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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - berlin - 2024-05-22 02:55:01 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2024-05-22 02:55:57] Mr. Fox: whered everyone go?
[2024-05-22 02:56:28] tohsdaehmoob: probably out jerking their meat
[2024-05-22 02:57:23] _Brain Damage_: back
[2024-05-22 02:57:33] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-22 02:57:45] tohsdaehmoob: just in time to blow up
[2024-05-22 02:58:10] _Brain Damage_: at least we hit 12 players last map?
[2024-05-22 02:58:16] _Brain Damage_: +10 tho
[2024-05-22 02:58:22] Mr. Fox: what was the last map?
[2024-05-22 02:58:26] _Brain Damage_: nas
[2024-05-22 02:58:30] Mr. Fox: gross
[2024-05-22 02:58:42] -[HELLO]-JESTER: now fox comes back lol
[2024-05-22 02:58:44] tohsdaehmoob: i made Crash cry
[2024-05-22 02:58:52] Mr. Fox: lol it was dinner time
[2024-05-22 02:58:55] _Brain Damage_: me too
[2024-05-22 02:58:58] -[HELLO]-JESTER: oh
[2024-05-22 02:59:11] tohsdaehmoob: it's always dinner time at Brain's house
[2024-05-22 02:59:22] tohsdaehmoob: no wonder there was a famine in Afrika
[2024-05-22 02:59:30] _Brain Damage_: gotta reheat food the troops soon
[2024-05-22 02:59:36] _Brain Damage_: I take care of my troops
[2024-05-22 02:59:46] _Brain Damage_: We are the children
[2024-05-22 03:00:13] _Brain Damage_: it's real perfect song in my sense
[2024-05-22 03:00:16] tohsdaehmoob: u fugger, i've been singing that daily
[2024-05-22 03:00:36] _Brain Damage_: same at 11 wanted to get them all
[2024-05-22 03:00:55] _Brain Damage_: was it 1982?
[2024-05-22 03:01:02] _Brain Damage_: I was 7 when it came out
[2024-05-22 03:01:18] _Brain Damage_: born 75
[2024-05-22 03:01:28] tohsdaehmoob: 72 here
[2024-05-22 03:01:39] _Brain Damage_: near 50 I'm afraid here
[2024-05-22 03:02:39] tohsdaehmoob: u FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[2024-05-22 03:02:47] _Brain Damage_: I'm defending
[2024-05-22 03:02:59] tohsdaehmoob: there's a choice were making
[2024-05-22 03:03:07] tohsdaehmoob: we're shaving our own wives
[2024-05-22 03:03:08] _Brain Damage_: tina turner?
[2024-05-22 03:03:14] _Brain Damage_: ROFL
[2024-05-22 03:03:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2024-05-22 03:03:18] tohsdaehmoob: it's true we make a better day for you and me
[2024-05-22 03:03:45] _Brain Damage_: MJ says "brighter day or"
[2024-05-22 03:03:55] _Brain Damage_: I think he does... dunno
[2024-05-22 03:04:19] _Brain Damage_: great diction is important for singers
[2024-05-22 03:04:22] tohsdaehmoob: you know why MJ likes making love to twenty-eight year olds?
[2024-05-22 03:04:37] tohsdaehmoob: there's twenty of them
[2024-05-22 03:04:39] BlinkofanEye: we all know you like great dick bd
[2024-05-22 03:04:46] BlinkofanEye: SONOFA
[2024-05-22 03:04:59] BlinkofanEye: wtf where is evrybody
[2024-05-22 03:05:01] _Brain Damage_: how do you know did we share our dicks?
[2024-05-22 03:05:10] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY STRIMM
[2024-05-22 03:05:20] BlinkofanEye: sup jesty
[2024-05-22 03:05:30] _Brain Damage_: I think we were hetero polyamoours
[2024-05-22 03:05:30] tohsdaehmoob: how did you not die?
