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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - el_alamein - 2024-08-09 02:39:02 Chatlog
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[2024-08-09 02:39:37] ~GoG~Morpheus: yessss
[2024-08-09 02:39:55] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY RAZOR
[2024-08-09 02:39:59] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY MOFO
[2024-08-09 02:40:00] Hellraz0r: hey jester
[2024-08-09 02:40:32] BlinkofanEye: jesters wet dream
[2024-08-09 02:40:37] BlinkofanEye: besides laying in one place
[2024-08-09 02:40:44] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2024-08-09 02:40:44] Goosey: fox receive his sms
[2024-08-09 02:41:25] BlinkofanEye: facking
[2024-08-09 02:41:28] BlinkofanEye: s hot
[2024-08-09 02:41:29] BlinkofanEye: sa
[2024-08-09 02:41:31] _Roadie : oh my
[2024-08-09 02:41:33] BlinkofanEye: GOOOO
[2024-08-09 02:41:39] BlinkofanEye: miage on you
[2024-08-09 02:41:48] Goosey: close that time jester;)
[2024-08-09 02:41:51] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: oh yeah
[2024-08-09 02:41:57] PresidentKamala: that was awesome
[2024-08-09 02:41:58] -[HELLO]-JESTER: YEP
[2024-08-09 02:42:07] BlinkofanEye: GOOO BOOOY
[2024-08-09 02:42:19] BlinkofanEye: HOOO YEAH
[2024-08-09 02:42:20] _Roadie : blink was the decoy
[2024-08-09 02:42:21] BlinkofanEye: see that shit
[2024-08-09 02:42:22] BlinkofanEye: pro gamer
[2024-08-09 02:42:44] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: hi gents
[2024-08-09 02:42:46] Goosey: lol morph
[2024-08-09 02:42:48] BlinkofanEye: hi mofor
[2024-08-09 02:43:00] BlinkofanEye: we kept the sa3 warm for you
[2024-08-09 02:43:01] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OHH WOW GOOD SHOT
[2024-08-09 02:43:06] Goosey: ta
[2024-08-09 02:43:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NOPE
[2024-08-09 02:43:19] Goosey: its like you were aiming for me jester;)
[2024-08-09 02:43:33] -[HELLO]-JESTER: I WAS
[2024-08-09 02:43:34] PresidentKamala: OYEAH
[2024-08-09 02:43:37] Goosey: :D
[2024-08-09 02:44:11] BlinkofanEye: wfack
[2024-08-09 02:44:11] BlinkofanEye: n1
[2024-08-09 02:44:12] Goosey: lol
[2024-08-09 02:44:13] Storm_vrn: -_-
[2024-08-09 02:44:39] _Roadie : just once I would to get in the EFFIN' pilots seat!!!!
[2024-08-09 02:44:43] PresidentKamala: OYEAH
[2024-08-09 02:45:10] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: dead man shooting
[2024-08-09 02:45:24] Goosey: rofl jester
[2024-08-09 02:45:26] _Roadie : me? I'm bloody hiding
[2024-08-09 02:45:38] Storm_vrn: ahahaha
[2024-08-09 02:45:39] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: hahah yeah
[2024-08-09 02:45:43] Storm_vrn: how?)
[2024-08-09 02:46:01] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-08-09 02:46:09] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: sonofa
[2024-08-09 02:46:10] BlinkofanEye: storm i broke your ankles!!!
