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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_weapon_bunkers - 2024-05-29 03:48:03 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2024-05-29 03:49:09] BlinkofanEye: incel map
[2024-05-29 03:49:09] CPAV: !@#$
[2024-05-29 03:49:18] BlinkofanEye: im only spamming nades
[2024-05-29 03:49:24] CPAV: blink is incel with children like me
[2024-05-29 03:49:30] BlinkofanEye: lolol
[2024-05-29 03:49:32] CPAV: :)
[2024-05-29 03:49:33] BlinkofanEye: partiallytru
[2024-05-29 03:49:43] BlinkofanEye: my wife gave killer bj other day tho
[2024-05-29 03:49:50] BlinkofanEye: ad toay doctor told her vagina not broken
[2024-05-29 03:50:03] CPAV: lol i still "see" my ex wife hahaha
[2024-05-29 03:50:12] CPAV: she tried to come over othewr night i said no
[2024-05-29 03:50:21] BlinkofanEye: cpav hw old r u
[2024-05-29 03:50:26] CPAV: her vagina...is broken
[2024-05-29 03:50:27] CPAV: 42
[2024-05-29 03:50:57] BlinkofanEye: my wife is preggo
[2024-05-29 03:51:04] BlinkofanEye: baby was too close to opening
[2024-05-29 03:51:06] CPAV: ahahah how old r the kids u have already
[2024-05-29 03:51:14] BlinkofanEye: 4
[2024-05-29 03:51:20] CPAV: nice
[2024-05-29 03:51:23] BlinkofanEye: u
[2024-05-29 03:51:23] tohsdaehmoob: that's called a double BJ
[2024-05-29 03:51:30] CPAV: my boy is 9...girl is 6
[2024-05-29 03:51:31] BlinkofanEye: huh moob?
[2024-05-29 03:51:38] BlinkofanEye: boy otw
[2024-05-29 03:51:39] tohsdaehmoob: too close to the opening
[2024-05-29 03:51:55] -[HELLO]-JESTER: my daughters are 37 and 35 lol
[2024-05-29 03:52:00] BlinkofanEye: jfc
[2024-05-29 03:52:01] _Roadie : hehe
[2024-05-29 03:52:06] CPAV: LOOOOL jester
[2024-05-29 03:52:06] BlinkofanEye: are you dead jester
[2024-05-29 03:52:10] _Roadie : yep yep
[2024-05-29 03:52:11] CPAV: congrats jester
[2024-05-29 03:52:17] CPAV: the grow up so fast...
[2024-05-29 03:52:33] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yes they do
[2024-05-29 03:52:37] CPAV: jester r u 65?
[2024-05-29 03:52:46] BlinkofanEye: ACK
[2024-05-29 03:52:48] BlinkofanEye: omg
[2024-05-29 03:52:49] BlinkofanEye: i facked it
[2024-05-29 03:52:50] BlinkofanEye: haha
[2024-05-29 03:52:54] BlinkofanEye: delivery
[2024-05-29 03:52:55] tohsdaehmoob: i feel like i didn't get credit for my awesome double BJ joke
[2024-05-29 03:53:04] BlinkofanEye: i still dont get it
[2024-05-29 03:53:04] BlinkofanEye: i gave up
[2024-05-29 03:53:11] CPAV: i saw it...missed it
[2024-05-29 03:53:22] tohsdaehmoob: you got a great bj
[2024-05-29 03:53:33] tohsdaehmoob: then u said baby was too close to the opening
[2024-05-29 03:53:40] tohsdaehmoob: i said 'that's called a double bj'
[2024-05-29 03:53:40] BlinkofanEye: thats vagina
[2024-05-29 03:53:44] BlinkofanEye: tha has nothing to do with bj
[2024-05-29 03:53:56] CPAV: yeah figured it was weird mo joke
[2024-05-29 03:54:03] tohsdaehmoob: well, it's vj and bj then
[2024-05-29 03:54:07] BlinkofanEye: BA
[2024-05-29 03:54:08] BlinkofanEye: fack off
[2024-05-29 03:54:09] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-29 03:54:33] BlinkofanEye: red surrender
[2024-05-29 03:54:41] BlinkofanEye: or moob will tell more jokes
[2024-05-29 03:54:50] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-29 03:55:11] tohsdaehmoob: what does a stripper do with her as*hole right before work?
