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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - berlin - 2024-06-14 00:42:02 Chatlog
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[2024-06-14 00:43:02] _Brain Damage_: hi
[2024-06-14 00:43:04] Mr. Fox: hey
[2024-06-14 00:43:13] _Brain Damage_: my name is BWYAN
[2024-06-14 00:43:24] Mr. Fox: from Morroco?
[2024-06-14 00:43:28] _Brain Damage_: heh
[2024-06-14 00:43:30] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-06-14 00:43:37] _Brain Damage_: U fkin work NSA now proven
[2024-06-14 00:43:39] Mr. Fox: ; )
[2024-06-14 00:43:46] _Brain Damage_: I gotta your screens shots
[2024-06-14 00:44:03] _Brain Damage_: how did u know zorro?
[2024-06-14 00:44:10] Mr. Fox: i know you
[2024-06-14 00:44:16] _Brain Damage_: wrong answer
[2024-06-14 00:44:32] _Brain Damage_: u must have said : Because I'm simply ZOrro !
[2024-06-14 00:44:50] _Brain Damage_: or more elegantly because I'm Zorro !
[2024-06-14 00:45:01] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-06-14 00:45:02] _Brain Damage_: fake zorro I think guys, report him pls !
[2024-06-14 00:45:08] _Brain Damage_: to unesco
[2024-06-14 00:45:27] _Brain Damage_: 4 stolen cutural heritage
[2024-06-14 00:45:31] Killer_KahnDavey: what is UNESCO?
[2024-06-14 00:45:33] Sgt. Schultz: i already reported him to the adult entertainment industry
[2024-06-14 00:45:49] _Brain Damage_: it's made for bad boys like zorro, h''s fake btw
[2024-06-14 00:45:56] _Brain Damage_: and he 's NSA agent
[2024-06-14 00:46:01] _Brain Damage_: proven
[2024-06-14 00:46:05] Killer_KahnDavey: dang
[2024-06-14 00:46:06] Mr. Fox: thats right
[2024-06-14 00:46:14] Killer_KahnDavey: i was trying to see if i could get under the floor
[2024-06-14 00:46:14] Mr. Fox: i know bds secrets
[2024-06-14 00:46:16] _Brain Damage_: he knows I'm from morooco
[2024-06-14 00:46:17] Killer_KahnDavey: dang
[2024-06-14 00:46:23] _Brain Damage_: never talked with him though
[2024-06-14 00:46:27] _Brain Damage_: how posssbbruuuh
[2024-06-14 00:46:30] Killer_KahnDavey: i need to make harrira sometime
[2024-06-14 00:46:31] Sgt. Schultz: trying to glitch?
[2024-06-14 00:46:33] Killer_KahnDavey: YAY RAIN
[2024-06-14 00:46:36] Mr. Fox: you talk to me all the time
[2024-06-14 00:46:39] _Brain Damage_: it's IMPPPRRRISSIBRUGGH
[2024-06-14 00:46:50] Killer_KahnDavey: i dunno just wanted to see if i could hide in the water there
[2024-06-14 00:46:52] _Brain Damage_: I never did
[2024-06-14 00:47:02] Sgt. Schultz: i always sink there
[2024-06-14 00:47:02] Killer_KahnDavey: hiding in water isn't glitching
[2024-06-14 00:47:06] _Brain Damage_: talk to to u where?
[2024-06-14 00:47:11] Mr. Fox: here
[2024-06-14 00:47:13] Killer_KahnDavey: YAY it's raining!
[2024-06-14 00:47:15] Sgt. Schultz: just messing with you
[2024-06-14 00:47:15] _Brain Damage_: in your dreams?
[2024-06-14 00:47:21] _Brain Damage_: are u dreaming about me?
