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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - bocage_day3 - 2025-01-03 03:48:02 Chatlog
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[2025-01-03 03:49:38] Snoot Boot: good spinor
[2025-01-03 03:49:53] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY SPIN
[2025-01-03 03:49:59] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY MARYJANE
[2025-01-03 03:50:03] Snoot Boot: Hi jes
[2025-01-03 03:50:32] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OUR ARMOR IS MINED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2025-01-03 03:50:49] _Roadie : ?????
[2025-01-03 03:50:55] spin: farmer left?
[2025-01-03 03:51:00] -[HELLO]-Crash: connnec
[2025-01-03 03:51:07] spin: ok
[2025-01-03 03:51:12] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: when he gets an erection he blacks out
[2025-01-03 03:51:20] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2025-01-03 03:51:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: only enough blood for 1 organ???
[2025-01-03 03:51:36] -[HELLO]-Crash: damn
[2025-01-03 03:51:37] spin: now now.. never happens
[2025-01-03 03:51:59] -[HELLO]-Crash: :P
[2025-01-03 03:52:07] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: he wears a kill switch on his wrist like a jet ski kill swithch
[2025-01-03 03:52:25] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHY DOES GOOSEY NOT PLAY ANYMORE
[2025-01-03 03:52:36] _Roadie : He's on Vaca
[2025-01-03 03:52:39] Snoot Boot: blah
[2025-01-03 03:52:40] -[HELLO]-Crash: hes in Columbia
[2025-01-03 03:52:48] -[HELLO]-Crash: doing deals that .. uh ..
[2025-01-03 03:52:51] -[HELLO]-Crash: u dont need to know about
[2025-01-03 03:52:58] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HE PLAYS UNDER NAME OMEN ON MOONIES
[2025-01-03 03:53:08] Snoot Boot: O MEN
[2025-01-03 03:53:14] -[HELLO]-JESTER: DID YALL BAN HIM?
[2025-01-03 03:53:16] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: i miss cristine that pscho broad
[2025-01-03 03:53:36] -[HELLO]-JESTER: CRASH?
[2025-01-03 03:54:15] Farmer Dave: sorry for whomever I killed before
[2025-01-03 03:54:20] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY DAVE AGAIN LOL
[2025-01-03 03:54:24] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: cristine she was from mexico
[2025-01-03 03:54:26] Farmer Dave: built a new PC and this thing is stupid fast
[2025-01-03 03:54:37] Farmer Dave: taking mea while to tune it so I can play it
[2025-01-03 03:54:50] Snoot Boot: sorry
[2025-01-03 03:54:52] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: told you he gets a hard on he passes out
[2025-01-03 03:54:54] _Roadie : huh? tune? like a guitar?
[2025-01-03 03:55:02] spin: flag
[2025-01-03 03:55:16] -[HELLO]-Crash: hes gotta tune it
[2025-01-03 03:55:23] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: when he wakes up he loggs back in
[2025-01-03 03:55:36] Snoot Boot: lol
[2025-01-03 03:55:42] -[HELLO]-Crash: da shizzle
[2025-01-03 03:56:05] Farmer Dave: sorry, meant things like mouse acceleratin is way faster than s
[2025-01-03 03:56:18] _Roadie : oh that....
[2025-01-03 03:56:36] _Roadie : take your .CON files from your old machine....
[2025-01-03 03:56:55] Farmer Dave: really?
[2025-01-03 03:56:55] _Roadie : I'm running on mine from 2003
[2025-01-03 03:57:01] Farmer Dave: cool, I wil check into that
[2025-01-03 03:57:02] _Roadie : yeppers
[2025-01-03 03:57:37] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: masterbating for him is just boosting bloodpresaser
[2025-01-03 03:58:06] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: im flying and typing bite me
[2025-01-03 03:58:20] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OUR ARMOR IS MINED
[2025-01-03 03:58:34] Peeper: help
[2025-01-03 03:59:24] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-01-03 03:59:55] _Roadie : DAve? you can also tweak the mouse speed while in game
[2025-01-03 04:00:02] -[HELLO]-Crash: :D
[2025-01-03 04:00:16] Farmer Dave: I saw that...
[2025-01-03 04:00:19] _Roadie : just hit and go to the options. don't forget to save
[2025-01-03 04:00:27] Farmer Dave: but evertime I do, Crash drops a plane on me
[2025-01-03 04:00:38] _Roadie : yeah, there's that....