[2024-05-29 03:55:35] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 03:55:36] BlinkofanEye: road
[2024-05-29 03:55:40] BlinkofanEye: i was desecratin
[2024-05-29 03:55:41] CPAV: leaves him at home
[2024-05-29 03:55:52] tohsdaehmoob: drops him off at band practice
[2024-05-29 03:55:55] CPAV: see
[2024-05-29 03:55:56] _Roadie : was there a red in there at all?
[2024-05-29 03:55:58] BlinkofanEye: omg
[2024-05-29 03:56:01] BlinkofanEye: get new jokes
[2024-05-29 03:56:04] BlinkofanEye: yeah i killed him
[2024-05-29 03:56:11] BlinkofanEye: i was hsooting his dead body
[2024-05-29 03:56:11] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-29 03:56:20] _Roadie : no tag
[2024-05-29 03:56:32] BlinkofanEye: lag arrt
[2024-05-29 03:56:49] BlinkofanEye: hia
[2024-05-29 03:57:02] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2024-05-29 03:57:14] BlinkofanEye: do you guys use external views a lot in infantry?
[2024-05-29 03:57:26] BadAim: never
[2024-05-29 03:57:31] CPAV: no
[2024-05-29 03:57:36] CPAV: rtarded
[2024-05-29 03:57:41] BlinkofanEye: it helps a lot
[2024-05-29 03:57:50] BlinkofanEye: ive rbound all but chase cam to near wasd
[2024-05-29 03:58:02] CPAV: poop
[2024-05-29 03:58:27] _Roadie : which view are you using?
[2024-05-29 03:58:30] CPAV: Q!#&^#%#^$*
[2024-05-29 03:58:38] tohsdaehmoob: at least i have a joke
[2024-05-29 03:58:45] BlinkofanEye: i bound t to rear view
[2024-05-29 03:58:49] CPAV: \stop talking about ur pp moob
[2024-05-29 03:58:54] BlinkofanEye: c to from behind
[2024-05-29 03:59:01] BlinkofanEye: and b to return to 1st person
[2024-05-29 03:59:12] BlinkofanEye: can look around walls and look behind me super fast
[2024-05-29 03:59:40] BlinkofanEye: ow
[2024-05-29 03:59:46] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-29 03:59:56] BlinkofanEye: i remapped mouse 1 to all crash's mom
[2024-05-29 04:00:09] -[HELL0]-Crash: shes better than u at this game
[2024-05-29 04:00:11] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2024-05-29 04:00:11] -[HELL0]-Crash: so thats a gr8 idea
[2024-05-29 04:00:14] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-29 04:00:17] BadAim: thnx u too
[2024-05-29 04:00:44] BlinkofanEye: its pretty umportant
[2024-05-29 04:00:53] BlinkofanEye: playing on simplke sucks cause they locked the cams out
[2024-05-29 04:00:53] BlinkofanEye: for inf
[2024-05-29 04:01:08] -[HELL0]-Crash: was that engrish
[2024-05-29 04:01:26] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-29 04:01:47] BlinkofanEye: sonofa
[2024-05-29 04:01:58] _Roadie : there we go "BA"
[2024-05-29 04:02:03] BlinkofanEye: sonofa
[2024-05-29 04:02:10] BlinkofanEye: ba baraukus
[2024-05-29 04:02:14] BadAim: imma get u road
[2024-05-29 04:02:23] _Roadie : I keep shooting Slick and not BA
[2024-05-29 04:02:37] _Roadie : once I got ya - big deal
[2024-05-29 04:02:41] tohsdaehmoob: slick is an ez shot
[2024-05-29 04:02:45] -[HELLO]-JESTER: roadie is old and feeble
[2024-05-29 04:02:52] BlinkofanEye: tru tru
[2024-05-29 04:02:54] -[HELL0]-Crash: so are my balls
[2024-05-29 04:02:56] tohsdaehmoob: but we still love him
[2024-05-29 04:03:00] BlinkofanEye: roadie gramps
[2024-05-29 04:03:02] _Roadie : come up here and say that OLD man
[2024-05-29 04:03:08] -[HELLO]-JESTER: oh yes we do
[2024-05-29 04:03:21] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-29 04:03:24] -[HELL0]-Crash: fight fight fight
[2024-05-29 04:03:26] BlinkofanEye: roadie pampy
[2024-05-29 04:03:32] CPAV: old man fighty
[2024-05-29 04:03:36] BlinkofanEye: nice
[2024-05-29 04:03:54] -[HELL0]-Crash: u guys shud remember that old comedy movie Meatballs
[2024-05-29 04:03:55] -[HELL0]-Crash: with the food fight
[2024-05-29 04:03:58] BlinkofanEye: where the f
[2024-05-29 04:04:02] tohsdaehmoob: i got him!