[2024-05-22 03:05:32] BlinkofanEye: FACK
[2024-05-22 03:05:32] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hope some will come in late
[2024-05-22 03:05:33] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-22 03:05:43] BlinkofanEye: that what your mom said jest
[2024-05-22 03:05:46] _Brain Damage_: u missed nas
[2024-05-22 03:05:50] tohsdaehmoob: i'm going to come in hand
[2024-05-22 03:05:59] BlinkofanEye: i know i was working out
[2024-05-22 03:06:04] _Brain Damage_: want alrts in discord for nas map?
[2024-05-22 03:06:11] tohsdaehmoob: lol, strimmy has a muscle
[2024-05-22 03:06:13] BlinkofanEye: i saw it
[2024-05-22 03:06:16] BlinkofanEye: yeah just one
[2024-05-22 03:06:31] BlinkofanEye: its more for muscle balancing than geting big
[2024-05-22 03:06:32] _Brain Damage_: a dick is 2 muscles u ignorants
[2024-05-22 03:06:38] BlinkofanEye: i push my scrawny body too much
[2024-05-22 03:06:58] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-22 03:07:02] _Brain Damage_: SIT NUB
[2024-05-22 03:07:02] tohsdaehmoob: scrawnny down
[2024-05-22 03:07:03] BlinkofanEye: FIGHT YOR OWN FIGHTS YOU MOOB
[2024-05-22 03:07:05] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-22 03:07:21] BlinkofanEye: i will own you both
[2024-05-22 03:07:23] BlinkofanEye: typing
[2024-05-22 03:07:25] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-22 03:07:36] _Brain Damage_: u need practice blink u getting older
[2024-05-22 03:07:43] BlinkofanEye: wut
[2024-05-22 03:07:48] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-22 03:07:55] _Brain Damage_: you have become a weak player
[2024-05-22 03:07:56] tohsdaehmoob: git some, Brain
[2024-05-22 03:08:13] _Brain Damage_: check your KDR
[2024-05-22 03:08:15] BlinkofanEye: nub
[2024-05-22 03:08:19] tohsdaehmoob: basturd
[2024-05-22 03:08:34] BlinkofanEye: i cant hear you over all the dying usanoobs
[2024-05-22 03:08:41] BlinkofanEye: SONOFA
[2024-05-22 03:08:42] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-22 03:08:52] BlinkofanEye: this is crazy where is everyone
[2024-05-22 03:08:56] tohsdaehmoob: dead guy speaking
[2024-05-22 03:09:05] tohsdaehmoob: it's wednesday dude
[2024-05-22 03:09:09] _Brain Damage_: call your boyfriends from gays bars
[2024-05-22 03:09:11] tohsdaehmoob: people are sleeping for work
[2024-05-22 03:09:19] BlinkofanEye: wednesday is my saturday
[2024-05-22 03:09:39] _Brain Damage_: why u say wednesday
[2024-05-22 03:09:46] tohsdaehmoob: and anal is my vagina
[2024-05-22 03:09:46] _Brain Damage_: it's tuesday night
[2024-05-22 03:09:52] BlinkofanEye: i have off tues-thurs
[2024-05-22 03:09:55] BlinkofanEye: and sat sun
[2024-05-22 03:10:00] BlinkofanEye: sometimes not sat
[2024-05-22 03:10:14] tohsdaehmoob: so Mon and Fri?
[2024-05-22 03:10:18] BlinkofanEye: yep
[2024-05-22 03:10:22] tohsdaehmoob: what the hell kind of job is that?
[2024-05-22 03:10:23] BlinkofanEye: and every othe rast
[2024-05-22 03:10:23] BlinkofanEye: at
[2024-05-22 03:10:27] tohsdaehmoob: a blow job?