[2024-06-14 00:47:26] Killer_KahnDavey: our black beans needed some rain... and the sorghum
[2024-06-14 00:47:32] Killer_KahnDavey: to germinate
[2024-06-14 00:47:47] Killer_KahnDavey: this shower is an answer to prayers
[2024-06-14 00:47:52] Killer_KahnDavey: is nice
[2024-06-14 00:48:07] Killer_KahnDavey: hacksuations
[2024-06-14 00:48:13] Mr. Fox: playing in the shower?
[2024-06-14 00:48:14] _Brain Damage_: peace
[2024-06-14 00:48:21] Killer_KahnDavey: can we accuse Bang of having bad spelling?
[2024-06-14 00:48:24] _Brain Damage_: no but I gotta pee soon
[2024-06-14 00:48:26] Mr. Fox: yes
[2024-06-14 00:48:27] Killer_KahnDavey: i play in the shower sometimes
[2024-06-14 00:48:30] Killer_KahnDavey: with my wife tho
[2024-06-14 00:48:43] _Brain Damage_: and it's fake new I'm not from morocco I'm the EMPEROR of
[2024-06-14 00:48:44] _Brain Damage_: AFRIKA
[2024-06-14 00:48:44] Sgt. Schultz: me too
[2024-06-14 00:48:50] Mr. Fox: the kids will let you?
[2024-06-14 00:48:52] Sgt. Schultz: she's hot
[2024-06-14 00:49:03] Killer_KahnDavey: they're usu asleep
[2024-06-14 00:49:23] _Brain Damage_: I will kill the reds and help blue
[2024-06-14 00:49:23] Killer_KahnDavey: lol zorro
[2024-06-14 00:49:39] _Brain Damage_: because they pay me for that, I'm double proud agent
[2024-06-14 00:49:47] Killer_KahnDavey: eat bumper
[2024-06-14 00:49:50] _Brain Damage_: ill me
[2024-06-14 00:49:55] _Brain Damage_: GJ
[2024-06-14 00:49:57] _Brain Damage_: LOL
[2024-06-14 00:50:01] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-06-14 00:50:04] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-06-14 00:50:05] _Brain Damage_: I did perfect jop
[2024-06-14 00:50:06] Mr. Fox: lame
[2024-06-14 00:50:15] Killer_KahnDavey: howd you get the flag?
[2024-06-14 00:50:16] _Brain Damage_: western spy sorry
[2024-06-14 00:50:19] Killer_KahnDavey: didn't you just spawn?
[2024-06-14 00:50:32] _Brain Damage_: my wife and children now have millions and I got
[2024-06-14 00:50:36] _Brain Damage_: 22 virgins
[2024-06-14 00:50:43] _Brain Damage_: lolol
[2024-06-14 00:50:46] Killer_KahnDavey: chromosomes?
[2024-06-14 00:50:56] Killer_KahnDavey: jk
[2024-06-14 00:50:57] _Brain Damage_: lolol killer kahn
[2024-06-14 00:51:05] _Brain Damage_: youre killer stop being a killer
[2024-06-14 00:51:07] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-06-14 00:51:21] _Brain Damage_: u killed me with that joke bor
[2024-06-14 00:51:22] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-06-14 00:51:22] _Brain Damage_: bro
[2024-06-14 00:51:27] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-06-14 00:51:30] Killer_KahnDavey: good
[2024-06-14 00:51:36] _Brain Damage_: I wish I had 22 chromosmoes
[2024-06-14 00:51:37] Killer_KahnDavey: i mean haddahooah
[2024-06-14 00:51:46] _Brain Damage_: FKu orthopggraphs
[2024-06-14 00:52:01] _Brain Damage_: mashal allah
[2024-06-14 00:52:08] Sgt. Schultz: lol i saw blue tag behind you
[2024-06-14 00:52:32] Killer_KahnDavey: owses
[2024-06-14 00:52:35] Killer_KahnDavey: they must have spawn here
[2024-06-14 00:52:46] Killer_KahnDavey: it's behind
[2024-06-14 00:52:56] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: sorry
[2024-06-14 00:53:13] Killer_KahnDavey: salright
[2024-06-14 00:53:19] _Brain Damage_: ARGH i didnt derserve that kill
[2024-06-14 00:53:47] _Brain Damage_: killer kahn you're not allowed to drunk red bull while playing
[2024-06-14 00:53:54] _Brain Damage_: it's doping we dont allow that
[2024-06-14 00:53:58] Killer_KahnDavey: i AM a drunk red bull
[2024-06-14 00:54:05] Killer_KahnDavey: anthropomorphic red bull
[2024-06-14 00:54:11] _Brain Damage_: ROFL vodka redbull?