[2024-05-29 04:04:02] _Roadie : OK the BA auto aimer is up and running
[2024-05-29 04:04:07] tohsdaehmoob: oh no...
[2024-05-29 04:04:10] BlinkofanEye: !lang
[2024-05-29 04:04:12] tohsdaehmoob: mah bad
[2024-05-29 04:04:19] BlinkofanEye: SONOFA
[2024-05-29 04:04:20] -[HELLO]-JESTER: guys i gotta tell ya found out today my cancer is back
[2024-05-29 04:04:29] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2024-05-29 04:04:34] _Roadie : the Prostat?
[2024-05-29 04:04:35] BlinkofanEye: for real?
[2024-05-29 04:04:38] tohsdaehmoob: oh NO JESTER :.
[2024-05-29 04:04:43] slick_z: oh no
[2024-05-29 04:04:44] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yea prostate
[2024-05-29 04:04:49] -[HELL0]-Crash: noob
[2024-05-29 04:04:51] BlinkofanEye: not good when it cmes back yeah?
[2024-05-29 04:04:52] tohsdaehmoob: F*ck
[2024-05-29 04:04:55] _Roadie : f*ck that. damnit
[2024-05-29 04:04:59] BlinkofanEye: i know they said if my daughters comes back shes done for
[2024-05-29 04:05:01] -[HELLO]-JESTER: very
[2024-05-29 04:05:08] _Roadie : Prostate does that...
[2024-05-29 04:05:26] -[HELL0]-Crash: oh yeah
[2024-05-29 04:05:31] -[HELLO]-JESTER: very small indication but higher than last time
[2024-05-29 04:05:41] BlinkofanEye: like the afp number?
[2024-05-29 04:05:58] -[HELLO]-JESTER: psa number
[2024-05-29 04:06:08] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH
[2024-05-29 04:06:11] BlinkofanEye: so not for sure?
[2024-05-29 04:06:17] BadAim: 8 killstreak
[2024-05-29 04:06:20] BlinkofanEye: or was it multipl trending upswards
[2024-05-29 04:06:31] BadAim: i killed 7 people begore finally getting roadie
[2024-05-29 04:06:33] BlinkofanEye: MOOB
[2024-05-29 04:06:40] _Roadie : my good friend up in IL is in his 80s, he's had it 3-4 times
[2024-05-29 04:06:47] -[HELLO]-JESTER: trending up
[2024-05-29 04:06:52] BlinkofanEye: damn man
[2024-05-29 04:06:57] BlinkofanEye: whos gonna greet me every time
[2024-05-29 04:07:01] BlinkofanEye: and be actually nice on this server
[2024-05-29 04:07:12] -[HELL0]-Crash: suck my wang blink
[2024-05-29 04:07:15] tohsdaehmoob: f*ck cancer
[2024-05-29 04:07:18] BlinkofanEye: see?