[2024-05-22 03:10:28] BlinkofanEye: asswiper
[2024-05-22 03:10:42] BlinkofanEye: not joking
[2024-05-22 03:10:43] _Brain Damage_: pls die
[2024-05-22 03:10:45] _Brain Damage_: nub
[2024-05-22 03:10:46] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-22 03:10:51] tohsdaehmoob: please explain
[2024-05-22 03:10:57] BlinkofanEye: woman with CP
[2024-05-22 03:11:02] BlinkofanEye: caregiver
[2024-05-22 03:11:02] _Brain Damage_: hahahahz
[2024-05-22 03:11:03] BlinkofanEye: part time
[2024-05-22 03:11:08] tohsdaehmoob: oooof
[2024-05-22 03:11:14] tohsdaehmoob: good for you, man
[2024-05-22 03:11:17] BlinkofanEye: meh
[2024-05-22 03:11:19] BlinkofanEye: its a job
[2024-05-22 03:11:22] BlinkofanEye: my wife makes more
[2024-05-22 03:11:23] _Brain Damage_: sry tk
[2024-05-22 03:11:31] BlinkofanEye: mostly its sitting on her couch
[2024-05-22 03:11:32] tohsdaehmoob: what she do?
[2024-05-22 03:11:37] _Brain Damage_: ROFL
[2024-05-22 03:11:38] BlinkofanEye: she pretends to work for a nonprofit
[2024-05-22 03:11:45] BlinkofanEye: WFR BS job
[2024-05-22 03:11:56] tohsdaehmoob: you another filthy liberal like me then!
[2024-05-22 03:12:05] BlinkofanEye: htf am i a liberal
[2024-05-22 03:12:12] BlinkofanEye: im not rettarded
[2024-05-22 03:12:13] BlinkofanEye: im neither
[2024-05-22 03:12:24] tohsdaehmoob: caring for the less fortunate
[2024-05-22 03:12:32] tohsdaehmoob: that's a very liberal thing to do
[2024-05-22 03:12:37] BlinkofanEye: i dont project my weakness on people no
[2024-05-22 03:12:39] BlinkofanEye: so im ot a liberal
[2024-05-22 03:12:45] BlinkofanEye: shes pathetic and self pitying
[2024-05-22 03:12:47] _Brain Damage_: you're a retard simultator
[2024-05-22 03:13:08] tohsdaehmoob: yeah grow up, own your Palsy
[2024-05-22 03:13:16] tohsdaehmoob: dumb biatch
[2024-05-22 03:13:17] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-22 03:13:24] BlinkofanEye: no but its how you handle it
[2024-05-22 03:13:33] tohsdaehmoob: is it?
[2024-05-22 03:13:35] BlinkofanEye: she plays victim in everything
[2024-05-22 03:13:44] _Brain Damage_: our wife?
[2024-05-22 03:13:44] BlinkofanEye: constantly looks for ways to blame everyone else
[2024-05-22 03:13:48] tohsdaehmoob: isn't it her right to wish he was normal?
[2024-05-22 03:13:52] BlinkofanEye: plays the im disabled and people don make it easy fo me card
[2024-05-22 03:14:16] tohsdaehmoob: what a libtard
[2024-05-22 03:14:19] BlinkofanEye: theres grieving and then theres wallowing
[2024-05-22 03:14:52] Mr. Fox: c4 here
[2024-05-22 03:14:59] tohsdaehmoob: it must take a brave man to look down on the disabled
[2024-05-22 03:15:07] BlinkofanEye: oh jesus moob
[2024-05-22 03:15:08] -[HELLO]-JESTER: gj
[2024-05-22 03:15:12] tohsdaehmoob: why don't you just kill her?
[2024-05-22 03:15:12] BlinkofanEye: the thing is
[2024-05-22 03:15:17] tohsdaehmoob: one pillow, over
[2024-05-22 03:15:18] BlinkofanEye: all her other caregivers enable her
[2024-05-22 03:15:23] BlinkofanEye: let her play the card
[2024-05-22 03:15:27] _Brain Damage_: annoying fox
[2024-05-22 03:15:29] BlinkofanEye: i make her actually exert herself
[2024-05-22 03:15:38] _Brain Damage_: kill this little beast TEAM
[2024-05-22 03:15:51] BlinkofanEye: anyways interpret that as you wull
[2024-05-22 03:15:58] BlinkofanEye: not everyone has awareness of self victimizationd
[2024-05-22 03:16:05] _Brain Damage_: lol fox
[2024-05-22 03:16:06] BlinkofanEye: its pretty prevalent, and not just in handicapped community
[2024-05-22 03:16:08] tohsdaehmoob: SUCKERS
[2024-05-22 03:16:12] _Brain Damage_: u gotta be a zombie
[2024-05-22 03:16:18] _Brain Damage_: immortal
[2024-05-22 03:16:20] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-05-22 03:16:28] Mr. Fox: you have to hit me BD
[2024-05-22 03:16:43] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-05-22 03:16:49] tohsdaehmoob: you know who i hate?
