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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - el_alamein - 2024-05-22 03:26:01 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2024-05-22 03:26:46] BlinkofanEye: fackin ghost town
[2024-05-22 03:26:52] BlinkofanEye: get new jojkes moob
[2024-05-22 03:26:58] Goosey: yeh usually more this time?
[2024-05-22 03:27:00] BlinkofanEye: maybe you can sign up for free joke college with Biden
[2024-05-22 03:27:02] BlinkofanEye: usually
[2024-05-22 03:27:18] tohsdaehmoob: what's worse than a cardboard box?
[2024-05-22 03:27:23] BlinkofanEye: what
[2024-05-22 03:27:27] tohsdaehmoob: paper tits
[2024-05-22 03:27:31] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-22 03:27:55] BlinkofanEye: facking ran over myself mid air
[2024-05-22 03:28:07] tohsdaehmoob: how about the boy and man walking throught the woods?
[2024-05-22 03:28:14] Goosey: hear about the Irish woodworm?
[2024-05-22 03:28:25] tohsdaehmoob: no
[2024-05-22 03:28:32] Goosey: found dead in a brick
[2024-05-22 03:28:43] tohsdaehmoob: hahaha
[2024-05-22 03:28:52] BlinkofanEye: NICE
[2024-05-22 03:28:53] BlinkofanEye: haha
[2024-05-22 03:28:57] tohsdaehmoob: oh jester
[2024-05-22 03:29:03] tohsdaehmoob: boy and man in woods?
[2024-05-22 03:29:03] Mr. Fox: RAMMING SPEED
[2024-05-22 03:29:05] BlinkofanEye: shitty thing about my daughter also
[2024-05-22 03:29:16] BlinkofanEye: its the nerves that enervate for pleasure about sex and also
[2024-05-22 03:29:17] BlinkofanEye: childbirth
[2024-05-22 03:29:27] BlinkofanEye: basically removed all the most vital functions in some ways
[2024-05-22 03:29:42] BlinkofanEye: feel sorry to break that to her someday
[2024-05-22 03:29:43] tohsdaehmoob: sheesh
[2024-05-22 03:29:47] BlinkofanEye: i mean she could do c sectio
[2024-05-22 03:29:49] BlinkofanEye: ni think
[2024-05-22 03:29:59] BlinkofanEye: and i think she gets some pleasure
[2024-05-22 03:30:00] BlinkofanEye: but not sure
[2024-05-22 03:30:28] BlinkofanEye: bonk
[2024-05-22 03:30:42] BlinkofanEye: small helo vs hind is like a mosquito
[2024-05-22 03:31:19] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2024-05-22 03:31:24] BlinkofanEye: almoist
[2024-05-22 03:31:27] Goosey: yeh
[2024-05-22 03:31:38] BlinkofanEye: moob i almost was paralyzed
[2024-05-22 03:31:46] BlinkofanEye: i fell 85' out of a tree when i was 24
[2024-05-22 03:31:52] _Brain Damage_: meeep
[2024-05-22 03:32:04] tohsdaehmoob: dang
[2024-05-22 03:32:05] Goosey: thats a long way
[2024-05-22 03:32:15] BlinkofanEye: crushed my lungs and i was in middle of woods
[2024-05-22 03:32:16] BlinkofanEye: couldnt yell
[2024-05-22 03:32:26] BlinkofanEye: 3 broken ribs, 3 vertebrae
[2024-05-22 03:32:30] BlinkofanEye: walked a 1/2 mile back to camp
[2024-05-22 03:32:33] BlinkofanEye: with amnesia
[2024-05-22 03:32:41] tohsdaehmoob: daaaamn
[2024-05-22 03:32:41] BlinkofanEye: went wrong way first
[2024-05-22 03:32:49] BlinkofanEye: it was the most amazing feeling
[2024-05-22 03:32:55] BlinkofanEye: the adrenaline makes everything crystal clear
[2024-05-22 03:33:01] -[HELLO]-JESTER: how you remember how to get back to camp
[2024-05-22 03:33:01] BlinkofanEye: "if i dont get back to camp im gonna die"
[2024-05-22 03:33:04] tohsdaehmoob: i get it
[2024-05-22 03:33:04] BlinkofanEye: like no emotion whatsoever
[2024-05-22 03:33:19] BlinkofanEye: went wrong way at first. on a trail i walked 1000x
[2024-05-22 03:33:23] BlinkofanEye: then a bit came back
[2024-05-22 03:33:39] BlinkofanEye: i basically had to guess i fell out of the tree at first
[2024-05-22 03:33:49] BlinkofanEye: just had weird sensations in my body layin under this tree in t
[2024-05-22 03:33:50] BlinkofanEye: the woods
[2024-05-22 03:34:11] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-22 03:34:12] BlinkofanEye: nt fox
[2024-05-22 03:34:19] BlinkofanEye: too many stingers nearby lol
[2024-05-22 03:34:56] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAh
[2024-05-22 03:34:57] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-05-22 03:35:20] Goosey: oh u ...