[2024-05-29 04:07:21] -[HELL0]-Crash: jks
[2024-05-29 04:07:22] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol i always try to greet everyone
[2024-05-29 04:07:27] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey killa b
[2024-05-29 04:07:35] BlinkofanEye: admin on admin violence
[2024-05-29 04:07:38] _Roadie : jes does at that
[2024-05-29 04:07:42] BadAim: NICW shot
[2024-05-29 04:07:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: DOES WHAT?
[2024-05-29 04:07:53] _Roadie : did you do proton last time Jes?
[2024-05-29 04:08:04] _Roadie : greet folks when they come in.
[2024-05-29 04:08:06] -[HELLO]-JESTER: proton?
[2024-05-29 04:08:15] _Roadie : Proton therapy
[2024-05-29 04:08:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: i
[2024-05-29 04:08:18] BlinkofanEye: nah he did electron
[2024-05-29 04:08:38] -[HELLO]-JESTER: no just radiation and remove prostate
[2024-05-29 04:08:46] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH!
[2024-05-29 04:08:48] BlinkofanEye: so its outside your prostate now?
[2024-05-29 04:08:58] BlinkofanEye: or are they sill gotta do a scan?
[2024-05-29 04:09:06] BlinkofanEye: fakin ba
[2024-05-29 04:09:08] -[HELLO]-JESTER: next step later down the road is hormone treatments
[2024-05-29 04:09:20] BadAim: rip was reloading
[2024-05-29 04:09:22] _Roadie : why the hell did they cut on you the first time....
[2024-05-29 04:09:54] -[HELLO]-JESTER: best way to try and get all of it
[2024-05-29 04:09:59] BlinkofanEye: they fackin took out a huge portion of my daughters spin the fi
[2024-05-29 04:09:59] BlinkofanEye: first time
[2024-05-29 04:10:02] BlinkofanEye: super aggressive
[2024-05-29 04:10:10] BlinkofanEye: wast prostate tho
[2024-05-29 04:10:13] KillaB-: wow
[2024-05-29 04:10:44] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2024-05-29 04:10:45] _Roadie : yeah, my tumor went nova during chemo. x4 in size
[2024-05-29 04:10:50] -[HELL0]-Crash: OH YEAH x2
[2024-05-29 04:10:53] BlinkofanEye: wow
[2024-05-29 04:10:54] BlinkofanEye: yikes
[2024-05-29 04:10:54] -[HELLO]-JESTER: done all there is to get rid of now just try to suppress it
[2024-05-29 04:11:06] KillaB-: lol
[2024-05-29 04:11:11] BlinkofanEye: so are they giving you like a timeline then?
[2024-05-29 04:11:25] _Roadie : where are you going - Emory?
[2024-05-29 04:11:32] BlinkofanEye: ffs moob
[2024-05-29 04:11:46] tohsdaehmoob: Franz Ferdinand Sparks?
[2024-05-29 04:11:47] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 04:11:48] -[HELL0]-Crash: pwnt
[2024-05-29 04:11:50] -*boom*-: sht sorry
[2024-05-29 04:11:54] BadAim: broooo
[2024-05-29 04:11:56] BadAim: np
[2024-05-29 04:12:01] -[HELLO]-JESTER: no here in carrollton it is so small now it wont show on
[2024-05-29 04:12:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: u plick
[2024-05-29 04:12:03] -[HELLO]-JESTER: sca
[2024-05-29 04:12:03] BlinkofanEye: ant more?
[2024-05-29 04:12:06] -*boom*-: got tag last bullet
[2024-05-29 04:12:14] -[HELLO]-JESTER: scan
[2024-05-29 04:12:18] _Roadie : which scan Jes?
[2024-05-29 04:12:24] BlinkofanEye: gaydar
[2024-05-29 04:12:30] Malakoph: must remember hunting red not blue
[2024-05-29 04:12:38] -[HELLO]-JESTER: mri or fulll body scan
[2024-05-29 04:12:49] _Roadie : No PET?