[2024-05-22 03:16:54] tohsdaehmoob: Michael J Fox
[2024-05-22 03:17:03] tohsdaehmoob: always bitching about his Parkinsons
[2024-05-22 03:17:06] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-22 03:17:17] tohsdaehmoob: grow up, dude
[2024-05-22 03:17:20] BlinkofanEye: libs do like their simplistic black and white
[2024-05-22 03:17:21] BlinkofanEye: good and bad
[2024-05-22 03:17:27] BlinkofanEye: just like conservatards
[2024-05-22 03:17:39] BlinkofanEye: just reverse the teams, its that easy!
[2024-05-22 03:17:49] _Brain Damage_: you're a marxist-leninist blink !
[2024-05-22 03:17:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol michael j fox
[2024-05-22 03:17:59] _Brain Damage_: lo; M j FOX
[2024-05-22 03:18:05] _Brain Damage_: we are old
[2024-05-22 03:18:07] tohsdaehmoob: except one of us aren't neo-nazis
[2024-05-22 03:18:12] BlinkofanEye: if hed just stop bitching and get in his time machine...
[2024-05-22 03:18:12] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yes
[2024-05-22 03:18:24] _Brain Damage_: rick Astley
[2024-05-22 03:18:25] tohsdaehmoob: lol
[2024-05-22 03:18:37] tohsdaehmoob: 88mph to a cure!
[2024-05-22 03:18:39] Mr. Fox: every time moobs score goes over 0, he get another tk
[2024-05-22 03:18:53] tohsdaehmoob: i like to stay humble
[2024-05-22 03:18:55] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-22 03:18:57] BlinkofanEye: im sure there are CP people who deserve pity
[2024-05-22 03:19:00] BlinkofanEye: but this lady doesnt
[2024-05-22 03:19:09] BlinkofanEye: everyone has their own plight
[2024-05-22 03:19:18] -[HELLO]-JESTER: cp?
[2024-05-22 03:19:19] BlinkofanEye: its how you deal with it
[2024-05-22 03:19:23] BlinkofanEye: cerebral palsy
[2024-05-22 03:19:29] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-22 03:19:31] BlinkofanEye: they have like spasticity in their limbs
[2024-05-22 03:19:38] _Brain Damage_: I'm Cerbral
[2024-05-22 03:19:42] BlinkofanEye: yeah clearlyw
[2024-05-22 03:19:53] BlinkofanEye: youre spastic at least
[2024-05-22 03:19:53] tohsdaehmoob: if you got it tomorrow, how do you think you'd handle it?
[2024-05-22 03:19:58] tohsdaehmoob: real question
[2024-05-22 03:19:59] -[HELLO]-JESTER: i told this joke earlier what the hardest part of eating
[2024-05-22 03:20:07] BlinkofanEye: probaly same as i handle all the other shit
[2024-05-22 03:20:10] -[HELLO]-JESTER: a vegetable strimm?
[2024-05-22 03:20:21] BlinkofanEye: with a combination of white claw and intermittent dedication
[2024-05-22 03:20:25] BlinkofanEye: no not a vegetable
[2024-05-22 03:20:27] BlinkofanEye: she can do a bunch
[2024-05-22 03:20:29] Mr. Fox: goos!