[2025-01-03 04:00:38] Farmer Dave: yeah forgot to save twice
[2025-01-03 04:00:40] -[HELLO]-Crash: my timing is impecable
[2025-01-03 04:00:53] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: sa3 up
[2025-01-03 04:01:20] -[HELLO]-Crash: im eating new kind of potato chip
[2025-01-03 04:01:25] _Roadie : duh, oops
[2025-01-03 04:01:25] spin: sorry
[2025-01-03 04:01:30] _Roadie : np spin
[2025-01-03 04:01:31] -[HELLO]-Crash: Applewood, smoked butter n sea salt
[2025-01-03 04:01:34] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OUR ARMOR IS MINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2025-01-03 04:01:36] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: is it vagina flavor
[2025-01-03 04:01:47] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: sea salt
[2025-01-03 04:01:53] -[HELLO]-Crash: sadly, no
[2025-01-03 04:02:07] -[HELLO]-JESTER: ALL SALT IS SEA SALT
[2025-01-03 04:02:18] -[HELLO]-Crash: dont get salty jes
[2025-01-03 04:02:24] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2025-01-03 04:02:27] Peeper: lol
[2025-01-03 04:02:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: ;)
[2025-01-03 04:02:31] _Roadie : woot timing
[2025-01-03 04:02:38] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: i ment salty fish
[2025-01-03 04:02:53] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHERES MOOB?
[2025-01-03 04:03:07] Tohsdaehmoob: doing moob stuff
[2025-01-03 04:03:30] _Roadie : damn helo landed right next to me....
[2025-01-03 04:03:32] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: he ment moist
[2025-01-03 04:03:41] Farmer Dave: lol
[2025-01-03 04:03:43] -[HELLO]-Crash: ow lol
[2025-01-03 04:03:47] -[HELLO]-Crash: wheeeee splat.
[2025-01-03 04:04:05] Farmer Dave: tank in da house
[2025-01-03 04:04:09] _Roadie : um, tank in base gang
[2025-01-03 04:05:41] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY MOOB
[2025-01-03 04:05:48] Tohsdaehmoob: what
[2025-01-03 04:07:27] -[HELLO]-Crash: oH YEAH
[2025-01-03 04:08:09] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY KILGORE
[2025-01-03 04:08:44] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-01-03 04:08:50] -[HELLO]-Crash: hey bill
[2025-01-03 04:09:00] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: hey jester
[2025-01-03 04:09:01] -[HELLO]-Crash: SA up
[2025-01-03 04:09:13] spin: tanks mined
[2025-01-03 04:09:18] Snoot Boot: moob at blue flag
[2025-01-03 04:09:26] Farmer Dave: tank
[2025-01-03 04:09:46] -[HELLO]-Crash: moobs in windmill
[2025-01-03 04:09:51] -[HELLO]-Crash: sniper
[2025-01-03 04:09:56] Peeper: sa HOT
[2025-01-03 04:10:03] -[HELLO]-Crash: hes out
[2025-01-03 04:10:09] -[HELLO]-Crash: walking toward sawmill
[2025-01-03 04:10:24] Graizer: OOOOOOHYEAAAAAHHHH
[2025-01-03 04:10:29] -[HELLO]-JESTER: SHIT SORRY
[2025-01-03 04:10:32] Graizer: shit!
[2025-01-03 04:10:34] Tohsdaehmoob: BOOOOOM OEHAHAHAHA
[2025-01-03 04:10:37] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY GRAZIER
[2025-01-03 04:10:40] Farmer Dave: sa3 down
[2025-01-03 04:11:01] _Roadie : scud down too
[2025-01-03 04:11:06] Graizer: lol bullshit
[2025-01-03 04:11:08] Graizer: :)
[2025-01-03 04:11:28] Graizer: tohs are you banned at both moon and simple?
[2025-01-03 04:11:31] Graizer: I never see you at either
[2025-01-03 04:11:41] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: not before i did my deep wall penatrator manuver
[2025-01-03 04:11:46] Tohsdaehmoob: zesand yes
[2025-01-03 04:11:53] Graizer: rofl
[2025-01-03 04:12:01] Peeper: lol
[2025-01-03 04:12:04] Tohsdaehmoob: roger that
[2025-01-03 04:12:06] Graizer: maybe one of your bans expired somewhere!
