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[2024-05-29 04:19:41] BlinkofanEye: and we berlin
[2024-05-29 04:19:59] BlinkofanEye: spawn up
[2024-05-29 04:20:07] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2024-05-29 04:20:08] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 04:20:11] Goosey: lol all afk blue
[2024-05-29 04:20:21] BlinkofanEye: i can switch
[2024-05-29 04:20:32] -[HELL0]-Crash: genders? didnt u do that last year already
[2024-05-29 04:20:33] BlinkofanEye: ow
[2024-05-29 04:20:34] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 04:20:35] -*boom*-: lol
[2024-05-29 04:20:36] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey boom
[2024-05-29 04:20:46] BlinkofanEye: dad jokes without being a dad = gay
[2024-05-29 04:20:50] -*boom*-: hi there
[2024-05-29 04:20:54] Goosey: hey
[2024-05-29 04:21:19] BlinkofanEye: f
[2024-05-29 04:21:26] BlinkofanEye: almost positive
[2024-05-29 04:21:51] BlinkofanEye: 0000!!!
[2024-05-29 04:21:56] BlinkofanEye: sup killab
[2024-05-29 04:22:15] KillaB-: yoo
[2024-05-29 04:22:25] -[HELLO]-JESTER: b- lol
[2024-05-29 04:22:29] BlinkofanEye: n
[2024-05-29 04:22:32] BlinkofanEye: sns
[2024-05-29 04:22:45] KillaB-: lol
[2024-05-29 04:23:04] Goosey: lol
[2024-05-29 04:23:07] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey kilgore
[2024-05-29 04:23:12] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 04:23:13] Kilgore: hi
[2024-05-29 04:23:16] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-29 04:23:25] KillaB-: haha
[2024-05-29 04:23:32] KillaB-: fu craSH
[2024-05-29 04:23:39] KillaB-: :p
[2024-05-29 04:23:49] BadAim: waves and waves of men
[2024-05-29 04:24:02] BlinkofanEye: Fkegjag
[2024-05-29 04:24:04] BlinkofanEye: gkjah
[2024-05-29 04:24:05] Kilgore: kick who been afk longest
[2024-05-29 04:24:06] KillaB-: CREEPY
[2024-05-29 04:24:07] Goosey: plucks
[2024-05-29 04:24:14] -[HELL0]-Crash: pqnt
[2024-05-29 04:24:16] BlinkofanEye: athis server fluffs afks
[2024-05-29 04:24:20] Goosey: exaCtlY
[2024-05-29 04:24:20] -*boom*-: it put me herew
[2024-05-29 04:24:46] BlinkofanEye: ooOOO
[2024-05-29 04:24:49] BadAim: :0
[2024-05-29 04:24:54] BlinkofanEye: in da anus
[2024-05-29 04:25:03] BadAim: get outta thereeee
[2024-05-29 04:25:05] -[HELL0]-Crash: finally got me
[2024-05-29 04:25:08] Goosey: kick 6,9
[2024-05-29 04:25:50] Goosey: :I
[2024-05-29 04:25:53] CPAV: hi
[2024-05-29 04:25:57] Goosey: :D
[2024-05-29 04:26:14] BlinkofanEye: moob is playing
[2024-05-29 04:26:20] Goosey: with himself
[2024-05-29 04:26:24] BlinkofanEye: and me...
[2024-05-29 04:26:27] BlinkofanEye: rawr
[2024-05-29 04:26:31] BlinkofanEye: meow
[2024-05-29 04:26:33] BadAim: sht sry
[2024-05-29 04:26:40] Goosey: crash kicked himself
[2024-05-29 04:26:42] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey undertaker
[2024-05-29 04:26:51] BlinkofanEye: moob is lahing he just sucks!
[2024-05-29 04:26:53] BlinkofanEye: playing
[2024-05-29 04:27:01] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-05-29 04:27:07] UNDERTAKER: hey
[2024-05-29 04:27:07] BlinkofanEye: just observe him man
[2024-05-29 04:27:10] tohsdaehmoob: just spawned inw
[2024-05-29 04:27:15] -[HELL0]-Crash: Slick are you AFK
[2024-05-29 04:27:31] -[HELLO]-JESTER: ROADIE POWER WENT OUT AT HOME
[2024-05-29 04:27:45] Goosey: he needs to pay the bill
[2024-05-29 04:27:45] -[HELL0]-Crash: TOHS wait
[2024-05-29 04:27:45] tohsdaehmoob: yer mom keeps me pretty busy this time o night
[2024-05-29 04:28:03] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2024-05-29 04:28:12] BadAim: jesterrrrrrr
[2024-05-29 04:28:22] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss
[2024-05-29 04:28:26] BlinkofanEye: everyone jester is dying let him get positive score plz
[2024-05-29 04:28:30] BlinkofanEye: xD
[2024-05-29 04:28:30] BadAim: imma knife ya
[2024-05-29 04:28:38] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-29 04:28:49] -[HELL0]-Crash: jester will outlive us all
[2024-05-29 04:28:57] -[HELL0]-Crash: hes a 24 year swedish yodelling instructor
[2024-05-29 04:28:58] BlinkofanEye: he'll be a DC AI
[2024-05-29 04:29:01] BlinkofanEye: welcoming everyone
[2024-05-29 04:29:03] tohsdaehmoob: i'll drink to that
[2024-05-29 04:29:05] BlinkofanEye: Trench will write the script
[2024-05-29 04:29:08] BlinkofanEye: once Bang hires him
[2024-05-29 04:29:32] tohsdaehmoob: bang is an employer?