[2024-06-14 00:54:24] _Brain Damage_: amphetaminye rdull
[2024-06-14 00:54:27] Killer_KahnDavey: no like guy with horns
[2024-06-14 00:54:29] _Brain Damage_: mentanyl
[2024-06-14 00:54:37] _Brain Damage_: I'm safe bro
[2024-06-14 00:54:46] Killer_KahnDavey: i'm an unsafe guy
[2024-06-14 00:54:48] _Brain Damage_: only sweet stuff in small amounts
[2024-06-14 00:55:05] Sgt. Schultz: i think zorro has nofog
[2024-06-14 00:55:09] _Brain Damage_: just -5%THC hash and under 5% beers
[2024-06-14 00:55:15] _Brain Damage_: no surprise !
[2024-06-14 00:55:29] Killer_KahnDavey: i'm also undr 5% beer
[2024-06-14 00:55:37] Killer_KahnDavey: less than 5% of me is beer
[2024-06-14 00:55:38] _Brain Damage_: not going t get drunk instantly for sure !
[2024-06-14 00:55:58] Killer_KahnDavey: ive never smoked any hash or mary juana
[2024-06-14 00:56:01] _Brain Damage_: natural bers in middle age were like 2-3% alcohol?
[2024-06-14 00:56:02] Mr. Fox: on 5% youll get full before you get drunk
[2024-06-14 00:56:10] Mr. Fox: never davey?
[2024-06-14 00:56:20] Killer_KahnDavey: 5% is normal beer percentage...
[2024-06-14 00:56:25] _Brain Damage_: beers must be low in % cause we drink a lot of it
[2024-06-14 00:56:27] Killer_KahnDavey: 5.5% maybe for American lagers
[2024-06-14 00:56:37] Killer_KahnDavey: really never Zorro
[2024-06-14 00:56:42] _Brain Damage_: it's designed for poeple who like liquids
[2024-06-14 00:56:50] Killer_KahnDavey: i wish i could drink beer
[2024-06-14 00:57:02] Killer_KahnDavey: they put a stupid clarifier in it now that i'm allergic to
[2024-06-14 00:57:04] _Brain Damage_: I had 5.4% san miguel and got a bit drunk, which no one liked
[2024-06-14 00:57:12] _Brain Damage_: I was online on video chat
[2024-06-14 00:57:20] _Brain Damage_: and it fit...
[2024-06-14 00:57:25] Mr. Fox: now they have 2 che ats
[2024-06-14 00:57:34] Killer_KahnDavey: it fit?
[2024-06-14 00:57:37] Killer_KahnDavey: that's what she said
[2024-06-14 00:57:48] Killer_KahnDavey: 2 cheats?
[2024-06-14 00:57:53] _Brain Damage_: I was too drunk for my normal amount of beers
[2024-06-14 00:57:57] Mr. Fox: costa and 2024
[2024-06-14 00:58:03] Killer_KahnDavey: how cheating?
[2024-06-14 00:58:10] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: 5 vs 3
[2024-06-14 00:58:16] _Brain Damage_: I hadn't noticed the + .4% in San Miguel beers
[2024-06-14 00:58:27] jihad jeff: kilgore cant count
[2024-06-14 00:58:29] _Brain Damage_: also I had one extra beers usually drink 12
[2024-06-14 00:58:36] _Brain Damage_: those were 13 !!!