[2025-01-03 04:12:06] Graizer: try again soon
[2025-01-03 04:12:13] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: no moob :(
[2025-01-03 04:12:18] Farmer Dave: sorry
[2025-01-03 04:12:24] Graizer: I miss aX
[2025-01-03 04:12:26] Graizer: aX was sane
[2025-01-03 04:12:42] Tohsdaehmoob: me too
[2025-01-03 04:12:43] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY MOFO
[2025-01-03 04:12:47] Farmer Dave: Jester has a 50 cal by sawmill
[2025-01-03 04:13:23] Farmer Dave: he is on the end of the bridge by sawmill
[2025-01-03 04:13:23] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: i made it personal
[2025-01-03 04:13:25] Farmer Dave: near end
[2025-01-03 04:13:34] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: howdy MOFO
[2025-01-03 04:13:35] Graizer: im gonna smoke some pot in the bathroom
[2025-01-03 04:13:56] Tohsdaehmoob: you mean trombone room
[2025-01-03 04:13:57] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2025-01-03 04:14:02] Graizer: :)
[2025-01-03 04:14:03] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: hi killer
[2025-01-03 04:14:14] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: gonna take a whiskey shot out my girls booty hole
[2025-01-03 04:14:25] -[HELLO]-Crash: ok just dont fall in ok
[2025-01-03 04:14:28] Graizer: better leave her a good tip
[2025-01-03 04:14:35] -[HELLO]-Crash: guys, someone tie rope to his ankles
[2025-01-03 04:14:43] -[HELLO]-Crash: HR, mofo
[2025-01-03 04:14:54] Graizer: someone suck me until my milk runs dryyyyyy
[2025-01-03 04:15:05] Hellraz0r: up2
[2025-01-03 04:15:09] Graizer: "its a saucer of creme for my poosay poos"
[2025-01-03 04:16:07] Graizer: are CPAV and BLITZ still banned?
[2025-01-03 04:16:41] Farmer Dave: no issues
[2025-01-03 04:16:42] spin: oops
[2025-01-03 04:16:50] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: you need milking farmer dave sounds like a job for you
[2025-01-03 04:17:04] Graizer: I could really use a rousejob rn
[2025-01-03 04:17:07] -[HELLO]-JESTER: SORRY
[2025-01-03 04:17:07] -[HELLO]-Crash: sigh
[2025-01-03 04:17:07] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: i going to get a point if it kills me
[2025-01-03 04:17:26] -[HELLO]-Crash: i predict youll die another 3 times b4 1 kill
[2025-01-03 04:17:48] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-01-03 04:17:50] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: 1
[2025-01-03 04:17:56] -[HELLO]-Crash: 2 more
[2025-01-03 04:17:59] Graizer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH
[2025-01-03 04:18:02] Graizer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[2025-01-03 04:18:05] Graizer: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[2025-01-03 04:18:06] _Roadie : sniper down???
[2025-01-03 04:18:09] -[HELLO]-Crash: 1 more
[2025-01-03 04:18:23] -[HELLO]-Crash: and then youll get a kill
[2025-01-03 04:18:36] -[HELLO]-Crash: ur score will be 1 1 10
[2025-01-03 04:19:59] Graizer: what if we kissed in the church tower C4 o.O
[2025-01-03 04:20:04] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY RAZOR
[2025-01-03 04:20:17] Tohsdaehmoob: ok
[2025-01-03 04:20:18] -[HELLO]-Crash: ok now youll get a kill mofo
[2025-01-03 04:20:32] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: )
[2025-01-03 04:20:53] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: ops
[2025-01-03 04:20:55] Graizer: he got another kill
[2025-01-03 04:21:01] Graizer: his own guy
[2025-01-03 04:21:03] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: sry
[2025-01-03 04:21:16] Graizer: ffs
[2025-01-03 04:21:17] Graizer: how
[2025-01-03 04:21:25] Graizer: roadie....go out of your base dude
[2025-01-03 04:21:37] -[HELLO]-Crash: he cant
[2025-01-03 04:21:38] Graizer: you always stay in base and nest
[2025-01-03 04:22:02] -[HELLO]-Crash: hes a programmer
[2025-01-03 04:22:10] -[HELLO]-Crash: hes taking nested loop way to srssly
[2025-01-03 04:22:17] _Roadie : I'll tell ya what, get my eyes to working and I will.
[2025-01-03 04:22:23] Graizer: lol
[2025-01-03 04:22:25] _Roadie : until then - live with it.
[2025-01-03 04:22:25] Graizer: 0.0
[2025-01-03 04:22:27] Graizer: @.@
[2025-01-03 04:22:35] Graizer: are you older roadie?