[2024-05-29 04:13:00] BlinkofanEye: ns goose
[2024-05-29 04:13:01] -[HELLO]-JESTER: what is pet
[2024-05-29 04:13:07] Goosey: ta hey as well
[2024-05-29 04:13:13] BlinkofanEye: crash is pet
[2024-05-29 04:13:14] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey goosey
[2024-05-29 04:13:24] Goosey: :D
[2024-05-29 04:13:28] BlinkofanEye: lolo,
[2024-05-29 04:13:34] _Roadie : PET as in PETScan
[2024-05-29 04:13:56] BlinkofanEye: faking ba
[2024-05-29 04:14:05] BadAim: lmao
[2024-05-29 04:14:08] -[HELLO]-JESTER: are you thinking of c a t scan
[2024-05-29 04:14:09] BlinkofanEye: fack sake
[2024-05-29 04:14:12] _Roadie : no PET scan Jes?
[2024-05-29 04:14:14] BlinkofanEye: this map is smaller than my dick
[2024-05-29 04:14:21] -[HELL0]-Crash: oh yeahs
[2024-05-29 04:14:24] BadAim: my goal is to make blink dead as much as possible
[2024-05-29 04:14:29] -[HELLO]-JESTER: what does pet stand for
[2024-05-29 04:14:36] _Roadie : sec
[2024-05-29 04:14:38] -*boom*-: pretty small
[2024-05-29 04:14:44] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 04:14:46] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol
[2024-05-29 04:14:47] BlinkofanEye: good plan ba
[2024-05-29 04:14:51] BadAim: lmao
[2024-05-29 04:14:56] BlinkofanEye: but tiara is mine
[2024-05-29 04:14:57] BlinkofanEye: 4eva
[2024-05-29 04:15:03] -[HELL0]-Crash: gai
[2024-05-29 04:15:10] BlinkofanEye: gai
[2024-05-29 04:15:12] _Roadie : positron emission topography
[2024-05-29 04:15:16] BadAim: that was wrong place to be lmfao
[2024-05-29 04:15:21] BlinkofanEye: i do tha in my sleep
[2024-05-29 04:15:29] tohsdaehmoob: goosejob
[2024-05-29 04:15:46] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-29 04:15:47] Goosey: heh
[2024-05-29 04:15:49] -[HELLO]-JESTER: no but i check on that
[2024-05-29 04:15:51] BlinkofanEye: BA youll never catc me bruh
[2024-05-29 04:16:20] _Roadie : yeah, we need to talk....
[2024-05-29 04:16:22] Goosey: oof n1
[2024-05-29 04:16:22] BlinkofanEye: noobs lol
[2024-05-29 04:16:30] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol he did
[2024-05-29 04:16:31] BlinkofanEye: ty
[2024-05-29 04:16:46] _Roadie : I had to pay for my PET out of my pocket cause the INS jerked
[2024-05-29 04:16:48] BlinkofanEye: facking BA
[2024-05-29 04:16:51] _Roadie : around on approval.
[2024-05-29 04:17:04] -[HELLO]-JESTER: ok roadie ill text ya tomorrow
[2024-05-29 04:17:04] _Roadie : and it showed a lot more than the CAT Scan did.
[2024-05-29 04:17:19] BlinkofanEye: did it show your dog or your cat
[2024-05-29 04:17:21] _Roadie : did they remove the
[2024-05-29 04:17:28] BadAim: fkin flag
[2024-05-29 04:17:33] tohsdaehmoob: real sorry to hear Jester, I'll be sending my bestest vibes
[2024-05-29 04:17:39] BlinkofanEye: OOOOO
[2024-05-29 04:17:43] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-29 04:17:45] BlinkofanEye: lucky shot
[2024-05-29 04:17:45] _Roadie : did they remove the entire prostate before?
[2024-05-29 04:17:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yes remove prostate
[2024-05-29 04:17:57] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yes all
[2024-05-29 04:18:14] _Roadie : I need to talk with Dr. Bob then....
[2024-05-29 04:18:18] -[HELLO]-JESTER: thanx moob that means a lot
[2024-05-29 04:18:19] BlinkofanEye: sonofa
[2024-05-29 04:18:25] tohsdaehmoob: gooosed
[2024-05-29 04:18:28] tohsdaehmoob: np
[2024-05-29 04:18:32] Goosey: roasted