[2024-08-09 02:46:26] BlinkofanEye: mofos in line for sa 3 lol
[2024-08-09 02:46:54] PresidentKamala: oyeah
[2024-08-09 02:47:07] BlinkofanEye: gaaaayy
[2024-08-09 02:47:25] _Roadie : Gay? I shot you due to your poor choices in life
[2024-08-09 02:47:31] BlinkofanEye: lolol
[2024-08-09 02:48:17] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: morph plop
[2024-08-09 02:48:34] BlinkofanEye: soomfa
[2024-08-09 02:48:46] PresidentKamala: Oyeah
[2024-08-09 02:48:54] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2024-08-09 02:48:55] _Roadie : 9.9 9.9 9.8 7.6 9.2
[2024-08-09 02:49:08] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: tankwhore
[2024-08-09 02:49:14] Goosey: ns
[2024-08-09 02:49:15] Sgt. Schultz: the 7,6 was the soviet jusge
[2024-08-09 02:49:17] Hellraz0r: ty
[2024-08-09 02:49:20] Sgt. Schultz: judge*
[2024-08-09 02:49:30] BlinkofanEye: FACKING
[2024-08-09 02:49:34] BlinkofanEye: i suck at this map
[2024-08-09 02:49:39] PresidentKamala: oyah
[2024-08-09 02:49:46] _Roadie : 7.6 was cause he was flailing didn't keep it tight
[2024-08-09 02:50:25] wildcard: hi mo
[2024-08-09 02:50:26] Peeper: gj
[2024-08-09 02:50:30] Sgt. Schultz: inf by factory
[2024-08-09 02:50:37] _Roadie : wtf are the brakes
[2024-08-09 02:50:41] PresidentKamala: OOYEAH
[2024-08-09 02:50:42] Hellraz0r: haha
[2024-08-09 02:50:59] BlinkofanEye: omg robbed
[2024-08-09 02:51:04] BlinkofanEye: 2x direct hits
[2024-08-09 02:51:19] PresidentKamala: no
[2024-08-09 02:51:22] _Roadie : body on the runway
[2024-08-09 02:51:23] Goosey: ;D
[2024-08-09 02:51:40] BlinkofanEye: FACKING
[2024-08-09 02:51:51] BlinkofanEye: iu need an air handicap
[2024-08-09 02:52:19] BlinkofanEye: fhss is drunk driving
[2024-08-09 02:52:41] Goosey: oh Lord!
[2024-08-09 02:53:02] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2024-08-09 02:53:07] Storm_vrn: now you die)
[2024-08-09 02:53:25] Goosey: im just a poor bird
[2024-08-09 02:53:27] BlinkofanEye: get that harrier
[2024-08-09 02:53:30] Storm_vrn: )
[2024-08-09 02:53:48] Goosey: praise the lord!
[2024-08-09 02:53:58] Storm_vrn: ooops
[2024-08-09 02:53:59] Hellraz0r: bugger
[2024-08-09 02:54:06] Goosey: tank on [ad
[2024-08-09 02:54:08] Goosey: pad
[2024-08-09 02:54:12] _Roadie : damn your messed up my roadblock
[2024-08-09 02:54:14] BlinkofanEye: christ
[2024-08-09 02:54:33] BlinkofanEye: !nextmap
[2024-08-09 02:54:46] BlinkofanEye: nt hell
[2024-08-09 02:54:50] _Roadie : damn did HR fly
[2024-08-09 02:54:55] Hellraz0r: roadie on their main tank pad
[2024-08-09 02:55:03] BlinkofanEye: sgt shultz at their radar with smaw
[2024-08-09 02:55:26] BlinkofanEye: ggoddd
[2024-08-09 02:55:50] _Roadie : HELP
[2024-08-09 02:55:55] Goosey: get that harrier
[2024-08-09 02:56:02] _Roadie : take ya with me
[2024-08-09 02:56:05] Hellraz0r: lol
[2024-08-09 02:56:25] ~GoG~Morpheus: oops
[2024-08-09 02:56:26] PresidentKamala: Oyeah
[2024-08-09 02:56:26] ~GoG~Morpheus: sry
[2024-08-09 02:56:32] Sgt. Schultz: np
[2024-08-09 02:56:33] ~GoG~Morpheus: u looked bogey lol
[2024-08-09 02:56:39] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-08-09 02:56:41] BlinkofanEye: n1 card
[2024-08-09 02:56:44] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY SHULTZ
[2024-08-09 02:56:48] BlinkofanEye: pretending i know wtf im doing in that thing
[2024-08-09 02:56:58] wildcard: tu
[2024-08-09 02:57:09] BlinkofanEye: FACK
[2024-08-09 02:57:12] Storm_vrn: sry
[2024-08-09 02:57:17] BlinkofanEye: GET IN OUR SA
[2024-08-09 02:57:18] Goosey: unf airfield
[2024-08-09 02:57:19] Goosey: inf
[2024-08-09 02:57:41] Sgt. Schultz: sry
[2024-08-09 02:57:42] Goosey: vermon stealing our planes;)
[2024-08-09 02:58:20] BlinkofanEye: omg
[2024-08-09 02:58:20] BlinkofanEye: ol
[2024-08-09 02:58:24] BlinkofanEye: i hate him
[2024-08-09 02:58:44] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHO?