[2024-05-22 03:35:24] -[HELLO]-JESTER: heheheh
[2024-05-22 03:35:27] BlinkofanEye: gj jest
[2024-05-22 03:35:35] Goosey: prefer you on your belly!
[2024-05-22 03:35:43] Mr. Fox: kinky
[2024-05-22 03:35:45] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-22 03:35:52] Goosey: ha
[2024-05-22 03:35:55] BlinkofanEye: they put me on wool blanket, backboard,atv, ambulance, then hel
[2024-05-22 03:36:02] BlinkofanEye: paramedics got all the toys out
[2024-05-22 03:36:10] BlinkofanEye: helo(
[2024-05-22 03:36:21] -[HELLO]-JESTER: fox how you not die?
[2024-05-22 03:36:28] BlinkofanEye: nothin internal
[2024-05-22 03:36:34] BlinkofanEye: hit a lot of branches
[2024-05-22 03:36:43] Mr. Fox: when?
[2024-05-22 03:36:43] BlinkofanEye: white pines have branches that break easily
[2024-05-22 03:36:47] BlinkofanEye: any other tree prob not
[2024-05-22 03:36:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: when
[2024-05-22 03:36:55] Goosey: like in the movies
[2024-05-22 03:36:56] BlinkofanEye: they also slope inward so kept me inside of tree
[2024-05-22 03:36:59] BlinkofanEye: uh 16 years ago
[2024-05-22 03:37:03] BlinkofanEye: yeah exactly
[2024-05-22 03:37:07] BlinkofanEye: like a fricken cartoon
[2024-05-22 03:37:09] tohsdaehmoob: oYEH
[2024-05-22 03:37:11] Mr. Fox: when didnt i die?
[2024-05-22 03:37:16] BlinkofanEye: i blacked out but another guy climbed it and took pics of all
[2024-05-22 03:37:18] BlinkofanEye: the brancehs i broke
[2024-05-22 03:37:24] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yea
[2024-05-22 03:37:39] Mr. Fox: ?
[2024-05-22 03:37:42] BlinkofanEye: OMG
[2024-05-22 03:37:43] _Brain Damage_: car accident blink?
[2024-05-22 03:37:46] BlinkofanEye: bwahahaha
[2024-05-22 03:37:47] BlinkofanEye: NICE
[2024-05-22 03:37:51] BlinkofanEye: mid air bombing
[2024-05-22 03:38:01] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-22 03:38:30] BlinkofanEye: they asked me who the president was in the ambi
[2024-05-22 03:38:37] BlinkofanEye: i said reagan to fack with them
[2024-05-22 03:38:38] BlinkofanEye: lolol
[2024-05-22 03:38:56] Goosey: ha
[2024-05-22 03:39:17] BlinkofanEye: lns
[2024-05-22 03:39:21] Goosey: who actually was it at the time? Bush?
[2024-05-22 03:39:29] tohsdaehmoob: oYEAH
[2024-05-22 03:39:29] Goosey: Obama?
[2024-05-22 03:39:33] _Brain Damage_: oyheaaah TOO
[2024-05-22 03:39:35] BlinkofanEye: was like 2008-2009?
[2024-05-22 03:39:41] BlinkofanEye: so i guess? or obama?
[2024-05-22 03:39:44] tohsdaehmoob: Obama then
[2024-05-22 03:39:47] _Brain Damage_: Obama's beach
[2024-05-22 03:39:49] Goosey: me no idea.. aussie!