[2024-05-29 04:29:33] BadAim: that was... interesting
[2024-05-29 04:29:42] BlinkofanEye: he pays in teenage anus
[2024-05-29 04:29:52] -[HELL0]-Crash: damn u duck
[2024-05-29 04:29:55] BadAim: ayo
[2024-05-29 04:30:00] tohsdaehmoob: i just quit my job
[2024-05-29 04:30:05] CPAV: lol moob
[2024-05-29 04:30:08] BadAim: same
[2024-05-29 04:30:09] CPAV: no more ballwashing
[2024-05-29 04:30:13] BlinkofanEye: splat
[2024-05-29 04:30:21] BlinkofanEye: what job tohs
[2024-05-29 04:30:22] CPAV: bahahahah
[2024-05-29 04:30:23] Goosey: HR ask you to resign;)
[2024-05-29 04:30:26] BlinkofanEye: mickeyds janitor
[2024-05-29 04:30:33] BlinkofanEye: aka composer of toilets
[2024-05-29 04:30:42] tohsdaehmoob: whatever job i was doing b4 i heard about teenanus
[2024-05-29 04:30:49] BlinkofanEye: a sympony of flushes
[2024-05-29 04:30:52] BlinkofanEye: lolol
[2024-05-29 04:30:56] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2024-05-29 04:30:58] BlinkofanEye: i know right
[2024-05-29 04:31:02] BadAim: LMFAO
[2024-05-29 04:31:07] UNDERTAKER: sorry
[2024-05-29 04:31:09] BlinkofanEye: teenanus
[2024-05-29 04:31:16] BadAim: not today
[2024-05-29 04:31:17] -[HELL0]-Crash: haha goose
[2024-05-29 04:31:20] Goosey: lol
[2024-05-29 04:31:26] BadAim: brb
[2024-05-29 04:31:29] BF2024: sry
[2024-05-29 04:31:36] Malakoph: lol
[2024-05-29 04:31:37] BlinkofanEye: tomorrow implaying roller hockey
[2024-05-29 04:31:38] BlinkofanEye: wit a girl
[2024-05-29 04:31:40] tohsdaehmoob: teenus for short
[2024-05-29 04:31:48] BlinkofanEye: that once told me she was prepping for a dude
[2024-05-29 04:31:55] BlinkofanEye: by practicing her deepthroating and anal dousching
[2024-05-29 04:31:56] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HELLO BILL KILGORE
[2024-05-29 04:31:57] BlinkofanEye: shes crazy and hot and nasty
[2024-05-29 04:31:59] -[HELL0]-Crash: prepping for a dude?
[2024-05-29 04:32:01] tohsdaehmoob: my peenus got stuck in a teenus
[2024-05-29 04:32:06] CPAV: f@#$%#k
[2024-05-29 04:32:10] BlinkofanEye: yes crash just like you
[2024-05-29 04:32:12] Goosey: :D
[2024-05-29 04:32:22] BlinkofanEye: shes a roller derby girl
[2024-05-29 04:32:25] BlinkofanEye: will probably injure my ass
[2024-05-29 04:32:33] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY ROUSEJOB AND SPANK
[2024-05-29 04:32:38] BlinkofanEye: sup rousey
[2024-05-29 04:32:43] BlinkofanEye: who is spak
[2024-05-29 04:32:46] BlinkofanEye: spank
[2024-05-29 04:32:46] CPAV: rousejobs for everyone
[2024-05-29 04:32:54] BlinkofanEye: i am tired...