[2024-08-09 02:58:46] BlinkofanEye: fox
[2024-08-09 02:58:56] Goosey: lord fox!
[2024-08-09 02:58:58] BlinkofanEye: hes so op in air
[2024-08-09 02:59:02] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2024-08-09 02:59:09] PresidentKamala: oyeah
[2024-08-09 02:59:18] BlinkofanEye: BAH
[2024-08-09 02:59:20] PresidentKamala: GOT THT TURDBURGULAR
[2024-08-09 02:59:30] BlinkofanEye: im a diahrea burglar today
[2024-08-09 02:59:35] BlinkofanEye: sorry road lol
[2024-08-09 02:59:40] BlinkofanEye: whats for snacks tonight road
[2024-08-09 02:59:51] BlinkofanEye: im having spotted cow
[2024-08-09 02:59:51] Mr. Fox: gf
[2024-08-09 03:00:05] BlinkofanEye: mofo sa3 so peacegful
[2024-08-09 03:00:12] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: u ded
[2024-08-09 03:00:15] BlinkofanEye: bah
[2024-08-09 03:00:18] BlinkofanEye: OLOL
[2024-08-09 03:00:22] BlinkofanEye: good call
[2024-08-09 03:00:29] Sgt. Schultz: hate when ppl do that to me
[2024-08-09 03:00:35] BlinkofanEye: lol me too
[2024-08-09 03:00:42] BlinkofanEye: omg
[2024-08-09 03:00:49] BlinkofanEye: im gonna rage shit my pants
[2024-08-09 03:01:01] Sgt. Schultz: didnt already?
[2024-08-09 03:01:05] PresidentKamala: THAT'LL TEACH THEM
[2024-08-09 03:01:17] _Roadie : would you plz pound back a bottle of MC so I can get back
[2024-08-09 03:01:18] BlinkofanEye: GiofOgaoahkahgkea
[2024-08-09 03:01:22] _Roadie : to enjoying my snacks
[2024-08-09 03:01:23] Goosey: blink needs some adult diapers
[2024-08-09 03:01:50] dhs: campers at base targetting thte fasy heloa
[2024-08-09 03:01:54] Goosey: ha
[2024-08-09 03:01:55] Storm_vrn: cu
[2024-08-09 03:01:56] BlinkofanEye: lol
[2024-08-09 03:02:01] BlinkofanEye: my job is to literally change depends
[2024-08-09 03:02:05] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-08-09 03:02:06] Peeper: LOL FOX
[2024-08-09 03:02:16] BlinkofanEye: blue stripes in back
[2024-08-09 03:02:43] BlinkofanEye: FACKIN
[2024-08-09 03:02:51] _Roadie : it's all that plaster dust. it's stuck to you
[2024-08-09 03:02:52] BlinkofanEye: you all will be sorry on nas
[2024-08-09 03:03:08] BlinkofanEye: fackin fox is taking smaw hits
[2024-08-09 03:03:09] BlinkofanEye: how
[2024-08-09 03:03:16] _Roadie : I didn't know WC could fly did anyone else know?
[2024-08-09 03:03:42] BlinkofanEye: finaly
[2024-08-09 03:03:52] BlinkofanEye: ill need a diahrea break before nas
[2024-08-09 03:04:09] BlinkofanEye: roadie i did like 5 doses of mirilax followed by dulcolax max d
[2024-08-09 03:04:10] BlinkofanEye: dose
[2024-08-09 03:04:10] BlinkofanEye: loool
[2024-08-09 03:04:34] BlinkofanEye: GDAMNIT SGT
[2024-08-09 03:04:35] _Roadie : that won't doit...