[2024-05-22 03:40:06] BlinkofanEye: n1
[2024-05-22 03:40:16] BlinkofanEye: was i this storm trooper back brace for like 3 months
[2024-05-22 03:40:23] BlinkofanEye: getting sponge bathed by the women at the commune
[2024-05-22 03:40:24] BlinkofanEye: i sh!t you not
[2024-05-22 03:40:26] BlinkofanEye: haha
[2024-05-22 03:40:32] BlinkofanEye: godamn lang filter
[2024-05-22 03:40:42] BlinkofanEye: sh|t
[2024-05-22 03:40:56] BlinkofanEye: n1
[2024-05-22 03:42:08] BlinkofanEye: shiz
[2024-05-22 03:42:09] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-05-22 03:42:10] BlinkofanEye: sorry jest
[2024-05-22 03:42:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: np
[2024-05-22 03:42:17] BlinkofanEye: rate fightin a harrier
[2024-05-22 03:42:17] Mr. Fox: holding on to 1/8 bar
[2024-05-22 03:42:27] tohsdaehmoob: woman with Cerebral Palsy in the woods, crying
[2024-05-22 03:42:36] tohsdaehmoob: hiker comes upon her...
[2024-05-22 03:42:47] BlinkofanEye: takes dump n her chest
[2024-05-22 03:42:47] tohsdaehmoob: "why are you crying?"
[2024-05-22 03:42:57] tohsdaehmoob: hahah
[2024-05-22 03:43:05] tohsdaehmoob: i guess you heard this one already
[2024-05-22 03:43:10] BlinkofanEye: no
[2024-05-22 03:43:13] BlinkofanEye: i just made tha up
[2024-05-22 03:43:22] BlinkofanEye: why hows it go
[2024-05-22 03:43:31] tohsdaehmoob: she says, "beacause i've never been hugged"
[2024-05-22 03:43:45] tohsdaehmoob: so he gives her a big hug, but she still cries
[2024-05-22 03:43:52] tohsdaehmoob: why crying now? he asks
[2024-05-22 03:44:00] -[HELLO]-JESTER: ass
[2024-05-22 03:44:00] tohsdaehmoob: why crying now? he asks
[2024-05-22 03:44:03] Mr. Fox: ; )
[2024-05-22 03:44:05] KillaB-: lol
[2024-05-22 03:44:10] tohsdaehmoob: "because I've also never been kissed"
[2024-05-22 03:44:19] tohsdaehmoob: he gives her a big kiss on the lips
[2024-05-22 03:44:21] tohsdaehmoob: still she cries
[2024-05-22 03:44:28] tohsdaehmoob: what now? he asks
[2024-05-22 03:44:29] BlinkofanEye: n1 playa
[2024-05-22 03:44:35] OMON 007: ty son
[2024-05-22 03:44:41] tohsdaehmoob: I've never been f***ked
[2024-05-22 03:44:50] tohsdaehmoob: he picks her up in his arms
[2024-05-22 03:44:51] BlinkofanEye: long ass joke
[2024-05-22 03:44:57] tohsdaehmoob: throws her into th lake
[2024-05-22 03:45:05] tohsdaehmoob: "there, now you're f****ked!"
[2024-05-22 03:45:11] BlinkofanEye: lol i heard that
[2024-05-22 03:45:12] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-05-22 03:45:13] KillaB-: i
[2024-05-22 03:45:28] BlinkofanEye: reeee
[2024-05-22 03:45:32] BlinkofanEye: lol n1
[2024-05-22 03:45:36] Goosey: :D
[2024-05-22 03:45:41] tohsdaehmoob: do it Strim.. it's the only way to end her misery
[2024-05-22 03:45:42] BlinkofanEye: here come the reres
[2024-05-22 03:45:49] BlinkofanEye: i wish
[2024-05-22 03:46:02] BlinkofanEye: my job gives me a new appreciation for natural selection
[2024-05-22 03:46:11] BlinkofanEye: and how absent it is
[2024-05-22 03:46:14] BlinkofanEye: with humanity
[2024-05-22 03:46:18] KillaB-: lol
[2024-05-22 03:46:46] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hello to the new guys that just got here
[2024-05-22 03:46:51] BlinkofanEye: sup new guys
[2024-05-22 03:46:57] BlinkofanEye: FACKIN COSTA
[2024-05-22 03:46:58] tohsdaehmoob: sounds like a goddam libtard to me
[2024-05-22 03:47:03] BlinkofanEye: u deserbed that
[2024-05-22 03:47:03] tohsdaehmoob: :D
[2024-05-22 03:47:05] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-22 03:47:05] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-22 03:47:06] BlinkofanEye: yeah totally
[2024-05-22 03:47:14] BlinkofanEye: im an off the map tard
[2024-05-22 03:47:16] KillaB-: ouch
[2024-05-22 03:47:37] BlinkofanEye: my wife stanned for bernie in 2020 or whenever
[2024-05-22 03:47:42] BlinkofanEye: of course he had no chance
[2024-05-22 03:47:48] _Brain Damage_: rofl bernie
[2024-05-22 03:48:04] tohsdaehmoob: not on the illuminati's watch!