[2024-06-14 00:58:38] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2024-06-14 00:58:39] Killer_KahnDavey: n1
[2024-06-14 00:58:43] Killer_KahnDavey: geepers
[2024-06-14 00:58:46] Killer_KahnDavey: how are you not fat, BD?
[2024-06-14 00:58:53] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: sorry
[2024-06-14 00:58:58] Sgt. Schultz: who says he isn't?
[2024-06-14 00:58:58] Mr. Fox: his nunchucks keep him slim
[2024-06-14 00:58:59] Killer_KahnDavey: that's a lot of Calories
[2024-06-14 00:59:03] Killer_KahnDavey: i says so
[2024-06-14 00:59:05] Mr. Fox: np
[2024-06-14 00:59:11] _Brain Damage_: normally I drink my 6 pints (or 12 25Cl beers) and I'm super ok
[2024-06-14 00:59:11] Killer_KahnDavey: i've seen his bust
[2024-06-14 00:59:13] _Brain Damage_: never too drunk
[2024-06-14 00:59:16] Killer_KahnDavey: maybe he's fat below his nipples
[2024-06-14 00:59:18] _Brain Damage_: if under 5%
[2024-06-14 00:59:29] Killer_KahnDavey: LOLOL Centiliters
[2024-06-14 00:59:46] _Brain Damage_: I know u work for NSA too KKD I got proofs :P
[2024-06-14 00:59:48] Killer_KahnDavey: i have NO idea what that amounts to in real life terms
[2024-06-14 01:00:14] _Brain Damage_: I dont like to be drunk and say irrationnal dead brain stuff
[2024-06-14 01:00:38] _Brain Damage_: I wanna be happy feell good and healthy
[2024-06-14 01:01:33] Killer_KahnDavey: So wait BD, how big are your beers?
[2024-06-14 01:01:34] _Brain Damage_: btw I'm for TK earlier in this game, that was just a joke
[2024-06-14 01:01:35] Killer_KahnDavey: how many CL?
[2024-06-14 01:01:38] _Brain Damage_: I'm really sorry bro
[2024-06-14 01:01:54] Killer_KahnDavey: He's not sorry!
[2024-06-14 01:01:57] _Brain Damage_: I told u my friend when I drink
[2024-06-14 01:02:14] _Brain Damage_: I always drink 6 pints or 12 25cl beers
[2024-06-14 01:02:18] _Brain Damage_: under 5%
[2024-06-14 01:02:32] Killer_KahnDavey: 6 pints isn't too bad...
[2024-06-14 01:02:36] _Brain Damage_: to me it's like 6 cans of 50Cl
[2024-06-14 01:02:44] jihad jeff: sry
[2024-06-14 01:02:46] Costa: np
[2024-06-14 01:02:56] _Brain Damage_: it's unhealthy medically if u do that too much
[2024-06-14 01:03:05] Killer_KahnDavey: inf at home
[2024-06-14 01:03:06] _Brain Damage_: but still I manage that
[2024-06-14 01:03:26] _Brain Damage_: that's always what I drink when I drink never more, never less
[2024-06-14 01:03:30] Killer_KahnDavey: oh mylanta
[2024-06-14 01:03:34] Killer_KahnDavey: i keep getting spawndead
[2024-06-14 01:03:41] _Brain Damage_: so % alc rate is very crucial to me ;)
[2024-06-14 01:04:01] Killer_KahnDavey: you don't drink less even if you spill some on your shirt?
[2024-06-14 01:04:17] _Brain Damage_: when I drink I always drink 6x50CL <5% alc beers
[2024-06-14 01:04:39] _Brain Damage_: lol KKD your jokes bro
[2024-06-14 01:04:48] _Brain Damage_: you"re funny dude
[2024-06-14 01:05:21] jihad jeff: ns
[2024-06-14 01:06:11] jihad jeff: lol
[2024-06-14 01:06:35] Sgt. Schultz: spawn killed
[2024-06-14 01:06:40] _Brain Damage_: I dont wanna drink daily but dudes... pls tell me
[2024-06-14 01:06:43] jihad jeff: n1
[2024-06-14 01:06:56] _Brain Damage_: what else to drink? orange jiuce? tea? tisane?