[2024-08-09 03:04:40] BlinkofanEye: wont do what
[2024-08-09 03:04:43] Sgt. Schultz: didnt know it was you
[2024-08-09 03:04:53] BlinkofanEye: i still havent shit clear
[2024-08-09 03:04:55] _Roadie : break things loose
[2024-08-09 03:05:02] BlinkofanEye: what will do it
[2024-08-09 03:05:15] BlinkofanEye: besides bangs finger
[2024-08-09 03:05:23] _Roadie : I gave you a picture of what you needed to get.
[2024-08-09 03:05:28] BlinkofanEye: oh
[2024-08-09 03:05:29] BlinkofanEye: huh
[2024-08-09 03:05:32] BlinkofanEye: whats the diff
[2024-08-09 03:05:35] _Roadie : you want me to go buy it for you and have it delivered?
[2024-08-09 03:05:48] BlinkofanEye: yes with particle accelerator
[2024-08-09 03:05:50] BlinkofanEye: to my bum
[2024-08-09 03:06:03] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: hate to ask, u glitchen jester
[2024-08-09 03:06:22] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NO IM NOT THAT SMART
[2024-08-09 03:06:24] _Roadie : there's the linear, then comes the particle accelerator
[2024-08-09 03:06:26] Mr. Fox: hes not
[2024-08-09 03:06:42] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHY YOU ASK PEEPER?
[2024-08-09 03:06:48] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: ll i didnt thin so
[2024-08-09 03:07:19] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: :P
[2024-08-09 03:07:49] BlinkofanEye: i mean dulcolax is magnesium hydroxide
[2024-08-09 03:07:52] BlinkofanEye: so somewhat related
[2024-08-09 03:07:57] _Roadie : nope
[2024-08-09 03:08:00] BlinkofanEye: ?
[2024-08-09 03:08:07] -[HELL0]-Crash: hi sexy ppl
[2024-08-09 03:08:08] _Roadie : magnesium is in _everything_
[2024-08-09 03:08:12] PresidentKamala: you gotta squirt the old bulb syringe up there
[2024-08-09 03:08:14] _Roadie : milk of.... ?
[2024-08-09 03:08:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY CRASH
[2024-08-09 03:08:32] Goosey: oh lordd
[2024-08-09 03:08:32] BlinkofanEye: iim not sure what youre getting at?
[2024-08-09 03:08:33] PresidentKamala: Milk of Mangina
[2024-08-09 03:08:37] BlinkofanEye: that th form of magnesium matters/
[2024-08-09 03:08:38] BlinkofanEye: hey crash
[2024-08-09 03:08:43] _Roadie : e-n-e-m-a
[2024-08-09 03:08:44] -[HELLO]-JESTER: MAGNESIUM CITRATE WORKS FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE BLINKP
[2024-08-09 03:08:52] BlinkofanEye: oh with the magnesiuM/
[2024-08-09 03:08:56] -[HELL0]-Crash: for arthritis?
[2024-08-09 03:09:06] _Roadie : ever had a Colo Blink?
[2024-08-09 03:09:12] ~GoG~Morpheus: nothing like a good ole recreational enema
[2024-08-09 03:09:18] BlinkofanEye: no but im gonna have to if i cant take care of this
[2024-08-09 03:09:21] BlinkofanEye: i did a fleet enema
[2024-08-09 03:09:21] Goosey: lol
[2024-08-09 03:09:28] BlinkofanEye: and my daughter has to do enema every ight
[2024-08-09 03:09:56] BlinkofanEye: so road you do enema with the magnesioum citrater?
[2024-08-09 03:10:11] BlinkofanEye: BONK
[2024-08-09 03:10:13] BlinkofanEye: rofwl
[2024-08-09 03:10:14] _Roadie : why did folks whine, then you give them the solution & they sti
[2024-08-09 03:10:15] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: lol bonk
[2024-08-09 03:10:16] BlinkofanEye: love bonk
[2024-08-09 03:10:32] BlinkofanEye: im just not understanding you old fart
[2024-08-09 03:10:34] Hellraz0r: gg
[2024-08-09 03:10:34] _Roadie : still whine. STOP it and get you ass to the pharmacy!!!!
[2024-08-09 03:10:36] Goosey: lol mooby
[2024-08-09 03:10:36] -[HELLO]-JESTER: BLINK I DIDNT MEAN TO USE IT AS AN ENUMA

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