[2024-05-22 03:48:12] BlinkofanEye: dems would rather fack thee nation than let someone decent get
[2024-05-22 03:48:13] Goosey: weekend at bernie's
[2024-05-22 03:48:24] _Brain Damage_: reptilian agenda
[2024-05-22 03:48:25] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-22 03:48:31] BlinkofanEye: do nothin demsw
[2024-05-22 03:48:37] _Brain Damage_: annunakis are coming back to earth
[2024-05-22 03:48:39] BlinkofanEye: "at least we're not repubs" is their slogan
[2024-05-22 03:48:44] BlinkofanEye: what courage
[2024-05-22 03:48:46] tohsdaehmoob: Do-Nazi Rebubs
[2024-05-22 03:49:14] tohsdaehmoob: I prefer to call them ReScuzlicans
[2024-05-22 03:49:16] BlinkofanEye: convenient to make everything about race and gender
[2024-05-22 03:49:19] BlinkofanEye: when really its class warfare
[2024-05-22 03:49:27] Goosey: 2 t72s mined near flag
[2024-05-22 03:49:34] tohsdaehmoob: yes, there's always a strawman
[2024-05-22 03:49:46] tohsdaehmoob: a boogieman
[2024-05-22 03:49:48] BlinkofanEye: NICE SGT
[2024-05-22 03:49:49] BlinkofanEye: gj
[2024-05-22 03:49:49] tohsdaehmoob: to distract
[2024-05-22 03:49:53] BlinkofanEye: word
[2024-05-22 03:49:58] -[HELLO]-JESTER: this country cant stand another deocrat pres
[2024-05-22 03:50:07] tohsdaehmoob: lol
[2024-05-22 03:50:15] BlinkofanEye: this country has cerebral palsy
[2024-05-22 03:50:18] BlinkofanEye: it cant stand period
[2024-05-22 03:50:20] tohsdaehmoob: this country won't survive another Donnie
[2024-05-22 03:50:33] BlinkofanEye: FACKIN GGOOSOOOOSE
[2024-05-22 03:50:41] tohsdaehmoob: thanks Brain
[2024-05-22 03:50:42] Goosey: hehe
[2024-05-22 03:50:44] tohsdaehmoob: saves me time
[2024-05-22 03:50:46] -[HELLO]-JESTER: donnie?
[2024-05-22 03:50:47] _Brain Damage_: well
[2024-05-22 03:50:51] _Brain Damage_: not on purpuse
[2024-05-22 03:50:59] _Brain Damage_: purpose
[2024-05-22 03:51:02] BlinkofanEye: PORPOISE
[2024-05-22 03:51:10] Mr. Fox: hey danny
[2024-05-22 03:51:17] _Brain Damage_: ppurplepoise
[2024-05-22 03:51:19] GI DANNY JOE: hey
[2024-05-22 03:51:22] tohsdaehmoob: you guys are giving me a HADDOCK
[2024-05-22 03:51:32] _Brain Damage_: hey DANY
[2024-05-22 03:51:35] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey danny joe
[2024-05-22 03:51:44] -[HELLO]-JESTER: who is allr?
[2024-05-22 03:51:44] BlinkofanEye: fack almoistttt
[2024-05-22 03:51:50] Mr. Fox: tahts bang
[2024-05-22 03:51:53] BlinkofanEye: the kids are allr
[2024-05-22 03:52:00] Goosey: lol fox
[2024-05-22 03:52:08] BlinkofanEye: sonofa
[2024-05-22 03:52:10] tohsdaehmoob: nice job you thirty-one year old fuk
[2024-05-22 03:52:11] -[HELLO]-JESTER: just to check on things?
[2024-05-22 03:52:22] BlinkofanEye: whos 31?