[2024-05-29 04:33:04] BlinkofanEye: OMG THEY KICKED AN AFK
[2024-05-29 04:33:05] Goosey: dont blink so much
[2024-05-29 04:33:11] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-05-29 04:33:12] BlinkofanEye: lol da djoke
[2024-05-29 04:33:24] Goosey: i am a dad so all ok;)
[2024-05-29 04:33:33] BlinkofanEye: skildif
[2024-05-29 04:34:14] tohsdaehmoob: i hope i'm due for a teenus shot
[2024-05-29 04:34:35] BlinkofanEye: teenu peenus
[2024-05-29 04:34:41] Goosey: pluck
[2024-05-29 04:34:57] BlinkofanEye: who these randos
[2024-05-29 04:35:02] tohsdaehmoob: you got your peenus in mah teenus
[2024-05-29 04:35:11] tohsdaehmoob: no you got youre teenus in mah peenus
[2024-05-29 04:35:17] tohsdaehmoob: YOU SAID WHATCHAMACALLIT
[2024-05-29 04:35:17] BlinkofanEye: i got rusty peenus and got teenus
[2024-05-29 04:35:52] BlinkofanEye: CMON JES
[2024-05-29 04:36:01] -[HELL0]-Crash: wow
[2024-05-29 04:36:09] -[HELL0]-Crash: lol i was fixin it to give u lift lol
[2024-05-29 04:36:12] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHAT
[2024-05-29 04:36:19] CPAV: i got it sry bud
[2024-05-29 04:36:23] CPAV: i was nading behind me
[2024-05-29 04:36:25] BlinkofanEye: spank me = fluff?
[2024-05-29 04:36:26] -[HELL0]-Crash: did u c4 it
[2024-05-29 04:36:34] BlinkofanEye: 22/5
[2024-05-29 04:37:27] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 04:37:32] BlinkofanEye: SPANK ME PAPPA
[2024-05-29 04:37:41] BlinkofanEye: yo moob
[2024-05-29 04:37:42] CPAV: nicv crash
[2024-05-29 04:37:47] tohsdaehmoob: yo
[2024-05-29 04:37:48] BlinkofanEye: i told my wife the 29 year old joke
[2024-05-29 04:37:48] BlinkofanEye: she liked it
[2024-05-29 04:37:52] BlinkofanEye: i used michael jackson
[2024-05-29 04:37:57] BlinkofanEye: cause she loves him
[2024-05-29 04:37:57] -[HELL0]-Crash: whichjoke
[2024-05-29 04:38:02] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-05-29 04:38:09] BlinkofanEye: why does michael jackson like 29 year olds
[2024-05-29 04:38:12] BlinkofanEye: cause theres nine of them
[2024-05-29 04:38:20] tohsdaehmoob: because there's twenty of them
[2024-05-29 04:38:25] BlinkofanEye: oh right
[2024-05-29 04:38:26] BlinkofanEye: oops
[2024-05-29 04:38:26] BlinkofanEye: aha
[2024-05-29 04:38:27] BadAim: im alive again
[2024-05-29 04:38:28] BlinkofanEye: drunk
[2024-05-29 04:38:29] tohsdaehmoob: derrr
[2024-05-29 04:38:40] CPAV: i think ill go out drinking
[2024-05-29 04:38:44] CPAV: drinking alllllll night long
[2024-05-29 04:38:45] tohsdaehmoob: that was tighter than teenus
[2024-05-29 04:38:52] CPAV: cause when i go out drinkin
[2024-05-29 04:38:55] Kilgore: sry
[2024-05-29 04:38:55] CPAV: i start thinkin
[2024-05-29 04:39:00] Malakoph: np
[2024-05-29 04:39:00] -[HELL0]-Crash: blink had a 12 year old
[2024-05-29 04:39:02] CPAV: about how the world's done me wrong
[2024-05-29 04:39:02] -[HELL0]-Crash: ...back injury
[2024-05-29 04:39:05] Goosey: about moob?
[2024-05-29 04:39:05] BlinkofanEye: i wish
[2024-05-29 04:39:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY HORES
[2024-05-29 04:39:22] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: sup
[2024-05-29 04:39:34] tohsdaehmoob: go pet your half-bad credit cat
[2024-05-29 04:39:44] BlinkofanEye: credit cat?
[2024-05-29 04:39:56] -[HELL0]-Crash: PWNT
[2024-05-29 04:40:00] Th3 WH0R3S W1tH n0 Nam3: Oh, ya got me! Dayum!