[2024-06-14 01:06:56] jihad jeff: pft cant even say ty
[2024-06-14 01:06:59] jihad jeff: angry
[2024-06-14 01:07:11] Costa: lol im chilling
[2024-06-14 01:07:12] Killer_KahnDavey: what is tisane?
[2024-06-14 01:07:18] _Brain Damage_: I dont like to drink non-alcoholic when I have fun playing
[2024-06-14 01:07:20] Costa: tragic smagic
[2024-06-14 01:07:30] _Brain Damage_: it's non beer stuff KKD lolol
[2024-06-14 01:07:31] jihad jeff: magic
[2024-06-14 01:07:51] Costa: are you gonna put my name in a clickbait thumbnail?
[2024-06-14 01:07:52] Killer_KahnDavey: never heard of tisane. wife apparently knows of it
[2024-06-14 01:07:55] Costa: for your next video? ;)
[2024-06-14 01:07:58] Killer_KahnDavey: it's probaly like hash right?
[2024-06-14 01:07:59] jihad jeff: if ur lucky
[2024-06-14 01:08:03] Costa: nice
[2024-06-14 01:08:05] _Brain Damage_: tisane tastes like sterilezed non sugad untastaful beer
[2024-06-14 01:08:05] jihad jeff: lol
[2024-06-14 01:08:24] Killer_KahnDavey: like those nudes i made
[2024-06-14 01:08:28] Killer_KahnDavey: untasteful
[2024-06-14 01:08:43] _Brain Damage_: you make gay porn pics? in pornhub?
[2024-06-14 01:08:48] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2024-06-14 01:08:50] _Brain Damage_: u as model?
[2024-06-14 01:08:55] Killer_KahnDavey: only after i have gay thoughts
[2024-06-14 01:09:02] Killer_KahnDavey: have you ever had gay thoughts, BD?
[2024-06-14 01:09:21] _Brain Damage_: not yet just starting since I met you man
[2024-06-14 01:09:29] Killer_KahnDavey: good, good
[2024-06-14 01:09:40] Killer_KahnDavey: it's nice to be happy
[2024-06-14 01:09:54] Costa: ty
[2024-06-14 01:09:56] Costa: i said it
[2024-06-14 01:10:05] Costa: :OOOOO
[2024-06-14 01:10:07] jihad jeff: atta boy
[2024-06-14 01:10:10] Arbiter6452: !nextmap
[2024-06-14 01:11:06] _Brain Damage_: it's happy month pride it' seems
[2024-06-14 01:11:16] _Brain Damage_: rainbow F150 month lol
[2024-06-14 01:11:20] Why gametracker ass: lol
[2024-06-14 01:11:27] Killer_KahnDavey: i decided to celebrate crowbars this month
[2024-06-14 01:11:29] Killer_KahnDavey: Pried Month
[2024-06-14 01:11:44] _Brain Damage_: so u gonna fucked in the ass?
[2024-06-14 01:11:54] _Brain Damage_: is that good can u review it pls?
[2024-06-14 01:11:55] Killer_KahnDavey: how does that refer to crowbars?
[2024-06-14 01:12:18] _Brain Damage_: dunno maybe u just inspired me some gay thoughts
[2024-06-14 01:12:27] Killer_KahnDavey: ns
[2024-06-14 01:12:32] Killer_KahnDavey: naw man
[2024-06-14 01:12:36] Killer_KahnDavey: crowbar, not gaybar
[2024-06-14 01:12:52] jihad jeff: lol
[2024-06-14 01:12:53] Arbiter6452: ROFL
[2024-06-14 01:12:54] jihad jeff: u hit me tho n1
[2024-06-14 01:12:57] Costa: xd