[2024-05-22 03:52:24] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-22 03:52:29] tohsdaehmoob: fox
[2024-05-22 03:52:31] BlinkofanEye: MAMMMIII
[2024-05-22 03:52:37] KillaB-: dammit
[2024-05-22 03:52:41] _Brain Damage_: MOOOAAAR PLAYERS
[2024-05-22 03:52:43] KillaB-: dam uuu
[2024-05-22 03:52:46] Goosey: 31 fifteen years ago
[2024-05-22 03:52:47] _Brain Damage_: that's good
[2024-05-22 03:52:51] BlinkofanEye: FACKING GOOSE
[2024-05-22 03:52:53] KillaB-: i hope u step on lego
[2024-05-22 03:52:54] BlinkofanEye: shilka by airfield
[2024-05-22 03:52:55] BlinkofanEye: by valley
[2024-05-22 03:52:57] Goosey: :D i aim to please
[2024-05-22 03:52:59] _Brain Damage_: we were 7-8 earlier
[2024-05-22 03:53:00] Mr. Fox: ; )
[2024-05-22 03:53:10] BlinkofanEye: FACKING
[2024-05-22 03:53:12] Goosey: lolol
[2024-05-22 03:53:20] BlinkofanEye: PWNRT
[2024-05-22 03:53:22] -[HELLO]-JESTER: got down to 4
[2024-05-22 03:53:23] tohsdaehmoob: ok nite bros
[2024-05-22 03:53:28] BlinkofanEye: nightlibtard
[2024-05-22 03:53:31] _Brain Damage_: should I call others on discord?
[2024-05-22 03:53:31] _Brain Damage_: maybe
[2024-05-22 03:53:37] tohsdaehmoob: i have a lot of baby batter to unleash
[2024-05-22 03:53:40] BlinkofanEye: ;p;
[2024-05-22 03:53:41] Goosey: rofl
[2024-05-22 03:53:42] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-22 03:53:44] tohsdaehmoob: sticky salty baby batter
[2024-05-22 03:53:47] BlinkofanEye: did it tickle
[2024-05-22 03:53:53] Goosey: a little
[2024-05-22 03:53:56] BlinkofanEye: bonk
[2024-05-22 03:54:11] Goosey: that was moob like action
[2024-05-22 03:54:31] -[HELLO]-JESTER: fox you use a joystick?
[2024-05-22 03:54:36] BlinkofanEye: PWNT
[2024-05-22 03:54:37] Mr. Fox: ns danny
[2024-05-22 03:54:39] _Brain Damage_: I've sent alerts to 3 afk on discord
[2024-05-22 03:54:41] Mr. Fox: yea i do
[2024-05-22 03:54:42] BlinkofanEye: he uses his joystick all day
[2024-05-22 03:54:47] BlinkofanEye: what joystick
[2024-05-22 03:54:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-22 03:55:05] BlinkofanEye: what stick fox?
[2024-05-22 03:55:08] -[HELLO]-JESTER: just watched you turn
[2024-05-22 03:55:28] _Brain Damage_: gonna buy logi 3d xtrem
[2024-05-22 03:55:37] Goosey: i reckon he has a cockpit at home
[2024-05-22 03:55:38] _Brain Damage_: best bang for the buck
[2024-05-22 03:55:39] BlinkofanEye: someone ask him which stick so we dont have to do junior high
[2024-05-22 03:55:43] Mr. Fox: thats what i use BD
[2024-05-22 03:55:45] BlinkofanEye: cockpit?
[2024-05-22 03:55:48] -[HELLO]-JESTER: you use throttle too
[2024-05-22 03:55:52] BlinkofanEye: logi 3d extrem
[2024-05-22 03:55:56] BlinkofanEye: u mean xstriim
[2024-05-22 03:56:01] _Brain Damage_: vert praised little jstick
[2024-05-22 03:56:04] Mr. Fox: i use w and s for throttle
[2024-05-22 03:56:09] Mr. Fox: except in harrier
[2024-05-22 03:56:13] _Brain Damage_: smart ;)
[2024-05-22 03:56:17] Mr. Fox: then i use the slider
[2024-05-22 03:56:20] BlinkofanEye: why except in arrier
[2024-05-22 03:56:22] BlinkofanEye: ah
[2024-05-22 03:56:23] BlinkofanEye: huh
[2024-05-22 03:56:27] -[HELLO]-JESTER: slider?
[2024-05-22 03:56:27] _Brain Damage_: why not harrier?