[2024-05-29 04:40:00] BlinkofanEye: credit cat = massachusetts for credit card
[2024-05-29 04:40:20] tohsdaehmoob: lol
[2024-05-29 04:40:28] tohsdaehmoob: it's funny because it's true
[2024-05-29 04:40:36] -[HELL0]-Crash: massach whose its
[2024-05-29 04:40:57] BlinkofanEye: faggin masshowls ahn aye nineteefahve
[2024-05-29 04:41:00] Goosey: spank me daddy keeps spanking me
[2024-05-29 04:41:03] -[HELL0]-Crash: soz
[2024-05-29 04:41:08] BlinkofanEye: me too
[2024-05-29 04:41:09] BlinkofanEye: ban
[2024-05-29 04:41:09] BadAim: np
[2024-05-29 04:41:10] BlinkofanEye: him
[2024-05-29 04:41:10] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-05-29 04:41:20] tohsdaehmoob: i bagged a floater
[2024-05-29 04:41:21] rousejob: wtf;
[2024-05-29 04:41:31] -[HELL0]-Crash: 8 mins to win
[2024-05-29 04:41:41] BlinkofanEye: i gawta crank mah hog soon jents
[2024-05-29 04:41:49] tohsdaehmoob: me tooo
[2024-05-29 04:41:52] BlinkofanEye: these things dont crank themselves
[2024-05-29 04:42:02] tohsdaehmoob: i have a handtowel calling my name
[2024-05-29 04:42:40] Goosey: bOOm
[2024-05-29 04:42:50] BlinkofanEye: i hae a handtowel with a name
[2024-05-29 04:42:59] -[HELL0]-Crash: spanky?
[2024-05-29 04:43:05] BlinkofanEye: Yolanda
[2024-05-29 04:43:23] BlinkofanEye: or Crash when i identify as female
[2024-05-29 04:43:28] tohsdaehmoob: my Hand Solo has to go pull on Darth Vader's helmet
[2024-05-29 04:43:41] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2024-05-29 04:44:14] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-05-29 04:44:25] tohsdaehmoob: kill from the grave is best kill
[2024-05-29 04:44:26] BlinkofanEye: n1
[2024-05-29 04:44:28] -[HELL0]-Crash: PWNT
[2024-05-29 04:44:55] BlinkofanEye: i have to go dc_cornered my coastal hammer
[2024-05-29 04:45:00] -[HELL0]-Crash: tohs u nub
[2024-05-29 04:45:13] tohsdaehmoob: well, i TRIED to be helpful
[2024-05-29 04:45:26] -[HELL0]-Crash: Blinks gotta go Al Nasty in his Dustbowl
[2024-05-29 04:45:48] BlinkofanEye: i have to go dc_urban siege my sea rigs
[2024-05-29 04:45:49] UNDERTAKER: bravooo
[2024-05-29 04:46:09] -[HELL0]-Crash: hes' gotta go inshallah his valley
[2024-05-29 04:46:10] -[HELLO]-JESTER: next map?
[2024-05-29 04:46:13] BlinkofanEye: i have to go liberation of caen my guadalcanal
[2024-05-29 04:46:17] -[HELL0]-Crash: Al nas next
[2024-05-29 04:46:23] BlinkofanEye: !Nextmap
[2024-05-29 04:46:27] BlinkofanEye: lies
[2024-05-29 04:46:28] Kilgore: i have to go fold my g strings
[2024-05-29 04:46:44] tohsdaehmoob: yep, time to go drain some of the ol' baby batter
[2024-05-29 04:46:57] tohsdaehmoob: tank is full
[2024-05-29 04:46:57] Goosey: lol
[2024-05-29 04:47:03] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: spawn truck main
[2024-05-29 04:47:19] BlinkofanEye: soonofa
[2024-05-29 04:47:28] BlinkofanEye: u guys
[2024-05-29 04:47:31] tohsdaehmoob: OYAH
[2024-05-29 04:47:32] BlinkofanEye: look up berlinintim
[2024-05-29 04:47:32] BlinkofanEye: on web
[2024-05-29 04:47:34] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: lag attack
[2024-05-29 04:47:39] BlinkofanEye: its like amazon for hookers in germany
[2024-05-29 04:47:44] -[HELL0]-Crash: Blinkofaneye needs to some spunkinhiseye
[2024-05-29 04:47:51] BlinkofanEye: in youreye
[2024-05-29 04:48:00] BlinkofanEye: maybe a striiim of it
[2024-05-29 04:48:06] -[HELL0]-Crash: in james bond's goldeneye
[2024-05-29 04:48:21] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-05-29 04:48:29] -[HELL0]-Crash: gg
[2024-05-29 04:48:35] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2024-05-29 04:48:39] BlinkofanEye: goooosed
[2024-05-29 04:48:43] Goosey: ha
[2024-05-29 04:48:53] Kilgore: brb
[2024-05-29 04:49:01] BlinkofanEye: rofl
[2024-05-29 04:49:07] Goosey: ouch..
[2024-05-29 04:49:10] BlinkofanEye: fackin nas junkies
[2024-05-29 04:49:12] tohsdaehmoob: time to go release the pud puddin'
[2024-05-29 04:49:17] BadAim: 777777
[2024-05-29 04:49:30] tohsdaehmoob: look me up some teenus on the hub
[2024-05-29 04:49:32] BlinkofanEye: u guys have nas problem
[2024-05-29 04:49:33] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH

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