye: i pity the boof
[2024-04-21 01:47:27] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-21 01:47:33] Killer_KahnDavey: lol strimmer
[2024-04-21 01:47:42] Killer_KahnDavey: go back to cutting grass in your lawn
[2024-04-21 01:47:47] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: u saying he is crothchity'
[2024-04-21 01:47:58] Killer_KahnDavey: crotchitty chitty bang bang
[2024-04-21 01:48:00] BlinkofanEye: facking bot just pwned me
[2024-04-21 01:48:08] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-04-21 01:48:10] BlinkofanEye: VOOOFED
[2024-04-21 01:48:18] BlinkofanEye: try aiming bud
[2024-04-21 01:48:26] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-04-21 01:48:27] BlinkofanEye: SONOFA
[2024-04-21 01:48:29] tohsdaehmoob: not a scratch
[2024-04-21 01:48:41] -[HELLO]-JESTER: i see
[2024-04-21 01:48:42] Killer_KahnDavey: up north, they say "Ufda"
[2024-04-21 01:48:50] BlinkofanEye: boofda
[2024-04-21 01:48:54] Killer_KahnDavey: if they make a mistake while boofing, they would hav to say
[2024-04-21 01:48:54] Killer_KahnDavey: Boofda
[2024-04-21 01:49:05] Killer_KahnDavey: strimm gets it
[2024-04-21 01:49:11] BlinkofanEye: i ganked your joke
[2024-04-21 01:49:16] Killer_KahnDavey: yeah man
[2024-04-21 01:49:22] BlinkofanEye: kd how old ru
[2024-04-21 01:49:23] Killer_KahnDavey: typical dad joke move
[2024-04-21 01:49:28] Killer_KahnDavey: 36, father of 4
[2024-04-21 01:49:32] BlinkofanEye: ah a youngin
[2024-04-21 01:49:34] Killer_KahnDavey: working on my dad joke repertoire
[2024-04-21 01:49:37] BlinkofanEye: father of 4 fack me
[2024-04-21 01:49:54] Killer_KahnDavey: i tis a youngling
[2024-04-21 01:49:55] Farmer Dave: sorry
[2024-04-21 01:50:04] Killer_KahnDavey: sok
[2024-04-21 01:50:08] BlinkofanEye: tell your wife shes spawncamping
[2024-04-21 01:50:08] Killer_KahnDavey: salright salright
[2024-04-21 01:50:09] tohsdaehmoob: grrrrrrrrr
[2024-04-21 01:50:28] Killer_KahnDavey: is that where you camp near your kids?
[2024-04-21 01:50:35] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: brett is on my list
[2024-04-21 01:50:35] tohsdaehmoob: what do you call someone with no body and no nose?
[2024-04-21 01:50:36] BlinkofanEye: no near your spawn
[2024-04-21 01:50:47] BlinkofanEye: nice spot jack
[2024-04-21 01:50:59] Killer_KahnDavey: nobody knows
[2024-04-21 01:51:05] Capt_Jack: ty
[2024-04-21 01:51:09] BlinkofanEye: nice kkd
[2024-04-21 01:51:27] Killer_KahnDavey: is that really the answer?
[2024-04-21 01:51:37] BlinkofanEye: must be
[2024-04-21 01:51:39] tohsdaehmoob: nobody knows
[2024-04-21 01:51:43] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-04-21 01:51:49] Killer_KahnDavey: badum tssssss
[2024-04-21 01:52:00] Capt_Jack: lol
[2024-04-21 01:52:04] Killer_KahnDavey: with the world's tiniest high-hat
[2024-04-21 01:52:21] tohsdaehmoob: what do you call a deer with no eyes?
[2024-04-21 01:52:31] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: dave, u get brown eggs or white?
[2024-04-21 01:52:32] BlinkofanEye: no idear
[2024-04-21 01:52:38] tohsdaehmoob: you got it
[2024-04-21 01:52:42] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-04-21 01:52:44] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-04-21 01:52:46] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol thats funny
[2024-04-21 01:52:47] Farmer Dave: brown
[2024-04-21 01:53:02] BlinkofanEye: brb gotta tell my wife these
[2024-04-21 01:53:03] Killer_KahnDavey: what do you call a sheep with no legs
[2024-04-21 01:53:09] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-04-21 01:53:11] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: is that a racistquestion?
[2024-04-21 01:53:12] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-04-21 01:53:30] Killer_KahnDavey: only if it's a black sheep
[2024-04-21 01:53:35] tohsdaehmoob: dunno
[2024-04-21 01:53:39] Killer_KahnDavey: a cloud
[2024-04-21 01:53:43] tohsdaehmoob: ooof
[2024-04-21 01:54:03] Killer_KahnDavey: what do you call a cow with no legs?
[2024-04-21 01:54:06] tohsdaehmoob: what do you call a dog with no legs?
[2024-04-21 01:54:22] wildcard: cigarette
[2024-04-21 01:54:24] Killer_KahnDavey: all bark
[2024-04-21 01:54:39] Killer_KahnDavey: a taxi?
[2024-04-21 01:54:44] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: why do mostt farmers get brown eggs and commecial is white
[2024-04-21 01:54:45] tohsdaehmoob: you can call him anything, but he ain't coming
[2024-04-21 01:55:01] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-04-21 01:55:06] Killer_KahnDavey: these are GOLD, Jerry
[2024-04-21 01:55:08] Killer_KahnDavey: GOLD
[2024-04-21 01:55:25] wildcard: cigarette and you can take him out for a drag
[2024-04-21 01:55:48] tohsdaehmoob: ok, not my fav: what does a stripper do with her a-hole
[2024-04-21 01:55:52] tohsdaehmoob: right before work?
[2024-04-21 01:56:07] Capt_Jack: sry killer
[2024-04-21 01:56:11] Killer_KahnDavey: sok
[2024-04-21 01:56:17] Killer_KahnDavey: busy telling my wife these jokes too