[2025-01-03 04:22:38] -[HELLO]-Crash: eyes seem fine to me
[2025-01-03 04:22:42] _Roadie : 65
[2025-01-03 04:22:45] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: he need to crack the code for those nalgas
[2025-01-03 04:22:53] -[HELLO]-Crash: roadie served under Napoleon
[2025-01-03 04:23:09] _Roadie : George Burns
[2025-01-03 04:23:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2025-01-03 04:24:11] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: mary i love ur nuget
[2025-01-03 04:24:17] -[HELLO]-Crash: finally we score
[2025-01-03 04:24:17] Snoot Boot: BAD SPIN
[2025-01-03 04:24:22] -[HELLO]-Crash: ty for lift HR
[2025-01-03 04:24:22] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: someone shot me from a helo
[2025-01-03 04:24:29] spin: hi
[2025-01-03 04:24:32] spin: ts sir
[2025-01-03 04:24:37] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY DANNY JOE
[2025-01-03 04:24:39] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: you sone a motherless whore i was team switched
[2025-01-03 04:24:42] GI DANNY JOE: hey
[2025-01-03 04:24:45] _Roadie : hehe
[2025-01-03 04:24:46] Peeper: switched
[2025-01-03 04:24:58] Graizer: k
[2025-01-03 04:25:02] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh yeah!
[2025-01-03 04:25:10] Snoot Boot: ns
[2025-01-03 04:25:23] Graizer: zook cam incoming
[2025-01-03 04:25:25] Graizer: need zook truce
[2025-01-03 04:26:11] -[HELLO]-Crash: ow
[2025-01-03 04:26:19] Graizer: noooo why time
[2025-01-03 04:26:22] Graizer: ffs
[2025-01-03 04:26:56] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-01-03 04:27:06] -[HELLO]-Crash: WOOHOO mofo got a kill
[2025-01-03 04:27:20] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-01-03 04:27:27] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY GUMMY BEAR
[2025-01-03 04:27:44] -[HELLO]-Gummy Bear: ello
[2025-01-03 04:27:51] -[HELLO]-Crash: Hi Gummy
[2025-01-03 04:27:53] Tohsdaehmoob: omg so sorrz
[2025-01-03 04:27:54] Graizer: wheres CPAV blitz the whores with no name?
[2025-01-03 04:27:58] -[HELLO]-Gummy Bear: eyy crash
[2025-01-03 04:28:04] -[HELLO]-Crash: how r u
[2025-01-03 04:28:07] Tohsdaehmoob: OJEHGAH
[2025-01-03 04:28:19] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NEVER SEEN GUMMY BEFORE ON HERE?
[2025-01-03 04:28:20] -[HELLO]-Gummy Bear: im doin fine
[2025-01-03 04:28:39] Graizer: I HAVE ALSO NOT SEEN THIS PERSON BEFORE
[2025-01-03 04:28:40] Graizer: NEW NAME
[2025-01-03 04:28:47] -[HELLO]-JESTER: GO BY ANY OTHER NAME?
[2025-01-03 04:28:56] Graizer: lol jester all caps xD
[2025-01-03 04:28:59] Graizer: !newKeyboard
[2025-01-03 04:29:03] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: penis assualt
[2025-01-03 04:29:13] -[HELLO]-Gummy Bear: i havent played in a while
[2025-01-03 04:29:21] Graizer: welcome back soldier
[2025-01-03 04:29:25] -[HELLO]-Crash: last time was pirates night i think
[2025-01-03 04:30:02] -[HELLO]-Crash: oops soz HR that was me
[2025-01-03 04:30:20] -[HELLO]-JESTER: what is next event that bang promised something new?
[2025-01-03 04:30:21] Peeper: sa HOT
[2025-01-03 04:30:32] Graizer: bang has advanced CTE
[2025-01-03 04:30:50] -[HELLO]-JESTER: BANZAI MFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2025-01-03 04:30:54] Peeper: a10...KILL SA
[2025-01-03 04:31:45] -[HELLO]-Crash: n1 HR
[2025-01-03 04:31:55] _Roadie : where the hell are you hiding K?
[2025-01-03 04:32:12] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: in moobs ass
[2025-01-03 04:32:23] -[HELLO]-Crash: im not confirming
[2025-01-03 04:32:27] Lt Col Bill Kilgore: well bored out...lots of room
[2025-01-03 04:32:56] -[HELLO]-Crash: !nextmap
[2025-01-03 04:32:56] Graizer: OHYEAAAAAAH
[2025-01-03 04:33:11] Graizer: YOU LIKE THAT BIG BOY YEEEEHAWWWWW
[2025-01-03 04:33:13] -[HELLO]-Crash: T72 is BLUE lol flag