[2024-05-22 03:20:31] Goosey: :D
[2024-05-22 03:20:33] BlinkofanEye: but just not fine motor control
[2024-05-22 03:20:33] BlinkofanEye: sup goose
[2024-05-22 03:20:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: ok
[2024-05-22 03:20:48] BlinkofanEye: neon
[2024-05-22 03:20:53] Goosey: hey hey
[2024-05-22 03:20:57] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey goosey
[2024-05-22 03:21:08] Goosey: yo
[2024-05-22 03:21:11] BlinkofanEye: moob stop donating money to poor people and play
[2024-05-22 03:21:12] _Brain Damage_: hey
[2024-05-22 03:21:14] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2024-05-22 03:21:20] _Brain Damage_: Zoo event YAY animal
[2024-05-22 03:21:21] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-22 03:21:28] _Brain Damage_: where Girrafe player not yet in?
[2024-05-22 03:21:34] tohsdaehmoob: i got a joke for you strimm
[2024-05-22 03:21:36] Mr. Fox: sry i took your points
[2024-05-22 03:21:39] BlinkofanEye: sup
[2024-05-22 03:21:47] BlinkofanEye: BD"s gameplay?
[2024-05-22 03:21:50] BlinkofanEye: BD's
[2024-05-22 03:22:04] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OK YOU HAVENT KILLED ME TONITE LOL
[2024-05-22 03:22:12] BlinkofanEye: whats the joke
[2024-05-22 03:22:14] _Brain Damage_: gotcha tactically twice
[2024-05-22 03:22:21] BlinkofanEye: fack sorry fox
[2024-05-22 03:22:28] tohsdaehmoob: how old your daughter? I don't want to offend
[2024-05-22 03:22:31] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NEVERMIND
[2024-05-22 03:22:37] BlinkofanEye: 4
[2024-05-22 03:22:42] BlinkofanEye: shes also disabled
[2024-05-22 03:22:48] tohsdaehmoob: ok great
[2024-05-22 03:22:53] tohsdaehmoob: wait seriously?
[2024-05-22 03:22:55] tohsdaehmoob: not great
[2024-05-22 03:22:57] BlinkofanEye: yes
[2024-05-22 03:22:59] -[HELLO]-JESTER: wife and daughter right
[2024-05-22 03:23:02] tohsdaehmoob: ahh fuk
[2024-05-22 03:23:04] tohsdaehmoob: sorry
[2024-05-22 03:23:05] BlinkofanEye: cancer at 1.5
[2024-05-22 03:23:13] tohsdaehmoob: jeeezus
[2024-05-22 03:23:14] BlinkofanEye: surgery removed her ability to poop and pee on her own
[2024-05-22 03:23:19] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lord have mercy
[2024-05-22 03:23:21] BlinkofanEye: cathing 4-6x per day. enema every night
[2024-05-22 03:23:23] tohsdaehmoob: i'm so sorry
[2024-05-22 03:23:29] Goosey: ah jeesus
[2024-05-22 03:23:31] BlinkofanEye: no worries. shes vibrant
[2024-05-22 03:23:48] Goosey: ns
[2024-05-22 03:23:49] tohsdaehmoob: <3
[2024-05-22 03:24:01] BlinkofanEye: and my wife is retarded
[2024-05-22 03:24:02] BlinkofanEye: xD
[2024-05-22 03:24:17] -[HELLO]-JESTER: strimm just tell yourself thats all the love coming out
[2024-05-22 03:24:26] BlinkofanEye: what is?
[2024-05-22 03:24:26] -[HELLO]-JESTER: so neww love can come in
[2024-05-22 03:24:36] tohsdaehmoob: ok why Michael Jackson love making love to twenty-eight y/o's?
[2024-05-22 03:24:41] Goosey: soz tk
[2024-05-22 03:24:49] BlinkofanEye: you already told a variatio of this
[2024-05-22 03:24:49] BlinkofanEye: good joke tho
[2024-05-22 03:24:54] -[HELLO]-JESTER: why
[2024-05-22 03:25:12] tohsdaehmoob: ok what does a stripper do to her a-hole right before work?
[2024-05-22 03:25:21] BlinkofanEye: tis one too
[2024-05-22 03:25:23] _Brain Damage_: lol just got horroble joke
[2024-05-22 03:25:23] BlinkofanEye: but i forgot
[2024-05-22 03:25:25] tohsdaehmoob: DAM
[2024-05-22 03:25:29] BlinkofanEye: drops him off at band practice